What Happens When The Geordie Shore Cast Head to Paris!

In tonight's episode of 'Geordie Shore', the cast head to Paris on their lastest assignment. But Marnie is still absent from the house, is she about to miss out on the trip of a lifetime?

Vicky [To the group]: So there’s good news and there’s bad news. The bad news is we’ve all gotta go to work tonight. The good news is it’s in Paris!
Scott: I’m absolutely over the moon! Je m’appelle Scotty F**king T !

James: The French are known for being ridiculously good looking and stylish, so I guess I’ll fit in fine then. I just feel a bit sorry for the rest of them.

Vicky [to Holly]: So do you think we’ll get a chance to do some sightseeing?

Holly: Hopefully - I want to go and see the Eiffel tower

Vicky: Eiffel Tower, Arc Du Triumph...
Holly: ...Tower of Pisa.
Vicky: In Italy.

Aaron: I’m so glad Marnie’s not coming to Paris. I just want to have a good time with all of us in the house and ignore Kyle.

When in the city of love, a drunken Charlotte sets her eye's on Gaz, but Vicky has something to say about it;

Holly: Charlotte is absolutely hammered and she’s trying to get in the taxi with the boys. Me and Vicky are trying to protect her and keep her away from Gary because we can feel her gravitating towards him.
Charlotte: So I’m really pissed and I’m having such a good time and I’m running around and I just want a cuddle from Gary. Nobody else... just Gary.
Gary: Tonight in the club with me and Charlotte was absolutely amazing but I never expected her to get back to the house, running round after us trying to get in my room.

Vicky: I might be pissed, I might have fucked up at work but here is no chance I’m allowing Charlotte to go anywhere near Gary tonight - not on my watch!

Holly: Charlotte is absolutely smashed. But there’s only so much pinning down I can do before she slaps me in the face.

Charlotte: Oh f*** off Vicky! I only want a cuddle, a midnight chat – we’re friends now! I’ll keep my pants on!

Gary: Charlotte might just have wanted to come in my room, have a pizza, lie in bed and have a bit of banter. But do not fear because bouncer Vicky is there to grab Charlotte and put her to bed. Cheers Vicky!

Also in the episode, the girls and Aaron decide to head for a historical trip down the river Seine, but it seems they know a lot less about Paris then they were letting on.

Charlotte: Today is going to be boat-ilicious!

Vicky: I swear this bunch of uncultured buffoons could be taking a boat trip down the Tyne for they know.

Vicky [to the group]: Mona-Lisa lives in there!

Aaron: What, the painting or her?

Holly: No, her!
Vicky: No I think she died a while ago, just the painting.
Aaron: We eventually spot a massive Paris erection, otherwise known as the Eiffel Tower.

'Geordie Shore' continues on Tuesday 11 November at 10pm on MTV