Lois: But what's with the wardrobe malfunction?
Clark: What? This is a nice shirt.
Lois: Human Resources is going to be down here any minute, and you do not want to meet them looking like... the brawny lumberjack. |
(to Clark)
Lois: Lucky for you it’s a slow news day and I was at my desk, otherwise you could have spent your entire career being nicknamed Farm Boy or Flannel Man. |
Clark: Look, if you’re going to teach a class on Lois Lane’s Rules of Reporting, I’d rather read the CliffsNotes. |
Clark: You’re my boss?
Tess: You weren’t this shy when I was a damsel in distress, Kent. |
Clark: The Lex Luthor that I knew disappeared years ago. It’s been a long time since we were friends. |
Lois: Tess Mercer is a pit bull in Prada. There’s no way she’d roll out the welcome mat for a copyboy no matter how charming his smile is.
Clark: You think I have a charming smile?
Lois: I think you’re about to lose some teeth if you don’t tell me what she said. |
Davis: "Isis Foundation." So... what? Adopt a pyramid, save a sphinx, that kind of thing?
Chloe: Cute. |
Davis: Well, Chloe, I grew up hearing a lot of four-letter words, and “love” wasn’t exactly one of them. If you found real love, hold on to it. And if anyone tells you that’s a cliché, I’ll personally kick their ass. |
Clark: We all have something we think we need to hide. It’s hard. But it does get better. |