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Friday, January 4th 2008 1:04 pm |
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| » If you're christian/catholic, do NOT clicky |
So we went to a catholic wedding recently and the Priest said something about the bible saying that the man is the Lord of the house, he must follow jesus and set an example for his wife who must obey him.
Since I hadn't heard that before, I spent the weekend at home going, "I am the lord, obey me b***h!"
She laughed the first few times but then started punching me in the head.
I still do it.
That is all.
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 Ryan
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| Posted By On Friday, January 4th 2008 1:55 pm |
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| The bible also tells a story of two virgins being offered to angels so they could clean themselves by nailing them. These girls later got their father drunk and raped him. |
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 cindy
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| Posted By On Friday, January 4th 2008 3:02 pm |
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Keep it up, bub. Next she'll start throwing lamps. 
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LordOpie
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| Posted By On Friday, January 4th 2008 3:45 pm |
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"Keep it up, bub. Next she'll start throwing lamps. "
-- she knows that anything she breaks does NOT get replaced. |
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calicow
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| Posted By On Friday, January 4th 2008 3:47 pm |
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 You're silly, but is it wise to say such things to a hormonal, pregnant woman Opie? |
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LordOpie
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| Posted By On Friday, January 4th 2008 3:57 pm |
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Might not be wise, but it's funny!
Like when she was cooking whole potatoes, cut one open and it was still cold inside, then started crying and threw herself on the couch... I just started laughing 
Then she started laughing.
She's had, maybe, three outbursts since getting pregnant... she's awesome. |
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nishikaze
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| Posted By On Friday, January 4th 2008 3:57 pm |
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| Quote: | | You're silly, but is it wise to say such things to a hormonal, pregnant woman Opie? |
The answer is no.
Funny thing, when ever my man tries to pull this crap my answer is usually along the lines of "Well my Lord, your Queen says no." or laughter. Then I walk away.
After 8 years he knows better.  |
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