Alice: Scratch me. Oh, harder.
Lara: I don't wanna hurt you.
Alice: It's okay. I just wanna feel some pain. I want you to make me bleed. Please, make me bleed.
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Carmen: Am I really trying to marry the most unobtainable person on the face of this planet?
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Gabriel McCutcheon: You don't like answering questions, huh? Well, I don't either. So, go ahead. Ask me somethin'.
Shane: Why'd you wanna meet me?
Gabriel McCutcheon: I didn't. My wife, Carla, made me.
Shane: At least you're honest.
Gabriel McCutcheon: When I saw standing out there in the street and I saw you deciding if you were gonna ditch me... I was thinking the exact same thing.
Shane: I bet you were. Kinda like when I was little, right?
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Jenny: You know, that all little girls are supposed to have that kind of dream, right?
Alice: Not little gay girls.
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Jenny: (at Max's company dinner) I'm thinking about the story I'm working on, about how when I was twelve, I used to masturbate like twenty times a day and I'm not sure whether I should make it like fiction or like a New Yorker-style essay piece.
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Gabriel McCutcheon: So, what's he do, your guy?
Shane: She's a DJ. Her name's Carmen.
Carla McCutcheon: (to Gabriel) Well, see I told you. (to Shane) I looked at your picture and said I bet she's gay! (laughing)
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Peggy Peabody: (to Alice on Helena paying for Carmen's family to be at the wedding) I guess it grows on trees.
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Jenny: Sex isn't a leisure activity.
Claude: What is sex, then?
Jenny: Sometimes it's a revelation. Sometimes it's fun. Sometimes it's scary. Sometimes it's tepid.
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Tina: That was almost as good as her first step.
Bette: I wouldn't know.
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Angus: You got quite an appetite there, girl. Better save some room for fondue.
Kit: I'm pregnant.
Angus: (laughs then realises from the look of Kit's face that she's being serious) No fucking way!
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Peggy Peabody: So my dear Shane, although I don't understand why you would embrace an institution that breeds conformity and restricts free will, that said if you give one another children I only hope that they're as generous and kind and lovely as the one my good for nothing Brit gave me.
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Shane: (on having kids) Yeah, I think I do.
Alice: You do?
Shane: Yeah.
Bette: I think you'd be a wonderful parent.
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Alice: Ohh, I see my friends down there.
Marilyn: The two boys on the snowboards?
Alice: Well... they're not boys... err, well, one of 'em is, sort of, umm.
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Alice: Uh, you sure you done this before?
Marilyn: You don't fall into the abyss, Alice. You take it on!
Alice: Right, right, right, face the abyss. Embrace the abyss.
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Alice: (rides down the ravine) Okay, here I go guys. I'm gone. Holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
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Gabriel McCutcheon: (after Shane catches him with another woman) I'm sorry. I'm not proud of it. It's just who I am. Okay? I know you know what I'm talking about.
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Alice: (to Carmen) She said that... she doesn't expect you to forgive her. She, umm, she's not proud of this. It's just who she is.
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Max: You guys, it's a straight club, you're gonna make people feel uncomfortable.
Claude: Then they deserve to be uncomfortable, don't you think?
Max: No, I don't think anyone deserves to feel uncomfortable.
Claude: Max, I don't understand why you wanna be like these people. You seem so much more interesting as who you are.
Max: How do you know who I am? You don't know who the fuck I am! How do you know I'm not like these people?
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Jenny: You're always going to be one of the others. You're like us.
Max: You don't know that.
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Peggy Peabody: My darling, I have cherished the time we've spent together. It has reaffirmed all of my recent convictions and now because I love you so very much I'm going to do something truly radical.
Helena: Mummy, he told me he was going to buy a gift...
Peggy Peabody: Sweetheart, sweetheart. I'm cutting you off financially. From this moment forth, you are going to have to make relationships with people who love you for yourself not your money.
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