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Two and a Half Men :: Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark (03x03)

 
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Title: Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
Episode #: 03x03
Original Airdate: Monday October 03rd, 2005
8/10 (2 Votes cast)
Episode Crew
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Don Foster (1)
Lee Aronsohn
 
Episode Summary
 
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Charlie finds out that Alan has been seeing his ex-wife, which is the reason he hasn't been dating. Alan tells Charlie not to tell Jake because he doesn't want him to get his hopes up. Judith and Alan spend a day together at the house, but Jake keeps interrupting when they try to get sensual in the hot-tub. When they take it to the bedroom, Alan screws everything up for himself.
 
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Guest Stars
 
Guest Stars
Mandy BentleyplayedSexy Girl 
Sandy BentleyplayedSexy Girl 
 
Episode Quotes
 
Jake: So how was your date?
Alan: It was fine.
Jake: Did ya get any?
 
Charlie: You know for the record, a nice dinner doesn't necessarily preclude carpet burns and a bite mark on your ass.
Alan: In this case, it was just dinner and a pleasant conversation.
Charlie: Well that's why God gave us Cinemax and an opposable thumb.
 
Charlie: C'mon, really, what's the big secret with these women?
Alan: Oh boy, I really don't want to get into it.
Charlie: They're hideous, right?
Alan: No.
Charlie: Insufferable?
Alan: No
Charlie: Inflatable?
 
Evelyn: Alan, we're all here because we love you.
Rose: And we don't wanna see you make a terrible mistake.
Berta: I'm just waiting for my toaster strudle to pop.
 
Rose: Not that it's any of my business but, I couldn't help but notice the matched set of rotating floozies on your deck earlier.
Charlie: They were for Alan, I was tryna get his mind off of Judith.
Rose: With a night of meaningless and personal group sex? What a good brother.
 
 
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