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Series 3 | | | |
| 21 :03x02 - The One Armed Man Is King (Oct/03/2002) | | Lance Longthorne is tired of life with one arm and wants the problem rectified immediately. Barry Banks and Glen, from JG Debt Recovery, are having a hard time collecting anything, angering their boss, Lisgoe. Owen, the mortician, gives a talk (monologue) to some 'people'. | | Guest Stars: Wim Booth as Lance's lady arm, Sylvie Gattrill as Queenie, Kevin Brannagan as Bouncer, Olive Pendleton as Joke shop customer, Hope Johnstone as Woman collecting for charity, Sian Foulkes as Trish, Olivia Jardith as Agreeable debtor, Nicky Goldie as Disagreeable debtor | Director: Steve Bendelack Writer: Jeremy Dyson, Reece Shearsmith, Steve Pemberton, Mark Gatiss | | | |
| 22 :03x03 - Turn Again Geoff Tipps (Oct/10/2002) | | Mike pops over to Geoff's with some unfortunate news about his job; and then Geoff has to decide what to do, now that he's unemployed. Legz Akimbo are rehearsing their new play about disabilities, and Oliver has the idea that they need to use method acting in their daily life. | | Guest Stars: Gordon Cooper as Gordon Cooper, Simon Vigar as TV reporter, Andy Nyman as Carl, Jason Hall (2) as Jezza, Cal Jaggers as Polly, Sally Armstrong as Cake shop employee, Barbara Kirby as Paramedic, Ilario Bisi-Pedro as Hotel receptionist (credited as 'Ilario Bifi-Pedro), Terry Bird as Headbutt guy | Director: Steve Bendelack Writer: Mark Gatiss, Steve Pemberton, Reece Shearsmith, Jeremy Dyson | | | |
| 23 :03x04 - The Medusa Touch (Oct/17/2002) | | Alvin and Sunny are back with another B&B orgy, only this time they have a special guest, 'Daddy', who brings with him a special device; Alvin, however, doesn't quite feel at home in that environment, and longs for a change. Also, Casey Emma Glass has joined the Junior Miss Elegance pageant, with the 'help' of her 'loving' parents, Nancy (not her real mother) and Noel. Meanwhile, Terry and Anne are going door to door to check and make sure everyone has had their LTP (life time protection) done. | | Guest Stars: Roger Bingham (1) as 'Hot wax' sexplorer, Alan Strangeway as 'Brass rubber' sexplorer, Sally Womersley as 'Quim-con' sexplorer, Brooke Vincent as Casey Emma Glass, Diana Flacks (1) as Pageant registrar, Bhudeb Banerjee as Indian sexplorer, Christine Furness as Sunny Steele, Alan Gear as Tank, Anne Orwin as 'Hat pins' sexplorer, Nicholas Briggs as Garden centre employee, Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen as TV host, Kate Deakin as Woman in bathrobe | Director: Steve Bendelack Writer: Mark Gatiss, Steve Pemberton, Reece Shearsmith, Jeremy Dyson | | | |
| 24 :03x05 - Beauty and the Beast (Oct/24/2002) | | Charlie and Mrs. Levinson have a good racket going: she fronts as a masseuse, but he is the real masseur. Soon, he starts making larger and larger tips because of his thorough job. Neds has made a super car, Maxi Power, and with his mate Tristan, he sets off to fight crime. In the meantime, a man is seeking information from women for a special 'report'. | | Guest Stars: Ned Irish as Neds' Grandad, Gary Damer as Tristan, Martina McClements as Roberta Smart, Neil Bell as Criminal, Steve Hillman (1) as Criminal w/ hat, John De Main as 'Luigi', Roz McCutcheon as Spit and Polish female customer, John Jardine as Old Spit and Polish customer | Director: Steve Bendelack Writer: Jeremy Dyson, Reece Shearsmith, Steve Pemberton, Mark Gatiss | | | |
| 25 :03x06 - How the Elephant Got Its Trunk (Oct/31/2002) | When one of the Charity Shop ladies, Vinnie, meets with misfortune, the Charity Shop has to look for a replacement. They find someone new, but something is just not quite right. The Kenny Harris Dog Cinema has a problem: Dougal Siepp a competitor has come back into town to open the 'Cat Theatre'. Pam Doove makes a slight re-appearance, only this time she has already got the role, in a stage play by the Royston Vasey Players. Dean Tavalouris is an aspiring magician and he's taking his camera out onto the streets of Royston Vasey to 'wow' the locals.
Finally, it's the end of the series and the show. At the end of the episode it looks back at the various characters and shows how their lives are a little time down the line. | | Guest Stars: Donna-Marie Dawson as Hooligan in purple, Jon Key (1) as Tik-Tikk Binns, Gerald Stadden as Pebble Reynolds, Rusty Goffe as Simba Brown, Chris Freeney as Gary, Christopher Eccleston as Dougal Siepp, Gordon Langford Rowe as Frank & Minn's friend, Belinda Everett as Hooligan in blue, Andrew Grose as Miggy, Paul Oldham as Bungo, Jennifer Lim as Lynne, Olga Grahame as Minn | Director: Steve Bendelack Writer: Mark Gatiss, Steve Pemberton, Reece Shearsmith, Jeremy Dyson | | | |
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