I was actually born in 1822, but the scroll-down button halted at 1900... I should file a complaint with the staff! Age discrimmination is still alive and well, it seems.

Anyway, I'm a veteran military general. My hobbies include praising President Lincoln (he rocks!) and plotting to take out those Southern bastards.

General Lee? Yeah, he's overrated. I crushed the dude without breaking a sweat, If you ask me, the only reason he won as much as he did was because he was facing hacks like McClellan for most of the war. Besides, he had terrible table manners. Someone should tell the guy to chew with his mouth closed...