  elvisApresley77
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K, I dunno a whole lot about the show, so if I make a coupla mistakes, sowwy!
Bobby: Dad, I'm getting to be a big boy. I should start thinking about what my future career should be.
Hank: Dammit, Bobby, if you were actually getting older, you wouldn't be sayin' "big boy"! And you should want to sell Propane and Propane Accessories!
Boomhauer: Yodangol'manhedontwannabelikeyoucuzyousuckhedontneedtohaveagayassjoblikesellin'nodangol'propaneandpropaneaccessoriesman'yagetwhatimsayin'man?
Bobby: Seriously, you understand what this guy's sayin'?
Dale: *takes cigarette out of mouth* If you've been with the guy during High-School, you would gradually understand what he says.
Hank: OK, I was just tryin' to get you a good job.
Bill: Yeah, whatever. Can I eat with you, Hank?
A. Hank lets Bill come over for dinner
B. Hank doesn't let Bill come over for dinner, and yells at him, making Bill cry
C. Bobby tells Hank he wants to work at McDonald's, resulting in Hank gettin' angry |
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| Message Posted On Friday, February 10th 2006 At 2:05 pm |
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| Message Posted On Friday, February 10th 2006 At 2:41 pm |
elvisApresley77
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This once(and maybe a few more tiems) I'll have the first vote win it. That's because the KotH forums aren't populated at all... so, C wins!
Bobby: Dad, I don't wanna be a propane salesman-
Hank: Ah-ah-ah! You don't just sell propane! You also sale Propane-Accessories!
Bobby: Anyway, I wanna be... A worker for McDonald's! Won't that be so cool?
Hank: *gasp* DAMMIT, BOBBY! No son o' mine is gonna work at McDonald's!
Bobby: But- But I can get a discount on food!
Bill: Ooohhh, sounds pretty good, then! Go on, let him, Hank!
Boomhauer: Nodangol'mandontlettheboyworkatmcdonaldshedontneedthatfoodimeanlookathimhesafrickinwhale! Nooffensebobby...
Hank: MY SON IS GOING TO WORK AT STRICKLAND PROPANE! HE'S GONNA SELL PROPANE AND PROPANE ACCESSORIES!!! *takes drink from beer*
*Bobby runs into house, crying*
Bobby: MOM! Dad was mean to me!
Peggy: Oh, damn... Did he make fun of your weight again?
Bobby: No, but Boomhauer did... But he won't let me work at McDonald's! He wants me to work at Strickland Propane!
A. Bobby tries multiple plans to kill Hank, but missis
B. For some strange reason, Hank thinks he's Harry Potter
C. Bill steals Hank's food |
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| Message Posted On Friday, February 10th 2006 At 3:36 pm |
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| Message Posted On Saturday, February 11th 2006 At 4:02 pm |
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"When I see those ads, I go into the kitchen and throw away a can of vegetables. Then I take a picture of the can in the garbage and mail it to Africa. They can eat the photo if they're that desperate". ~ holophonor |
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| Message Posted On Saturday, February 11th 2006 At 5:49 pm |
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| Message Posted On Sunday, February 12th 2006 At 7:46 am |
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| On Sunday, February 12th 2006 7:46 am, TVoholic wrote: | | B! I hope you're happy, elvis! |
Very. 
*Hank comes running in the house, wearing a black robe, a lightning-bolt drawn on his forehead, and his hair dyed black*
Hank: *in British accent* It is I, Harry Potter!
Peggy: Aw, crap... He thinks he's Harry Potter again... Hank, come on! This is the fourth time this month!
Hank: *grabs stick, thinking it's a wand* I don't know what you are saying! I will have to turn you into an alcoholic beverage now! Alcoholus-Beveragus! *points stick towards Peggy, and she is turned into a can of beer* *grabs beer/Peggy, and drinks from it* Ahh, that's good alcohol!
*meanwhile, in the real world*
elvisApresley77: Tee Hee!
music1089: HEY!!! That's copyright infrigement! I made that alcohol-spell-thingie, and never gave you permission to use it!
elvisApresley77: Damn, he knew... Umm... You did give me permission?
music1089: KK, that settles that!
*back in the CYOA*
Bobby: OH MY GAWD!!! Y-You turned Mom into a can o' beer!
A. Hank gets angry at Bobby, and turns him into a clone of Boomhauer
B. Hank shares the can of beer(Peggy) with Bobby
C. Hank uses some kind o' spell so that Boomhauer talks at a normal speed |
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| Message Posted On Sunday, February 12th 2006 At 6:29 pm |
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| Message Posted On Sunday, February 12th 2006 At 6:39 pm |
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"When I see those ads, I go into the kitchen and throw away a can of vegetables. Then I take a picture of the can in the garbage and mail it to Africa. They can eat the photo if they're that desperate". ~ holophonor |
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| Message Posted On Monday, February 13th 2006 At 2:09 pm |
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B winz! Big McThankies from McSpankies(DAMN YOU, MUZIEK[or whatever it is...])!
Hank: *returns to normal* Huh? What happened to me?
Bobby: You were actin' like Harry Potter again...
Hank: I see... *notices can of beer in hand* Hey! Alcohol! Bobby...
Bobby: Yeah, Dad?
Hank: You're gettin' to be a man now. You're 13, so I think you're old enough...
Bobby: For what?
Hank: The fence...
*Hank takes Bobby outside to the fence where Boomhauer, Dale, and Bill are drinkin' some beer*
*Hank hands the can of beer that was Peggy to Bobby*
Hank: Yup...
Dale: Yup...
Boomhauer: Mmm-hmm...
Bill: Yup...
Bobby: Yup-
Hank: Dammit, Bobby! I gave you permission to drink, but you ain't allowed to do the "yup" part yet, you got me?
Boomhauer: Yodangol'mansincewhencouldbobbydrinkithoughtthedangol'drinkin'agewas21not13woooooooooooooooooooooooooooigottastartpayin'moreattentiontothecurrentaffairsyaknow?
A. Bill sings a song he made up
B. Hank, Bill, Dale, Boomhauer, and Bobby go inside to play a game of Monopoly
C. A genie grants Bobby 3 wishes |
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| Message Posted On Monday, February 13th 2006 At 3:32 pm |
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| Message Posted On Monday, February 13th 2006 At 4:55 pm |
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"When I see those ads, I go into the kitchen and throw away a can of vegetables. Then I take a picture of the can in the garbage and mail it to Africa. They can eat the photo if they're that desperate". ~ holophonor |
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| Message Posted On Monday, February 13th 2006 At 5:29 pm |
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Dale: *takes puff from cigarette* So... What do we do now?
Bill: Ooh! Ooh! I got an idea! Let's go eat!
Hank: Dammit, Bill, lunch wasn't even an hour ago!
Bobby: I got it! Let's go play Monopoly!
Boomhauer: Yeahmanthatsoundsprettygoodcuzyouknowimprettygoodatthatdangol'gamemonopolysohow'boutity'all?
Dale: Yeah, it sounds pretty good to me.
Bill: Fine... Then can I have a sandwich? I like white bread, NOT wheat.
Hank: No, Bill, no sandwich. And, fine, let's go play Monopoly...
*half-way through the game*
Boomhauer: Woomanigettopickuponeo'themchancecardslet'ssee...Godirectlytojaildonotcollect200dollarsforpassinggo...Awwhatthehellmanthat'sf*ckedupdammitgotohellyouall!!!
Bill: Hee hee, he don't get $200!
Hank: Go on, Bill! It's yer turn!
Bill: No! I ain't going till I get my sandwich!
Boomhauer: Ohcomeonwhatthehellbillyouf*ckin'suckiwannagetouttajailbutiain'tgotoneofthemgetouttajailcardssothesooneryougothesoonerigetoutofjail!!!
A. Bill threatens to kill everyone untill he gets his sandwich
B. Bill starts to cry because Boomhauer said mean things to him
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| Message Posted On Monday, February 13th 2006 At 6:30 pm |
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| Message Posted On Monday, February 13th 2006 At 6:32 pm |
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*sigh* A wins...
Bill: I. want. my. SANDWICH!!!!
Boomhauer: Dammitbilljusttakeyourgoddamnturnwillya?!? Iwanttogetoutofjaildammitandthesooneryougothesoonericangetoutsoooooooooo... MAKEYERF*CKIN'TURNDAMMIT!!!!!!!!!
Bill: Boomhauer, shut up! IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME MY SANDWICH... *grabs gun* I'M GONNA KILL YOU ALL, DAMMIT!!!
Hank: Dammit, Bill! Just take your turn!
Bill: Then make me a sandwich!
Hank: No, Bill, I won't!
Bill: NOW, HANK!!!
Dale: Hank, just do it! He's got a frickin' gun!
Bill: You leave me no choice, Hank... *shoots gun at Hank* *nothing happens* DAMMIT!!! It ain't loaded!
Hank: If you don' t make yer move, I'm gonna kick your ass!
Boomhauer: Yodangol'mankickhisgoddamnasshankcuzheainttakinhisturnandiwanttogetoutofthisdamnjailsobadwhatthehelldididotoevengetinjailinthefirstplacedammit?!?
Hank: If you don't stop talkin' about you being in jail, Boomhauer, I'm gonna kick your ass!
A. Hank kicks Bills and Boomhauer's asses
B. Bill and Boomhauer be good little boys for Hank
C. A talking Grilled-Cheese sandwich talks to Bobby |
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| Message Posted On Wednesday, February 15th 2006 At 12:54 pm |
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