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 Season 1(Add Episode)
Episode #  Airdate Title Buy Rating
1 1x01
22/ Sep/ 2003
 Pilot Amazon 9
2 1x02
29/ Sep/ 2003
 Big Flappy Bastards Amazon 8.5
3 1x03
06/ Oct/ 2003
 Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell Amazon 8.5
4 1x04
13/ Oct/ 2003
 If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap Amazon 9
5 1x05
20/ Oct/ 2003
 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump Amazon 8.5
6 1x06
27/ Oct/ 2003
 Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? Amazon 8.5
7 1x07
03/ Nov/ 2003
 If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake Amazon 8.5
8 1x08
10/ Nov/ 2003
 Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful Amazon 9
9 1x09
17/ Nov/ 2003
 Phase One, Complete Amazon 9
10 1x10
24/ Nov/ 2003
 Merry Thanksgiving Amazon 8.5
11 1x11
15/ Dec/ 2003
 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor Amazon 9
12 1x12
05/ Jan/ 2004
 Camel Filters + Pheromones Amazon 9
13 1x13
12/ Jan/ 2004
 Sara Like Puny Alan Amazon 8.5
14 1x14
02/ Feb/ 2004
 I Can't Afford Hyenas Amazon 8
15 1x15
09/ Feb/ 2004
 Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1) Amazon 8
16 1x16
16/ Feb/ 2004
 That Was Saliva, Alan (2) Amazon 9
17 1x17
23/ Feb/ 2004
 Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats Amazon 8.5
18 1x18
01/ Mar/ 2004
 An Old Flame With a New Wick Amazon 8.5
19 1x19
22/ Mar/ 2004
 I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You Amazon 8
20 1x20
19/ Apr/ 2004
 Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark Amazon 7
21 1x21
03/ May/ 2004
 No Sniffing, No Wowing Amazon 8
22 1x22
10/ May/ 2004
 My Doctor has a Cow Puppet Amazon 7.5
23 1x23
17/ May/ 2004
 Just Like Buffalo Amazon 7.5
24 1x24
24/ May/ 2004
 Can You Feel My Finger? Amazon 7.5

 Season 2(Add Episode)
Episode #  Airdate Title Buy Rating
25 2x01
20/ Sep/ 2004
 Back Off Mary Poppins Amazon 7.3
26 2x02
27/ Sep/ 2004
 Enjoy Those Garlic Balls Amazon 8
27 2x03
04/ Oct/ 2004
 A Bag Full of Jawea Amazon 8.7
28 2x04
11/ Oct/ 2004
 Go Get Mommy's Bra Amazon 8
29 2x05
18/ Oct/ 2004
 Bad News from the Clinic Amazon 8.5
30 2x06
25/ Oct/ 2004
 The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance Amazon 7
31 2x07
08/ Nov/ 2004
 A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana Amazon 7.5
32 2x08
15/ Nov/ 2004
 Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers Amazon 7.5
33 2x09
22/ Nov/ 2004
 Yes, Monsignor Amazon 7.5
34 2x10
29/ Nov/ 2004
 The Salmon Under My Sweater Amazon 8.5
35 2x11
13/ Dec/ 2004
 Last Chance to See Those Tattoos Amazon 7.5
36 2x12
03/ Jan/ 2005
 A Lungful of Alan Amazon 9
37 2x13
17/ Jan/ 2005
 Zejdz z Moich Wlosów a.k.a. Get Off My Hair Amazon 8
38 2x14
31/ Jan/ 2005
 Those Big Pink Things with Coconut Amazon 8
39 2x15
07/ Feb/ 2005
 Smell the Umbrella Stand Amazon 8.5
40 2x16
14/ Feb/ 2005
 Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth? Amazon 8.5
41 2x17
21/ Feb/ 2005
 Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam! Amazon 8
42 2x18
07/ Mar/ 2005
 It Was Mame, Mom Amazon 9
43 2x19
21/ Mar/ 2005
 A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise Amazon 8
44 2x20
18/ Apr/ 2005
 I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey Amazon 8
45 2x21
02/ May/ 2005
 A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On Amazon 7.5
46 2x22
09/ May/ 2005
 That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother Amazon 8
47 2x23
16/ May/ 2005
 Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab Amazon 9.5
48 2x24
23/ May/ 2005
 Does This Smell Funny to You? Amazon 8.5

 Season 3(Add Episode)
Episode #  Airdate Title Buy Rating
49 3x01
19/ Sep/ 2005
 Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts Amazon 8.5
50 3x02
26/ Sep/ 2005
 Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover Amazon 8.5
51 3x03
03/ Oct/ 2005
 Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark Amazon 8
52 3x04
10/ Oct/ 2005
 Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs Amazon 8.5
53 3x05
17/ Oct/ 2005
 We Called It Mr. Pinky Amazon 7
54 3x06
24/ Oct/ 2005
 Hi, Mr. Horned One Amazon 8
55 3x07
07/ Nov/ 2005
 Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop Amazon 8.5
56 3x08
14/ Nov/ 2005
 That Voodoo That I Do Do Amazon 7.5
57 3x09
21/ Nov/ 2005
 Madame and Her Special Friend Amazon 8
58 3x10
28/ Nov/ 2005
 Something Salted and Twisted Amazon 8
59 3x11
19/ Dec/ 2005
 Santa's Village of the Damned Amazon 8.5
60 3x12
09/ Jan/ 2006
 That Special Tug Amazon 8.5
61 3x13
23/ Jan/ 2006
 Humiliation is a Visual Medium Amazon 7.5
62 3x14
06/ Feb/ 2006
 Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded Amazon 8.5
63 3x15
27/ Feb/ 2006
 My Tongue is Meat Amazon 8.5
64 3x16
06/ Mar/ 2006
 Ergo, The Booty Call Amazon 8.5
65 3x17
13/ Mar/ 2006
 The Unfortunate Little Schnauser Amazon 7.5
66 3x18
20/ Mar/ 2006
 The Spit-Covered Cobbler Amazon 8.5
67 3x19
10/ Apr/ 2006
 Golly Moses, She's A Muffin Amazon 8.5
68 3x20
24/ Apr/ 2006
 Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro Amazon 8.5
69 3x21
01/ May/ 2006
 And the Plot Moistens Amazon 8.5
70 3x22
08/ May/ 2006
 Just Once With Aunt Sophie Amazon 8.5
71 3x23
15/ May/ 2006
 Arguments for the Quickie Amazon 8.5
72 3x24
22/ May/ 2006
 That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite Amazon 8.5

 Season 4(Add Episode)
Episode #  Airdate Title Buy Rating
73 4x01
18/ Sep/ 2006
 Working for Caligula Amazon 8.5
74 4x02
25/ Sep/ 2006
 Who's Vod Kanockers Amazon 9
75 4x03
02/ Oct/ 2006
 The Sea is a Harsh Mistress Amazon 9
76 4x04
09/ Oct/ 2006
 A Pot Smoking Monkey Amazon 8.5
77 4x05
16/ Oct/ 2006
 A Live Woman of Proven Fertility Amazon 9
78 4x06
23/ Oct/ 2006
 Apologies for the Frivolity Amazon 8.3
79 4x07
06/ Nov/ 2006
 Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head Amazon 9
80 4x08
13/ Nov/ 2006
 Release the Dogs Amazon 8
81 4x09
20/ Nov/ 2006
 Corey's Been Dead for an Hour Amazon 8
82 4x10
27/ Nov/ 2006
 Kissing Abraham Lincoln Amazon 8
83 4x11
11/ Dec/ 2006
 Walnuts and Demerol Amazon 8
84 4x12
08/ Jan/ 2007
 Castrating Sheep in Montana Amazon 8.5
85 4x13
22/ Jan/ 2007
 Don't Worry, Speed Racer Amazon 8.5
86 4x14
05/ Feb/ 2007
 That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami Amazon 8.5
87 4x15
12/ Feb/ 2007
 My Damn Stalker Amazon 8.3
88 4x16
19/ Feb/ 2007
 Young People Have Phlegm Too Amazon 7.7
89 4x17
26/ Feb/ 2007
 I Merely Slept with a Commie Amazon 8
90 4x18
19/ Mar/ 2007
 It Never Rains in Hooterville Amazon 8
91 4x19
09/ Apr/ 2007
 Smooth as a Ken Doll (1) Amazon 8
92 4x20
16/ Apr/ 2007
 Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot (2) Amazon 8.5
93 4x21
23/ Apr/ 2007
 Tucked, Taped & Gorgeous Amazon 8.5
94 4x22
30/ Apr/ 2007
 Mr. McGlue's Feedbag Amazon 8
95 4x23
07/ May/ 2007
 Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin Amazon 8.8
96 4x24
14/ May/ 2007
 Prostitutes and Gelato Amazon 8.6

 Season 5(Add Episode)
Episode #  Airdate Title Buy Rating
97 5x01
24/ Sep/ 2007
 Large Birds, Spiders and Mom Amazon 8.3
98 5x02
01/ Oct/ 2007
 Media Room Slash Dungeon Amazon 8.7
99 5x03
08/ Oct/ 2007
 Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo Amazon 8.1
100 5x04
15/ Oct/ 2007
 City of Great Racks Amazon 7
101 5x05
22/ Oct/ 2007
 Putting Swim Fins on a Cat Amazon 9.2
102 5x06
29/ Oct/ 2007
 Help Daddy Find His Toenail Amazon 7.6
103 5x07
05/ Nov/ 2007
 The Leather Gear Is In The Guest Room Amazon 8.1
104 5x08
12/ Nov/ 2007
 Is There a Mrs. Waffles? Amazon 8.3
105 5x09
19/ Nov/ 2007
 Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids Amazon 7.2
106 5x10
26/ Nov/ 2007
 Kinda Like Necrophilia Amazon 8.3
107 5x11
17/ Mar/ 2008
 Meander To Your Dander Amazon 8
108 5x12
24/ Mar/ 2008
 A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh Amazon 7.8
109 5x13
31/ Mar/ 2008
 The Soil is Moist Amazon 8.6
110 5x14
14/ Apr/ 2008
 Winky-Dink Time Amazon 8.1
111 5x15
21/ Apr/ 2008
 Rough Night in Hump Junction Amazon 8.8
112 5x16
28/ Apr/ 2008
 Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty Amazon 9.2
113 5x17
05/ May/ 2008
 Fish in a Drawer Amazon 8.3
114 5x18
12/ May/ 2008
 If My Hole Could Talk Amazon 8.1
115 5x19
19/ May/ 2008
 Waiting for the Right Snapper Amazon 9

 Season 6(Add Episode)
Episode #  Airdate Title Buy Rating
116 6x01
22/ Sep/ 2008
 Taterhead Is Our Love Child Amazon 7.6
117 6x02
29/ Sep/ 2008
 Pie Hole, Herb Amazon 6.8
118 6x03
06/ Oct/ 2008
 Damn You, Eggs Benedict Amazon 7.7
119 6x04
13/ Oct/ 2008
 The Flavin' and the Mavin' Amazon 7.3
120 6x05
20/ Oct/ 2008
 A Jock Strap In Hell Amazon 7.3
121 6x06
03/ Nov/ 2008
 It's Always Nazi Week Amazon 8
122 6x07
10/ Nov/ 2008
 Best H.O. Money Can Buy Amazon 7.1
123 6x08
17/ Nov/ 2008
 Pinocchio's Mouth Amazon 8.4
124 6x09
24/ Nov/ 2008
 The Mooch At The Boo Amazon 9
125 6x10
08/ Dec/ 2008
 He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited Amazon 7.5
126 6x11
15/ Dec/ 2008
 The Devil's Lube Amazon 7.9
127 6x12
12/ Jan/ 2009
 Thank God for Scoliosis Amazon 7.9
128 6x13
19/ Jan/ 2009
 I Think You Offended Don Amazon 7.3
129 6x14
02/ Feb/ 2009
 David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie Amazon 6.4
130 6x15
09/ Feb/ 2009
 I'd Like to Start With the Cat Amazon 6.8
131 6x16
02/ Mar/ 2009
 She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime Amazon 7.6
132 6x17
09/ Mar/ 2009
 The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'? Amazon 7.8
133 6x18
16/ Mar/ 2009
 My Son's Enormous Head Amazon 8.5
134 6x19
30/ Mar/ 2009
 The Two Finger Rule Amazon 8.5
135 6x20
13/ Apr/ 2009
 Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau Amazon 8.6
136 6x21
27/ Apr/ 2009
 Above Exalted Cyclops Amazon 9.2
137 6x22
04/ May/ 2009
 Sir Lancelot's Litter Box Amazon 8.8
138 6x23
11/ May/ 2009
 Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth Amazon 7.2
139 6x24
18/ May/ 2009
 Baseball with Better Steroids Amazon 8.6

 Season 7(Add Episode)
Episode #  Airdate Title Buy Rating
140 7x01
21/ Sep/ 2009
 818-jklpuzo Amazon 8.3
141 7x02
28/ Sep/ 2009
 Whipped Unto the Third Generation Amazon 8.7
142 7x03
05/ Oct/ 2009
 Mmm, fish. Yum. Amazon 9
143 7x04
12/ Oct/ 2009
 Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator Amazon 8.8
144 7x05
19/ Oct/ 2009
 For the Sake of the Child Amazon 8.4
145 7x06
02/ Nov/ 2009
 Give Me Your Thumb Amazon 8.8
146 7x07
09/ Nov/ 2009
 Untainted by Filth Amazon 8.4
147 7x08
16/ Nov/ 2009
 Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. Amazon 9
148 7x09
23/ Nov/ 2009
 Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair Amazon 9
149 7x10
07/ Dec/ 2009
 That's Why They Call It Ball Room Amazon 7.4
150 7x11
14/ Dec/ 2009
 Warning, It's Dirty Amazon N/A


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