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The Middleman :: The Cursed Tuba Contingency (01x07)
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Episode Information |
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| Title: | The Cursed Tuba Contingency |
| Episode #: | 01x07 |
| Original Airdate: | Monday July 28th, 2008 |
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Wendy and the Middleman have to find a cursed tuba that causes anyone who hears it to drown. | | There are no foreign summaries for this episode: Contribute | | English Recap Available: View Here |
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As the Middleman pauses outside the theater, you can see movie posters screen right. One of them "stars" Brett Born, a production controller on the show.
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| Artist | Song Title | Played When | | •Au Revoir Simone | Stars | when Wendy suggests she and Lacey go out | | •Pepi Ginsberg | Nothing More | as Lacey does Wendy's hair |
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Lacey: It’s just, I mean, God knows I’ve spilled a lot of fake blood on your stuff, but what the hell is this. It almost looks alive.
Wendy: Don’t worry, it’s dead. Any movement is just reflex action.
Lacey: You mean it was alive?
Wendy: A bug. I stepped on a bug.
Lacey: With both my boots?!? | The Middleman: Let this be a lesson to you. The next time we trap a rampaging pig-insect hybrid from another galaxy that accidentally gets loose in custody, you should shoot after it gets out of the car.
Wendy: Right. Next time I’ll find a more convenient place to be attacked. | The Middleman: We’re agents Boetticher and Kennedy from American Shrimp and Crab Amalgamed Processors. Law enfocement branch.
Cecil Rogers: ASCAP?
The Middleman: We avoid using the acronym for copyright reasons.
Wendy: But, uh, whenever unexpected shrimp or crab appear in the context of a homicide, we’re not far behind. | Ida: Time to quit your grinning and drop your linen, people. | Johnny John: Look, I've got a beautiful woman in here, who is hot, willing, and able, who finds me devastating in my raw, feral power. Did I mention she was hot? Do you have any idea how rare that is for me?
Wendy: Yes I do. | Roxy Wasserman: (to the Middleman) You are as ignorant as your jacket is tacky. | (the Middlewatch beeps)
Lacey: Do you ever take that thing off?
The Middleman: No.
Lacey: Never?
The Middleman: It’s waterproof, shockproof, and grafted to my skin. | Wendy: One coffee and milk, hold the coffee for you, and one coffee and milk for me, hold the milk for me. | The Middleman: This is good. No one’s drowned yet.
Wendy: And no one’s playing the tuba, which is just as good. | Lacey: So is it just strictly business tonight between you and sexy boss-man.
Wendy: I refuse to answer until you stop calling him that.
Lacey: So, is it strictly business between you and pillow-lips? | Lacey: Dub-Dub, first rule of achieving a happy makeover: never argue with the person holding the curling iron. | The Middleman: Not tonight, I’m on armed goon tuba duty, you’re on lose the roomie detail. | The Middleman: Sensei Ping. Twisted Stones. On three.
Wendy: One, two three.
(the Middleman takes down the bad guys)
Wendy: I forget. What’s my part in Twisted Stones?
The Middleman: The counting. | The Middleman: There’s still time, Rogers. If you help us, I’ll make sure your tuba is safe for all eternity. You have my word.
Cecil Rogers: Sorry, I don’t trust good-looking, heroic people.
Wendy: You have eternal life and this is what you choose to do with it?
Cecil Rogers: Did I mention how good the dating’s been? | Wendy: She’s my roommate and my best friend and you’re my boss. How does that make anything easier? Why don’t you just date my mom while you’re at it?
The Middleman: Is she nice?
Wendy: Ahhh!
The Middleman: Just kidding. It was a joke to relieve the tension. |
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The Titanic
The episode contains numerous references to the RMS Titanic:
* Erica Ambler and Ray Ward Baker refer to the writers of the movie A Night to Remember (1958).
* The alias of Harland and Wolff refer to the name of the company that built the ship.
* The Middleman saying "Sweet Molly Brown!" refers to the American socialite formed for her presence on the Titanic.
* Lacey telling Noser to "get the axe" refers to a scene when Rose frees Jack with an axe in Titanic (1997)
* The high school named is Edward J. Smith, referring to the captain of the Titanic. The school team name is the Icebergs, referring to the reason the Titanic sank.
 | Ride Lonesome (1959) stars Randolph Scott, Lee Van Cleef, Pernell Roberts, James Best, and James Coburn. Scott's character delivers a murderer to justice and has to recruit two outlaws to help him fight off hostile Indians.
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