Recaps
1x13: Can't Fix Crazy recap: In the chapel, Sophia and Sister Ingalls watch auditions for the Christmas pageant. The audtions are over-the-top, showing the cast of characters, lots of bad singing, rapping, inappropriate acts. Pennsatucky says she wants to be an angel...
read more.1x12: Fool Me Once recap: Piper walks with a mop bucket to the showers. Crazy Eyes is already in there mopping. Piper says that she said things about Crazy Eyes before she knew her. Piper says she didn’t try to be mean...
read more.1x11: Tall Men With Feelings recap: Pornstache is cleaning out Tricia’s dorm. Nicky tells him not to touch her sweater hoody. Red says she will take care of it...
read more.1x10: Bora Bora Bora recap: The inmates in the cafeteria talk about Piper’s recent habits, saying that she must be gay. She denies it. She says she has been “affectionate” with Alex...
read more.1x9: F*cksgiving recap: Red puts together Thanksgiving dinner as she talks to Nicky. Red goes into a box of Neptune’s Produce. She takes a plastic bag out of the lettuce and sticks it down her shirt. Then she goes to the washroom stall and dumps the plastic bag of pills down the toilet...
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