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  calicow
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I can't, not unless you don't mind the colors I use to be tie-dyed.

Teach me to hula dance.
Message Posted On Wednesday, September 2nd 2009  At 3:14 pm

  Me
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If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman?
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I can't, I broke my hula

Make me a four course dinner.
Message Posted On Wednesday, September 2nd 2009  At 5:43 pm

  calicow
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I can't, I only know how to make a 3 course dinner.

Mow my lawn.
Message Posted On Wednesday, September 2nd 2009  At 6:01 pm

  Me
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I can't. My sheep were stolen by a young girl dressed in white, holding a staff!

Take me on a cruise!
Message Posted On Thursday, September 3rd 2009  At 3:10 pm

  tikidawg
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War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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I can't.. I get seasick and would vomit all over you.

Buy me a winning lottery ticket.
Message Posted On Thursday, September 3rd 2009  At 7:36 pm

  Me
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I can't. If you became rich then you'd forget who your friends are and go all snooty on us. I'd hate to see that happen.

Get rid of the dead skunk near my home.
Message Posted On Friday, September 4th 2009  At 8:13 am

  tikidawg
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I can't. I can't find a stick long enough to pick it up or a clothespin to block out the stench.

Buy me new shoes.
Message Posted On Saturday, September 5th 2009  At 12:02 pm

  Me
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I can't. You already own every model in your size.

Itch my back in that "oh, so hard to reach" spot!
Message Posted On Saturday, September 5th 2009  At 3:03 pm

  tikidawg
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I can't. I have no nails to itch with.

Iron my clothes.
Message Posted On Wednesday, September 9th 2009  At 6:40 pm

  calicow
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I can't, they're all dirty.

Get my favorite canceled show back on the air.
Message Posted On Tuesday, September 15th 2009  At 12:36 pm

  Me
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I can't, I'm not Jewish. (*rimshot)

Do my work on the TV schedule for me tomorrow (Fridays are easier)
Message Posted On Thursday, September 17th 2009  At 1:30 pm

  Piggie8
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MirrorKirby's back! :D
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I can't, I just smashed my TV


Read Cry, the Beloved Country for me
Message Posted On Saturday, September 26th 2009  At 3:24 pm

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