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Joan of Arcadia :: The Boat (01x04)
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| Title: | The Boat |
| Episode #: | 01x04 |
| Production Number: | 103 |
| Original Airdate: | Friday October 17th, 2003 |
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Given her recent odd conduct, Helen fears that Joan may be beginning to be eccentric and lose touch with reality. Meanwhile, Will tries to repair his strained relationship with Kevin and, at the same times, improve his disabled son's quality of life.
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| Artist | Song Title | Played When | | •Mellowdrone | Beautiful Day | | | •Morella's Forest | Gentle Go The Hours | | | •Nick Drake | Things Behind the Sun | | | •Pocket For Corduroy | Beautiful | | | •Rhett Miller | Word Inside the World | | | •Say-So | Remains of the Day | | | •Sherri Youngward | All Who Are Weary | |
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Joan: God joined the Army.
Naval Officer (God): Navy. It's thematic – I want you to build a boat. | Helen: The police department is...what's the technical term?
Will: "Sucks."
Helen: And you don't suck – that's bound to make them hate you. | Will: What do you think?
Kevin: I used to call it basketball - now I call it blackmail.
Will: This isn't blackmail. It's an accommodation between two reasonable men. | Joan: So did you just pop up to keep me from telling Adam about you?
Old Lady (God): I don't pop – I abide. I'm eternal. No popping. | Adam: Price. Somewhere he's got this, like, coffin full of miraculous things kids used to be able to do before he stole it from them. | Michael: (to Eddie) So either you give me your gun or I'll find it and I'll feed it to you myself! | Joan: It's gone!
Adam: Okay, what's gone?
Joan: (gesturing to her boat) I did all this... no plans. I just cut pieces of wood...and they fit together! And now...
Adam: You lost your mojo. | Adam: But it is a boat, right? It's not like a chifforobe?
Joan: What's a chifforobe?
Adam: I don't know, but it's not a boat. | Joan: (to Luke) No, I'm in the zone, dogboy! I can't do wrong!
Luke: Dogboy? | Adam: Jane!
Joan: Go away, Adam.
Adam: How did you know it was me?
Joan: You're the only one who calls me "Jane." | Adam: (about his prior ability to play any instrument) No, no. Not anymore. Mr. Price sits me down at a piano and says, "Okay, Mr. Rove, play." So, I do, and I really lean into it, you know? I'm holding down that loud pedal, and I'm hitting the low notes with my elbow - bong, bong, bong! Grand finale...I lift the piano lid thing, and I strum the strings with my shoe. When I was finished, Mr. Price says, "You have got to be kidding." Since then, I-I can't play a thing. I can't even whistle.
Joan: I'm no expert, but, uh, if you are playing with your elbows... | Adam: Wait, who's the new dude?
Grace: Try saying yo at the end of a sentence.
Adam: (to Joan who picks up a wallet with a lot of money in it) You're stinkin' rich, yo. |
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