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Whenever somebody hands me a flier, it's like they're saying, "Here, you throw this away."
 
I like escalators because they can't break down. They can only temporarily become stairs.
 
My hotel doesn't have a 13th floor because of superstition, but people on the 14th floor, you know what floor you're really on.
 

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