The Middleman: I know you and I have been through Hell and back together…
Wendy: I thought Hell and the Underworld were two different things.
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Wendy: Shouldn't it be “Middleperson” or “Middlewoman”?
The Middleman: We did have a Middleboy once.
Wendy: What does that make me, the “Middlegirl”?
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The Middleman: What is this device?
Wendy: Uhh, it’s the thingy you point at things with.
The Middleman: This is the BTRS scanner.
Wendy: And BTRS stands for…?
The Middleman: Beyond the Realm of Science Scanner. As in, this machine scans for things that are…
Wendy: Beyond the Realm of Science? Wow. Handy.
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Ida: If you ask me, one less rich wench in the world might not be so tragic.
The Middleman: That rich wench, as you call her, probably has a family who loves her.
Ida: So did Charlie Manson.
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Wendy: So did I ace it, or did I ace it?
The Middleman: There’s acing it, and there’s what you did. Kind of like shooting a cow with a Howitzer.
Wendy: I would never shoot a cow.
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Wendy: Why do people feel the need to do this to themselves. She was a total plastic surgery victim.
Ida: Just you wait, Peachfuzz, until gravity gets the best of you.
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Wendy: Could you act appropriately?
Lacey: When did I ever do that?
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Wendy: Holy crap on a stick, is that thing real?
The Middleman: Yes. It was a gift Carl Fabrege was about to present to Czar Nicholas before a Middleman spirited him out of Russia to work on the lens system for the Great Steam Laser of 1917.
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Wendy: I’ll tell you what you could do with it.
The Middleman: Will it be rated G?
Wendy: Doubt it
The Middleman: Let’s skip it, then.
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Wendy: I can’t believe you put training wheels on my gun.
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The Middleman: Got your dad’s lucky lighter?
Wendy: Unless you stole it again.
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The Middleman: They may call themselves hunters, but to me they’re just serial killers of animals.
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