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Sunday, October 4th 2009 9:17 pm

» Kelly [Reboot]

(from left to right, clockwise: kellie pickler, kelly rowland, kelly kapowski, kelly, kelly BETCH!, kelly osbourne, r. kelly, kelly ripa, kelly clarkson, kelly taylor, kelly roberts, and kelly bundy)

KELLY.

A typical name? Perhaps. A typical member? No. I decided to blog about TVRage's most notorious blogger and several individuals who share her name. Just to get it out there- clok parts, clok parts, clok parts!

R. Kelly

Name: Robert "R' Kelly
Age: 41
Claim to fame: Melodramatic hip-hop songs

R. Kelly has influenced the world with his rendition of I Believe I Can Clok Parts. Sing the words with me! I know you know them. Anyways, R. Kelly has been trapped in the closet. WAIT! I didn't tell you to stop reading. KEEP ON READING. I said keep on..reading. Reading, reading, reading

Kelly Ripa

Name: Kelly Ripa
Age: 37
Claim to fame: Regis and soap

Kelly Ripa apparently starred in a bunch of soap operas and stuff, but the majority of the world knows her as Kathy Lee's replacement on the Live with Regis and.. show, not that anybody watched it, or does currently. Kelly is no where as famous as these other Kelly's.

Kelly Osbourne

Name: Kelly Osbourne
Age:
Claim to fame: Daughter of rock legend Ozzy Osbourne

Kelly is the daughter of Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne. She was one of the stars of The Osbournes on MTV. Kelly was known as the rebellious daughter of Ozzy and was even a singer herself. Kelly is totally punk, so watch out.

Kelly Bundy

Name: Kelly Bundy
Age: Mid-30s
Claim to fame: Bimbo daughter of Al Bundy

First off, Kelly is an Aquarian. She is a bimbo and is stupid, and also immature. Kelly was not always stupid, as it was showed in a flashback that she hit her head, causing her to become progressively stupid. Reminds me of another Kellie.

Kelly Rowland

Name: Kelendria Rowland
Age: 27
Claim to fame: Destiny's Child

Kelly was an original member of Destiny's Child and lifelong friend of Beyonce. She was the spunky one with an edge. Kelly has also acted, becoming the first African American to be killed by Freddy Krueger- quite the accomplishment. Kelly is currently working on her third album, as of last month. WOO.

Kellie Pickler

Name: Kellie Pickler
Age: 21
Claim to fame: Being dumb on American Idol and wearing boots

Kellie was a contestant on the fifth season of American Idol. She was predicted to be in the top 3 by Simon Cowell, because he thought she was better than Carrie, but she ended up placing 6th. Kellie went on and somehow became a successful country star. WIth her sweet southern charm, and ditzy demeanor, Kellie has made it onto this blog. France is a country.

Kelly Roberts

Name: Kelly Roberts
Age: 5
Claim to fame: Younger sister of Barbie

Kelly is the younger sister of Barbie. She was born in 1995 and has been 5 years old for 13 years now. Throughout her life, Kelly has been overshadowed by Barbie, and never became the star her sister was. Kelly eventually landed her own tv show, and ended up getting pregnant in order to get attention placed on herself for once.

Kelly Taylor

Name: Kelly Taylor
Age: Mid-thirties
Claim to fame: Snobby teen turned down to earth high school counselor

Kelly Taylor was a rich snob from Beverly and appeared uptight to others. Don't be fooled by her posh outer core, Kelly has battled addiction, rape, attempted murder, miscarriages, fires, cults, serious gun shot wounds, and the ever so common amnesia. Only after these occurred was Kelly finally taken serious and was seen by her peers as three dimensional. Recently, Kelly has been hired as the guidance counselor at Beverly High.

Her former best friend/enemy is Valerie, played by Tiffani-Amber Thiessen...

Kelly Kapowski

Name: Kelly Kapowski-Morris
Age: 33. Ish.
Claim to fame: Most popular girl at Bayside High

Kelly Kapowski was the MOST popular girl at Bayside. ALL the guys wanted her, and Screech wanted to be her. In the beginning, it appeared that AC Slater had her heart, but in the end, Zach prevailed. Jessie was so excited. Kelly was also the most popular girl during her college years, and during her Kelly Taylor best friend/enemy years.

Kelly Clarkson

Name: Kelly Clarkson
Age:
Claim to fame: First winner of American Idol and Superstar

In the first season of American Idol, we were introduced to Kelly Clarkson, a southern bell from Texas who could belt out Respect by Aretha like no one else. In her hilarious audition, she took over Randy's position as judge (finally someone did) and won the hearts of many. Basically, Kelly had a huge following, and she ended up winning in a moment like this.

Kelly has gone on to mega-success. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHh, Kelly CLARKSON!

Kelly...BETCH!

Name: Kelly
Age: WHAT?
Claim to fame: Shoes

Kelly is the sassy twin of Duck. She gets what she wants. And she wants shoes. Shoes. Shoes. Oh. My. God. Shoes.

Nathan: I think you have too many shoes..

SHUDDUP! BETCH!

Let me borrow that top.

Kelly

Name: Kelly
Age: 24
Claim to fame: TV informational database website blogger and poster, forum moderator

Kelly is the most amazing person ever. She writes the most awesome blogs and provides the most juicy, yet not overwelming recaps of American Idol. Kelly is a BIG Xena fan, and even has her own fan site. It really shows how dedicated Kelly is to things she enjoys. Kelly was member of the month, 8 times running. No lie. Kelly ~~just~~ graduated from college, and is going to be your next American Idol. Or will marry one. For the mean time, she works as a pharmacist and is now a covenated forum moderator.