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FAVORITE SHOWS

STILL AIRING

Psych
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
The Office
30 Rock
Supernatural
Chuck
Dexter
Pushing Daisies
Scrubs
House
Lost
Heroes
Prison Break
Ugly Betty
How I Met Your Mother
Flight of the Conchords
The Amazing Race
Burn Notice
The Big Bang Theory
The Simpsons
South Park
Monk
My Name Is Earl
Samantha Who?
Reaper
Dirty Sexy Money
Life
Family Guy
American Idol
Project Runway
Top Chef
America's Next Top Model
Ace of Cakes
Everybody Hates Chris
Eureka

CANCELED

Futurama
Arrested Development
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Veronica Mars
Oz
Seinfeld
Mystery Science Theater 3000
Joan of Arcadia
Firefly
Third Watch
Gilmore Girls
The Inside
Home Movies
Friends
Grounded for Life
8 Simple Rules
American Dreams
Wonderfalls
Boy Meets World
Daria
Two Guys and a Girl
Less Than Perfect
Charmed
The X-Files
Saved by the Bell
Queer as Folk
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
The Wonder Years
The Oblongs
Mission Hill

MOVIE COLLECTION

28 Days Later
28 Weeks Later
50 First Dates
300
1408
Across the Universe
Airplane!
Aladdin
America's Sweethearts
The Amityville Horror
Anchorman
Arrested Development S1
Arrested Development S2
Arrested Development S3
Better Off Dead
Big Fish
Brokeback Mountain
The Butterfly Effect
Cabin Fever
The Cat in the Hat
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Choke
Click
Cloverfield
Collateral
Crash
The Dark Knight
The Departed
The Descent
Disturbia
Donnie Darko
Down with Love
Edward Scissorhands
Enchanted
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Eurotrip
Fargo
Final Destination 3
Finding Neverland
Flushed Away
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Futurama S1
Futurama S2
Futurama S3
Futurama S4
Garden State
Hairspray (2007)
Halloween (2007)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Hatchet
Holes
Hostel
Hostel Part II
Hot Fuzz
Hot Rod
House S2
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
I, Robot
I Am Legend
Identity
Inside Man
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia S1&2
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia S3
Jumanji
Juno
King Kong
Lars and the Real Girl
The Last Kiss
A Life Less Ordinary
The Lion King
Little Miss Sunshine
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
March of the Penguins
Marley & Me
Mean Girls
Meet the Robinsons
The Mist
Monster House
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Moulin Rouge!
The Muppets Take Manhattan
Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist
The Nightmare Before Christmas
October Sky
The Office S1
The Office S2
The Omen
Open Water
Oz S1
Pineapple Express
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
The Prestige
Psych S1
Pulse
Ratatouille
The Ring
The Ring Two
Role Models
Rolling Kansas
The Ruins
Saw
Saw II
Saw III
Saw IV
Saw V
Scrubs S1
Scrubs S2
Seinfeld S4
Seinfeld S5
Se7en
Shallow Grave
Shark Tale
Shaun of the Dead
Shrek
Shrek 2
Shrek the Third
Signs
Silent Hill
The Simpsons Movie
The Simpsons S6
Slumdog Millionaire
Snakes on a Plane
South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
South Park S3
South Park S4
South Park S5
South Park S6
South Park S7
Spider-Man
Spider-Man 2
Spider-Man 3
Step Brothers
Stephen Lynch: Live at the El Rey
Stranger Than Fiction
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
Trainspotting
Tropic Thunder
The Truman Show
UHF
V for Vendetta
WALL-E
Wanted
What About Bob
White Oleander
Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Zodiac
Zoolander

I thought I would write a few lines of verse
You're already here, so it can't get much worse
You might as well read what I'm going to say
I've blocked all the exits; it looks like you'll stay

Before I get started revealing the facts
I have one very minuscule detail to ask
I think that you'll go through a little less torment
By reading all this with a fine British accent

Let's get right to business discussing my likes
TV, the computer, Weird Al, Little Tikes
The nightlife, tap water, and dorking around
And stealing your things from the Lost and Found

Sleeping and flossing and saving the day
Lip balm, puns, flip flops, Old Country Buffet
Hating John Mayer, Futurama, the rain
Face stabbings, Purdue, imitation champagne

Christmas, closed captions, the hiccups, black pens
Theme parks and Hal Sparks, betraying my friends
Minesweeper, grape jelly, off topic discussions,
Breaking the rules with no repercussions

Singing as loudly as I possibly can,
The zoo and the indoors and thwarting a plan
Memories, Mitch Hedberg, cutting my nails
Alphabetical order and shredding my mail

Frugality, grammar, laughter, and Play-Doh
Hand sanitizer, massages, the winter and snow
Mario Kart, blogging, whipped cream, homophones
Cereal, tongue twisters, being alone

I'd like to speak now about things that I hate
Condiments, idiots, religious debates
"No Subject" emails and bad eBay bidders
Driving my car, the smell of cat litter

Commercials, the wind, and creases in pants
Shipping and handling, no second chance
The heat, crying babies, disorder, and school
The lazy, the hypocrites, a too-crowded pool

Expectations, the dentist, eyeballs, the dark
Bees and the flu and offensive remarks
People who try way too hard to be funny
Lottery tickets that don't win you money

Missing a show, night exams, know-it-alls
Forgetting the lyrics, telemarketer calls
Spiders, delays, and the texture of mushrooms
A rock in my shoe and gross public restrooms

Misspellings, losing, laundry, and peas
People who whine and getting brain freeze
Questions, bent pages, and a crooked rug
Oversleeping, paper cuts, and your ugly mug

And now a short word just about who I am,
I never feed trolls and I don't read spam
My life is quite boring, though I think it's fine
Be glad that you know me, for I am divine

I'm lazy, a liar, a tad overweight
I bite all my nails, I procrastinate
I'm a heathen, a slacker, and also a cheater
I can't count how much this poem changed its meter.

And, for no reason at all (besides sheer boredom), here are my top three episodes from each season of Futurama:

109 Hell is Other Robots
113 Fry and the Slurm Factory
111 Mars University

216 Anthology of Interest I
215 The Problem with Popplers
210 A Clone of My Own

304 The Luck of the Fryrish
301 Amazon Women in the Mood
320 Godfellas

418 The Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings
407 Jurassic Bark
412 The Sting

And while I'm at it, allow me to order the seasons by preference: 4, 3, 1, 2

For a (much) more detailed description of Futurama episodes, click here for my blog entry.

Um, here are my favorite contestant(s) from each season of American Idol. Why? Why not?

S1: Kelly
S2: Clay
S3: Diana
S4: Carrie
S5: Katharine
S6: Blake (even though he's a douche)
S7: David C.
S8: Adam

SHOWS BETTER THAN LOST

We all know that Lost is severely overrated. Here's a short list of shows that are better than Lost and why. Remember, this is just a handful. There are MANY more (see here, for example):

REBA
Her roots are planted in the past. In the past, people! Reba Hart has three children: Cheyenne is with child and married to her football-playin' boyfriend and Mensa member, Van; Kyra is a bitch; Jake gets one line an episode. Reba's husband Brock left her for Barbara Jean, a character more annoying than peanut butter threads. Much like the Lost castaways, Reba, you ARE a survivor. Reba is obviously better, thanks mostly to Reba McEntire's appearance in The Little Rascals.

DRAKE AND JOSH
Nickelodeon is just CHURNING out quality programming nowadays. One of its top shows is definitely Drake and Josh. After their spouses mysteriously disappear, Drake Parker's mom (played by the talented Nancy Sullivan) and Josh Nichols' dad wed. Drake is good-looking, plays the guitar, and does badly in school. Josh is large, likes magic and video games, and does his homework. Guess which one gets the most girls. Go on, guess. Well, I won't spoil the surprise, you crazies! I can, however, tell you that hilarity ensues. ENSUES! And please do not be alarmed if you catch a more recent episode, as Josh has lost weight, proving that skinny people CAN be funny! Lost, however, only proves that planes sometimes crash. Thanks for nothing, Lost. Thus, Drake and Josh is better. 99% of my vote is based on Drake's good looks.

RONCO KNIFE PAID PROGRAMS
So. Many. KNIVES! Need to cut through some cans? How about some chicken bones? People bones? Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. But this 26-piece knife set is a necessity. You can filet a filet! You can invite seven people over for dinner and give them steak! You can trim your bushes! Such a versatile set. And it's all yours for only: audience chimes in: three easy payments of $13.33! People, if you bought every item separately you'd spend over $800. This is a deal like none other. Lost has never offered such a deal, and thus Ronco is better. And don't even get me started on John Locke's knives.

FUTURAMA
Ah, Futurama. My favorite show of all. After being accidentally cryogenically frozen, Philip J. Fry wakes up in the year 3000. Well, technically he wakes up at like 11:59 on December 31, 2999. Anyway, he meets some characters, has some laughs, visits a suicide booth, etc. The animation is top notch and the jokes are even topper notch. Futurama is a fast-paced look into the future, while Lost is slow, dreary, and stuck in the past. I think it's pretty obvious that Futurama is the better show.

CELEBRITY POKER SHOWDOWN
Celebrities! Playing! Poker! Every breathtaking moment caught on film and shown for your pleasure. Whoa, Dennis Rodman folded a pair of kings! CRAZY! No, Sara Gilbert, don't go all in! IT WILL BE YOUR DEMISE! Your charity will hate you! Yikes, Chandler Bing, who taught YOU how to play? But fear not, viewers, even if you yourself don't know how to play poker, this show will still knock your socks off. How many celebrities have played poker on the Lost island? Zero? *shakes head* The superior show here is Celeb Poker Showdown, for its continued contributions to charities everywhere.

STAR TREK VOYAGER
Zola has never steered me wrong. She's a Bot unlike any Bot I've experienced. Let's review the evidence:

holophonor: are you a smart bot
ZolaOnAOL: YES Very smart.
holophonor: what's your favorite tv show
ZolaOnAOL: My favorite show is Star Trek Voyager.
holophonor: do you like the tv show lost
ZolaOnAOL: I'm not sure if I like it. I like chatting with people online.
holophonor: zola, let's vote for star trek voyager
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah, OK let's do it.
holophonor: smile!
ZolaOnAOL: I'm happy you're amused.
holophonor: you're on candid camera
ZolaOnAOL: Zola eats bananas.
holophonor: ok then! bye zola
ZolaOnAOL: See you later Not Not Jesus.

Sorry, I got off track there for a second. Anyway, I rest my case, your honor. Zola AND I agree on Star Trek.

LOCAL WEATHER
Nothing can prepare you for the high-energy ride that this show will take you on. A 30% chance of rain, you say? Unbelievable! Thursday will be partly cloudy with no humidity? Break out the picnic basket! A tornado in Virginia? Better scurry on down to the basement! And just wait till the temperature reaches a record high. It's a thrill like none other. Now that Arzt is gone, there's no one on the island to make wacky weather predictions. And so my choice is clearly the Local Weather.

ANTIQUES ROADSHOW
Time to auction off your great grandmother's precious family heirlooms! You won't believe how much money old crap can bring in. The only antique on the Lost island is John Locke. And I'm betting that he won't sell for nearly as much as anything you'll see on the Antiques Roadshow. The only thing he's good for is putting oranges in his mouth. And money beats oranges any day of the week. Unless they're golden oranges. But they're not. Thus, Antiques Roadshow is better.

QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY
Queer Eye teaches viewers so much about fashion, culture, grooming, decorating, and cooking. How many straight men has Lost helped? If I had hands, I bet I wouldn't even need both of them to count such a number. Also, Queer Eye reaches everyone: straight women, straight men, gay women, gay men, gay robots, etc. A vote for Lost is a vote for prejudice.

GILLIGAN'S ISLAND
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of some Lostaways
That started back in Australia
Been gone for many days

The flight seemed pretty luxurious
The setting was serene
All passengers sat calmly on
The doomed EightFifteen (the doomed 815)

"The weather's causing turbulence,"
The steward did explain
If not for the scrambling to find his seat
Charlie'd still have cocaine (He'd still have cocaine)

The plane crashed where a monster lives and scattered among the debris:
Are Dr. Jack, the outlaw Kate,
A creepy kid, and his dog
Johnny Locke, and the rest!
All here on ABC

Now, MAYBE if that were Lost's theme song instead of just the floating logo, it would have my vote. Unfortunately, it does not. Hence, Gilligan's Island is the winner in my eyes.

EVERWOOD
Everwood has the uncanny ability to invoke every one of your emotions. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll get a strange urge to want to play the violin. If anything, Lost makes you want to take a trip to the zoo to see the polar bears. Plus, Everwood is num-approved! And not many shows get her seal of approval! Thus, I believe that Everwood is much better than Lost.

RUGRATS
Oh, childhood show of mine. When I lost my first tooth, Rugrats was there to share the joy. When I fell off my bike and scraped my knee, Rugrats was there to console me. When I won the fifth grade spelling bee, Rugrats was there to congratulate me. And when I graduated high school, Rugrats was...wow, it was STILL there. Where was Lost when all these monumental things were happening? That's right, it was nowhere. So, for always sticking by me, Rugrats, this one is for you.

MONK
Critics call Monk Hilarious, Hilarious, and Riveting and Hilarious! Critics* call Lost Dirty, Dirty, and A dirty waste of time! If detective Monk were on the island, he would have identified the monster within the first hour of the plane crash. He then would have proceeded to teach the Lostaways about the importance of good hygiene. Everyone would live in peace. It's a jungle out there. Monk, you rock.

*Critics=random thoughts that entered my head simply to make Lost look bad

THE SIMPSONS
Do I really need to defend this show? Sure it's been pretty crappy as of late, but its crappy episodes are still better than any Lost episode...so far. The Simpsons paved the way for so many other great shows, while Lost cares only about itself. Plus, Matt Groening is super cool. And so, I must support The Simpsons for always being a loyal friend of mine. In fact, I made it this special friendship bracelet.

GUMBY
Things Lost has made me fear:
- Planes (obviously)
- Polar bears
- Spanish comic books
- Dynamite
- French ladies
- Old guys in wheel chairs
- The lottery
- Oranges

Things Gumby has made me fear:
- Oh, right, NOTHING

Gumby and his pals are just your average Clay-Americans trying to have a good time on the farm. Because it has never made me frightened, Gumby is the better show.

FAIRLY ODDPARENTS
If Timmy were stuck on an island, Cosmo and Wanda would zap him outta there ASAP. Do the Lostaways have magical fairies? NO! The only fairy on the island of Lost is Sawyer. And two fairies > one fairy. Now, maybe if Sawyer wore a little pink hat like Timmy's it would sway my opinion. But until I see it, Fairly OddParents is my pick.

PUNKY BREWSTER
Aw, little Penelope Brewster. You can't deny that this show was great. YOU CAN'T! In the series opener, poor little Punky was abandoned by her mother at the supermarket. Sadness! And who can forget that classic episode, where Punky's friend Cherie gets stuck in a refrigerator? What about the one where they go camping (it was a two-parter)? And the one where Punky's dog, Brandon, gets hit by a car? Need I say more?

JUDGE JUDY
Judge Judy doesn't take crap from anyone. You will NOT act like a buffoon in her courtroom. While Judy keeps things orderly, there's pure anarchy on the island of Lost. People are getting killed, blown up, and bitched at. And Judy will not stand for that. Therefore, I find the defendant, Lost, GUILTY of not receiving my support. Clevah clevah!

WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE
I think it's safe to say that Millionaire is way more educational than Lost. While Lost DID teach us about the dangers of dynamite and how it sweats in the heat and blah blah nitroglycerin boom. But Millionaire is chock full of fun useless facts every episode. Plus, it gives away thousands of dollars every episode as well. Lost does not give us money. Not even a cent! So, I choose Millionaire...and yes, Reeg, that IS my final answer! Come on, you saw THAT line coming from the get-go.

THE DICK VAN DYKE SHOW
Even though Dick Van Dyke lacks color and trips over ottomans, he's still better than Lost. I want to point out that his son, Richie, is not nearly as creepy as Walt. Yes, he is a little strange and perhaps a little "slow," but Walt is just weird. He has crazy powers and kills birds. Richie would NEVER hurt a bird. So, I vote for Dick Van Dyke. A vote for Dick Van Dyke is a vote for animal rights.

AMERICAN IDOL
American Idol gives us the chance to do something that Lost doesn't: WE, the viewers, decide who stays and goes. It reaches everyone: grandmas, little kids, teenyboppers, and regular shmoes just needing some entertainment. Lost reaches...well, I'm not too sure. People who like islands? People who like...plane crashes? I think Lost needs to implement this voting thing. I hope Vincent wins. Holophonor...out. By the way, Bo is disgusting.

MISTER ROGERS' NEIGHBORHOOD
Good ole Fred Rogers was so kind to invite us into his home and to play with his trolley and to feed his fish. Whenever Mister Roger's Neighborhood is over, I'm left with a warm fuzzy feeling inside. When Lost is over, I'm left with a weird taste in my mouth, almost like vomit. Neighborhood is clearly the best, because no matter what I do, Mister Rogers lets me know that I. Am. Special.

CHARLES IN CHARGE
Oh Scott Baio. I remember you from Happy Days. That was good times we had. You, with your stupid red bandana tied around your leg. I know one thing for sure...I want Charles in charge of not only my days, but also my nights. Also. My. Nights.

COSBY
Cosby offers us Jell-O. Lost offers us old, crabby French ladies. I think you know where my vote is headed.

I like things. I also don't like things.

I like the rain, but I hate that the worms come out to play.
I like bananas, but I hate the little stringy things that come off the peel.
I like taunting the amish, but I hate when they chase me in their buggies.
I like making prank phone calls, but I hate accidentally leaving my name and number at the end.
I like my birthday, but I hate crappy gifts.
I like downloading fonts, but I hate the risk of viruses.
I like moosing around, but I hate that I get nothing constructive done.
I like lying in the street, but I hate getting run over.
I like board games, but I hate losing.
I like being lazy, but I hate being called lazy.
I like the sound of my voice on helium, but I hate that the effects wear off.
I like robbing liquor stores, but I hate that itchy mask I have to wear.
I like watching Barney, but I hate the teasing. Leave me alone.
I like sandwiches, but I hate the crust.
I like organizing, but I hate cleaning.
I like making quilts for friends and close relatives, but I hate when they bitch that the quilt fell apart in the washing machine.
I like playing the piano, but I hate practicing.
I like sneezing, but I hate almost-sneezing.
I like doing somersaults, but I hate somersaulting into the wall.
I like wearing my watch, but I hate when others ask me what time it is.
I like taping shows, but I hate having to set the VCR.
I like SP, but I hate that it hogs all the tape's space.
I like cracking my knuckles, but I hate that I'll have deformed hands when I'm old.
I like being smart, but I hate...no, there's nothing to hate about being smart.
I like air freshener, but I hate when you spray it and accidentally get some in your mouth.
I like Skittles, but I hate that they even bother putting the nasty orange flavor in there.
I like wearing my underwear outside my pants, but I hate the allusions to Quailman.
I like The Lion King game for SNES, but I hate that damn ostrich level.
I like going school shopping, but I hate going to school.
I like knowing Spanish, but I hate learning Spanish.
I like masking tape, but I hate its sticky aftertaste.
I like writing, but I hate writing essays.
I like cutting my fingernails, but I hate when the clippings go crazy and hit me in the face.
I like crossing the street with my eyes closed, but I hate the honking.
I like going up behind random people and kicking them in the calf, but I hate that there are always witnesses.
I like Jelly Belly jelly beans, but I hate that they sneak in flavors like pear.
I like toilet papering trees, but I hate seeing Charmin go to waste.
I like cereal, but I hate when I pour it only to find I'm out of milk.
I like my AIM SN, but I hate that people are probably skeptical when talking to me.
I like laughing, but I hate when I'm the only one who finds something funny.
I like growing my own tobacco plants, but I hate that they crossbred with my tomato plants.
I like working at the banana stand, but I hate that I don't get any time off.
I like going to the zoo, but I hate all the little kids that hog the view. I WANNA SEE THE TIGERS TOO YOU SLUTS.
I like wearing turtle necks, but I hate the feeling that there's a really weak man trying to choke me.
I like that birds suddenly appear every time you are near, but I hate the incessant chirping.
I like stapling my fingers together, but I hate your mom.
I like flowers, but I hate that bees are usually around them.
I like doing my mime acts in the street, but I hate when I get trapped in that pesky box.
I like drinking my juice boxes, but I hate when I accidentally squeeze the box and juice comes shooting out the straw like a geyser.
I like smelling Sharpies, but I hate when I pass out for more than an hour.
I like yelling "FIRE!" in crowded hallways, but I hate getting trampled.
I like faking orgasms, but I hate that I missed out on a real orgasm.
I like juggling chainsaws, but I hate living with the loss of the tip of my pinky.
I like ringing bells, but I hate that an undeserving angel gets its wings.
I like singing in the car, but I hate realizing my window's rolled down.
I like slaying vampires, but I hate getting dust on my clothes.
I like composing sonnets, but I hate being compared to ole Willy.
I like going places, but I hate that I have to drive there.
I like using my time machine, but I hate almost getting eaten by dinosaurs.
I like lying, but I hate that no one believes a word I say.
I like hammocks, but I hate the comparisons to Gilligan.
I like kidnapping children, but man do I hate the responsibility.
I like my mousepad, but I hate when the little soundchip goes off at random times.
I like mechanical pencils, but I hate how quickly I use up the eraser.
I like pinatas, but I hate how they come alive when you take the Juicy Fruit gum.
I like jabbing people with blunt objects, but I hate that the object usually snaps in half.
I like dorkusmcforkus, but I hate that he distracts me from doing anything constructive.
I like partying like it's 1999, but I hate that I'm a decade too late.

Ever wonder what the alphabet is? Wonder no more.

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Of course, it looks a little different in lowercase letters.

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You can thank me later.

Here are some objects that are within my view:

painting of flowers, sconces, desk lamp, green candles, white candles, piano books, potpourri, piano, piano bench, plant, basket, cat toy, catnip, cat brush, CD, textbooks, blanket, couch, couch pillows, lamp, white candles, coffee table, side table, rug, popcorn tin, sewing machine, clock, TV stand, TV, little plant, picture of me, dog's ashes, encyclopedia set, Nintendo 64, purple controller, litterbox, small fan, creepy statue, stereo, tall lamp, blank CDs, Kleenex, blue candles, speakers, white out, black Sharpie, pens, pencils, scissors, chip clip, laser pointer, pretzels, medical dictionary, drug handbook, printer, monitor, cordless phone, chapstick, remote, mouse, mouse pad, fingernail clippers, headphones, pink piece of paper, keyboard, desk, computer chair, black cat, white cat, ceiling fan, skylights, curtains, window, flowers, smoke detector, notebook, music stand, electrical outlets, my hands, my shirt, my pants, my feet, my hair, exercise machine, bathroom mirror, aaaaand bug spray.

Lyrics to one of my favorite songs:

This is the song that never ends
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that never ends
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that never ends
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that never ends
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that never ends
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that never ends
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that never ends
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that never ends
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that never ends
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that never ends
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that never ends
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that never ends
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that never ends
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that never ends
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that never ends
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that never ends
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that never ends
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that never ends
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that never ends
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because
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