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  calicow
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I can't, nothing good was on sale.

Buy me season tickets for the Raiders.
Message Posted On Monday, August 31st 2009  At 9:17 pm

  Me
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If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman?
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I can't. They suck so bad that none of the printers would print up this seasons allotment.


Dance like a ballerina.
Message Posted On Tuesday, September 1st 2009  At 11:55 am

  calicow
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I can't, I've got 2 left feet.

Dance like a stripper.
Message Posted On Tuesday, September 1st 2009  At 12:10 pm

  Me
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I can't, someone will get injured

Learn to speak Latin.
Message Posted On Tuesday, September 1st 2009  At 12:32 pm

  calicow
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I can't, I like speaking in Spanish better.

Give my dog Chloe a bath.
Message Posted On Tuesday, September 1st 2009  At 5:02 pm

  tikidawg
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War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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I can't, I'm out of soap.

Babysit my kid.
Message Posted On Tuesday, September 1st 2009  At 7:08 pm

  WiseCrack
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I accept bribes.
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I can't, legally I'm not allowed near 500 feet of any child.

Buy me a new phone.
Message Posted On Tuesday, September 1st 2009  At 8:08 pm

  tikidawg
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I can't... we only use carrier pigeons here.

Do my dishes.
Message Posted On Tuesday, September 1st 2009  At 8:16 pm

  calicow
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I can't, your dishes aren't wash-able kind.

Do my laundry.
Message Posted On Tuesday, September 1st 2009  At 9:04 pm

  Me
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I can't, I had to burn them 'cause of all the "stains."


Let me live in your home.
Message Posted On Wednesday, September 2nd 2009  At 7:43 am

  calicow
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I can't, you offended me by burning my laundry.

Let me permanently borrow your blu-ray dvd player.
Message Posted On Wednesday, September 2nd 2009  At 9:36 am

  Me
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I can't, if I did I'd be DVD-less.

Help the Raiders lose vs. the Broncos.
Message Posted On Wednesday, September 2nd 2009  At 12:33 pm

  calicow
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I can't, Tom Cable threatened to break my jaw if I did.

Help the Bills FINALLY win a Super Bowl this season.
Message Posted On Wednesday, September 2nd 2009  At 1:02 pm

  Me
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I can't, they are hopeless.


Help end the financial problems of the USA.
Message Posted On Wednesday, September 2nd 2009  At 2:20 pm

  tikidawg
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I can't. My money printing machine is broken.

Re-paint my house.
Message Posted On Wednesday, September 2nd 2009  At 2:40 pm

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