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| 14 :02x01 - Bart Gets an F (Oct/11/1990) | | After failing one too many tests, Mrs. Krabappel and Dr. J. Loren Pryor (from "Bart the Genius") conclude that Bart may have to repeat the fourth grade if his grades don't improve. Bart desperately enlists the help of school brainiac Martin Prince, but when that backfires, Bart wishes for a snow day so he can have more time to study. | | Guest Stars: Marcia Wallace as Edna Krabappel, Russi Taylor as Martin Prince | Director: David Silverman (1) Writer: David M. Stern | |
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| 15 :02x02 - Simpson and Delilah (Oct/18/1990) | | When Homer gets an experimental hair treatment, he grows a shaggy new mane. Marge finds the new Homer sexy and Mr. Burns mistakes his most incompetent employee for a hungry up-and-comer and promotes him, but a jealous Smithers discovers the secret behind Homer's new hair. | | Guest Stars: Harvey Fierstein as Karl | Director: Rich Moore (1) Writer: Jon Vitti | |
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| 21 :02x08 - Bart the Daredevil (Dec/06/1990) | | At a Monster Truck event, Bart spots his hero Captain Lance Murdock, a daredevil who attempts to jump his motorcycle over a tank filled with great white sharks, electric eels, piranhas, alligators, a ferocious lion and one drop of blood that drives all the wild animals insane. Inspired to follow in Murdock's footsteps, Bart attempts increasingly risky skateboard jumps until he sets his sights on Springfield Gorge. | Director: Wesley Archer Writer: Wallace Wolodarsky, Jay Kogen | |
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| 22 :02x09 - Itchy & Scratchy & Marge (Dec/20/1990) | | After Maggie hits Homer on the head with a mallet, Marge discovers that The Itchy and Scratchy Show is a bad influence on kids and forms a pro-censorship brigade, which doesn't last when the brigade wants to attack Michaelangelo's David for glorifying nudity and Marge refuses. | | Guest Stars: Alex Rocco as Rodger Meyers Jr., Maggie Roswell as Maude Flanders | Director: Jim Reardon Writer: John Swartzwelder | |
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| 23 :02x10 - Bart Gets Hit by a Car (Jan/10/1991) | | After consulting crooked attorney Lionel Hutz, Homer and Marge attempt to sue Mr. Burns for a million dollars after Burns hits Bart with his car. Burns is prepared to settle for $500,000, but promptly withdraws the offer when he discovers that the Simpsons have exaggerated Bart's injuries. | | Guest Stars: Phil Hartman as Lionel Hutz | Director: Mark Kirkland Writer: John Swartzwelder | |
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| 25 :02x12 - The Way We Was (Jan/31/1991) | | When the TV breaks down, Marge and Homer decide to tell their children a story. After refusing to tell the story of how Bart was born (which would later be seen in season 3's "I Married Marge"), they decide to tell the story of how Homer and Marge met in high school--and how Marge almost went out with a nerd named Artie Ziff. | | Guest Stars: Jon Lovitz as Artie Ziff, Mr. Seckofsky | Director: David Silverman (1) Writer: Sam Simon, Mike Reiss, Al Jean | | Songs: Barry White -- Can't Get Enough, The Carpenters -- Close To You, Chicago -- Color My World, Van McCoy -- Do The Hustle, Elton John -- Goodbye Yellow Brick Road, Al Green -- How Do You Mend A Broken Heart?, Steve Miller Band -- The Joker, Ray Stevens -- The Streak | |
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| 27 :02x14 - Principal Charming (Feb/14/1991) | | Marge enlists Homer's help to find Aunt Selma a husband--and ends up pairing Principal Skinner with Aunt Patty. Meanwhile, Bart gets in trouble for using sodium tetrasulfate (a potent herbicide) to spell his name out in the grass and gets sentenced to reseed the field. | Director: Mark Kirkland Writer: David M. Stern | |
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| 28 :02x15 - Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? (Feb/21/1991) | | After Grampa Simpson has a heart attack at the movie theater, he calls Homer and tells him a dark family secret: Homer has an illegitimate half-brother named Herb that was given up for adoption before Grampa married Homer's mother. The Simpsons soon find out that Herb is a wealthy automobile company executive in search of a new idea, and unwittingly enlists Homer to design a new car. | | Guest Stars: Maggie Roswell as Mona Simpson, Danny DeVito as Herb Powell | Director: Wesley Archer Writer: Jeff Martin (1) | |
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| 29 :02x16 - Bart's Dog Gets an F (Mar/07/1991) | | After Santa's Little Helper gets in trouble for destroying Homer's new sneakers, Homer's large macadamia nut cookie, and Marge's heirloom quilt, Bart enrolls the dog into an obedience school, which Santa's Little Helper must pass if he wants to continue being The Simpsons' pet. | | Guest Stars: Tracey Ullman as Emily Winthrop, Phil Hartman as Troy McClure, Frank Welker as Santa's Little Helper | Director: Jim Reardon Writer: Jon Vitti | |
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| 30 :02x17 - Old Money (Mar/28/1991) | | Grandpa Simpson falls in love with Bea Simmons, a fellow resident of the Springfield Retirement Castle. During the course of their brief romance, Bea passes away and leaves Grandpa her entire savings, $100,000. Grandpa decides to give the money to charity but can't decide which one is worthiest, but when he can't decide, Grampa heads for a casino to gamble it away. | | Guest Stars: Audrey Meadows as Bea Simmons | Director: David Silverman (1) Writer: Jay Kogen, Wallace Wolodarsky | |
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| 31 :02x18 - Brush With Greatness (Apr/11/1991) | | Marge's interest in art is reawakened when Homer finds old portraits of Ringo Starr that Marge painted when she was a teenager. Meanwhile, Homer begins exercising after getting stuck in a water park ride and humiliated on the evening news. | Director: Jim Reardon Writer: Brian K. Roberts (1) | | Songs: Simpson Family -- Lincoln, Lincoln | |
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| 32 :02x19 - Lisa's Substitute (Apr/25/1991) | | When Lisa's teacher Miss Hoover gets Lyme Disease, Mr. Bergstrom takes over the class. Lisa finds Mr. Bergstrom's teaching methods incredibly inspiring and discovers an entirely new love for learning, but when Mr. Bergstrom leaves, Lisa doubts that anyone else in her life (including her own father) can be the man that Mr. Bergstrom was. Meanwhile, Bart runs against Martin Prince for class president. | | Guest Stars: Maggie Roswell as Miss Hoover | Director: Rich Moore (1) Writer: Jon Vitti | |
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| 33 :02x20 - The War of the Simpsons (May/02/1991) | | When Homer gets drunk and humiliates himself at a dinner party, an angered Marge signs herself and Homer up for a marriage retreat, which Homer tries to bail out of so he can go fishing. Meanwhile, Grampa babysits Bart and Lisa, who trick the old man into letting them do whatever they want--including throw a party. | | Guest Stars: Maggie Roswell as Maude Flanders | Director: Mark Kirkland Writer: John Swartzwelder | |
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| 34 :02x21 - Three Men and a Comic Book (May/09/1991) | | Bart becomes obsessed with buying the first issue of Radioactive Man, but can't scrape together the $100 he needs to make it his own. Enlisting Milhouse and Martin Prince, Bart is finally able to buy the comic, but ends up fighting with his two best friends over who gets to keep it. | | Guest Stars: Daniel Stern as Narrator (adult Bart) | Director: Wesley Archer Writer: Jeff Martin (1) | |
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| 35 :02x22 - Blood Feud (Jul/11/1991) | | Homer discovers that Bart has a rare blood type that can save his Mr. Burns's life, Homer convinces Bart to give blood (in the hopes that Burns will give The Simpsons a cash reward), but when all Mr. Burns gives Bart is a "Thank You" card, Homer writes a nasty letter to his boss...which ends up getting sent to Burns by Bart. | Director: David Silverman (1) Writer: George Meyer (1) | |
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