Gay Male Secretary (God): Singing, dancing, zombies, oh my!
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Will: I thought you had classes all day.
Helen: They give us lunch. It's a new union rule.
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Joan: Even God can't bring back the word "nifty."
Female Custodian (God): Don't tempt me...
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Female Custodian (God): Don't you just love the theater? People finding joy in creating whole new worlds. (chuckles) Couldn't keep that one to myself.
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Elizabeth: My therapist says that with a voice like mine, I need to work on humility.
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Adam: Oberlin? Isn't that in the middle of a cornfield? I mean, what are we gonna do - shoot squirrels and join a militia?
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Joan: You're not serious?
Gay Male Secretary (God): I'm always serious. Which doesn't mean I'm not fun.
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Joan: You're jealous! It happens to everybody. Othello, the green-eyed monster. Remember?
Grace: Yeah, well, I hate it. It's like I'm a girl.
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Will: Remember, it's just a school play. No crying.
Helen: It was one time. And (Joan) was dressed like a daisy. I couldn't help it.
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Johnny Broadway (God): Nothing of value comes without a little struggle. Some of the most beautiful flowers in the world only grow after a forest fire. Literally out of the ashes, they blanket the ground with colour.
Joan: Yeah, but you could make that happen without the fire. People would like you more.
Johnny Broadway (God): They'd just find something else to blame me for.
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Glynis: So why don't you do everyone a favor and take the giant stick out of your butt!
Grace: You are way more intense then I ever knew.
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Grace: I'd love to...I just gotta go...jab a railroad spike into my head.
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Helen: (seeing what Will is reading) My catechism book?
Will: I feel like I just got caught with porn.
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Johnny Broadway: Elizabeth, this isn't about your aunt – it's about THE PROCESS!
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