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Season 1
1 :01x01 - Pilot (Jan/12/1997)
When a baseball hits Bobby in the eye during a baseball game, the resulting black eye and Hank's short temper while dealing with a teenaged MegaLoMart worker cause a social worker to suspect Hank of child abuse. Meanwhile, Hank's friends, Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer try to fix Hank's truck.
Guest Stars: Gailard Sartain as Anthony's Supervisor
Director: Wesley Archer
Writer: Mike Judge, Greg Daniels (1)
 
2 :01x02 - Square Peg (Jan/19/1997)
Peggy is mortified and tongue-tied when she finds out she has been chosen to teach sex education at Tom Landry Middle School.
Guest Stars: Toby Huss as Cotton Hill, Mary Scheer as Gracie
Director: Gary McCarver
Writer: Joe Stillman
 
3 :01x03 - The Order of the Straight Arrow (Feb/02/1997)
While on a camping trip following the wisdom of a Native American spirit called Wimitanya, Hank, Cotton and Dale send Bobby, Joseph and Randy on a snipe hunt, but the hunt is ruined when Bobby catches and kills an endangered whooping crane, arousing the anger of hippies and the park ranger. Meanwhile, Peggy sneaks out to buy special shoes for her large feet.
Guest Stars: Mike Judge as Stuart Dooley, Cheryl Holiday (1) as Randy, Victor Aaron as John Redcorn
Director: Klay Hall
Writer: Cheryl Holliday (2)
 
4 :01x04 - Hank's Got the Willies (Feb/09/1997)
Hank is worried that Bobby doesn't have a role model in life--and things get worse when Bobby accidentally hits Hank's idol, Willie Nelson, with a golf club during a day on the green.
Special Guest Stars: Dennis Hopper as Himself, Willie Nelson (3) as Himself, | Guest Stars: David Herman as Les
Director: Pat Shinagawa
Writer: Paul Lieberstein
 
5 :01x05 - Luanne's Saga (Feb/16/1997)
Hank's promise to find Luanne a new boyfriend in forty-eight hours after Buckley breaks up with her backfires when she hooks up with Boomhauer.
Special Guest Stars: Chuck Mangione as Himself
Director: Pat Shinagawa
Writer: Paul Lieberstein
 
6 :01x06 - Hank's Unmentionable Problem (Feb/23/1997)
Hank's ongoing constipation causes great concern for Peggy and, much to Hank's embarrassment, everyone else in Arlen.
Guest Stars: Jim Cummings as C. Everett Koop, Stephen Banks as Dr. Morley
Director: Adam Kuhlman
Writer: Mike Judge, Greg Daniels (1)
 
7 :01x07 - Westie Side Story (Mar/02/1997)
Hank's attempt to be neighborly with the new Laotian family next door is sorely tested after his neighbor treats him rudely, and even more so when he's convinced his neighbor served him hamburgers made from dog meat.
Director: Brian Sheesley
Writer: Jonathan Aibel, Glenn Berger (1)
 
8 :01x08 - Shins of the Father (Mar/23/1997)
Hank's brash, sexist father, Cotton Hill, crashes Bobby's 12th birthday party--and stays over the Hill's house, which doesn't sit well with Peggy when Cotton's misogyny begins rubbing off on Bobby.
Director: Martin Archer
Writer: Alan Freedland, Alan R. Cohen
 
9 :01x09 - Peggy the Boggle Champ (Apr/13/1997)
Hank disappoints Peggy when she hires him as her Boggle coach and he doesn't take it seriously. Meanwhile, Bobby and Luanne go to great lengths to cover up a condensation ring on Hank's new coffee table.
Guest Stars: Laurie Metcalf as Cissy Cobb, Chuck Mangione as Himself, David Herman as Brent Cobb, Toby Huss as Alexi
Director: Chuck Sheetz
Writer: Jonathan Aibel, Glenn Berger (1)
 
10 :01x10 - Keeping Up With Our Joneses (Apr/27/1997)
Hank catches Bobby smoking, and makes him smoke an entire carton of cigarettes as punishment, but the punishment leads Bobby to be addicted to smoking (along with Hank and Peggy, who quit smoking when they became parents).
Guest Stars: David Herman as Enrique, Billy West as Cigarenders Leader
Director: John Rice (2)
Writer: Jonathan Collier (1), Joe Stillman
Songs: Dionne Warwick -- I'll Never Fall In Love Again
 
11 :01x11 - King of the Ant Hill (May/04/1997)
Hank's friendship with Dale becomes strained when Hank fires Dale as his exterminator--and things get worse when Hank's new lawn gets infested with fire ants days before the neighborhood Cinco de Mayo party.
Director: Gary McCarver
Writer: Johnny Hardwick, Paul Lieberstein
 
12 :01x12 - Plastic White Female (May/11/1997)
Bobby is invited to his first boy-girl dance and he is very nervous, so he uses Luanne's beauty school model head as practice on how to kiss a girl.
Guest Stars: Dawnn Lewis (1) as Sharona, Jennifer Coolidge as Miss Kremzer
Director: Jeff Myers (1)
Writer: David Zuckerman
 

Season 2
13 :02x01 - How to Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying (Sep/21/1997)
When Bobby displays a talent for target shooting, Hank signs up for a father/son fun shoot competition—only to discover a buried childhood memory is still sadly affecting his aim.
Special Guest Stars: Wallace Shawn as Philip Ny, | Guest Stars: Angela Kinsey as Angela, Toby Huss as Cotton Hill
Director: Adam Kuhlman
Writer: Paul Lieberstein
 
14 :02x02 - Texas City Twister (Sep/26/1997)
Hank must save Peggy and Luanne from a tornado after Hank regrets not showing remorse for throwing Luanne out of the house and moving Luanne back to the trailer that Luanne moved out from after her parents were incarcerated for domestic abuse.
Guest Stars: Neil Giuntoli as Wheezie, Cheryl Holiday (1) as Unknown, Maurice LaMarche as Radio Announcer
Director: Jeff Myers (1)
Writer: Cheryl Holliday (2)
 
15 :02x03 - The Arrowhead (Oct/19/1997)
Peggy's excitement over finding Indian artifacts in the front yard distresses Hank when a condescending university professor tricks Peggy into letting him dig in the Hills' yard.
Guest Stars: Maurice LaMarche as Prof. John Lerner, Ashley Gardner as Nancy Hicks Gribble, Jonathan Joss as John Redcorn
Director: Klay Hall
Writer: Jonathan Aibel, Glenn Berger (1)
 
16 :02x04 - Hilloween (Oct/26/1997)
Hank goes to war with a litigious Evangelical Christian woman bent on banning Halloween and indoctrinating the kids by inviting them to a hell house.
Guest Stars: Sally Field (1) as Junie Harper, Neil Giuntoli as Closer #2, David Zuckerman as Group Leader, Dennis Burkley as Principal Moss, David Herman as City Councilman
Director: John Rice (2)
Writer: David Zuckerman
 
17 :02x05 - Jumpin' Crack Bass (It's a Gas, Gas, Gas) (Nov/02/1997)
Hank finds himself facing possible jail time after mistakenly buying crack cocaine to use as fish bait.
Special Guest Stars: James Carville as Judge, | Guest Stars: Brent Forrester as Dealer, Dan Butler (1) as Attorney
Director: Gary McCarver
Writer: Alan Freedland, Alan R. Cohen
 
18 :02x06 - Husky Bobby (Nov/09/1997)
Hank is determined to save his son from humiliation after Bobby decides to model for a husky boy clothing line.
Special Guest Stars: Joanna Gleason as Receptionist, | Guest Stars: Patricia Childress as Andy Maynard, David Herman as Carlo, Steve Vinovich as Salesman
Director: John Rice (2)
Writer: David Zuckerman
 
19 :02x07 - The Man Who Shot Cane Skretteburg (Nov/16/1997)
Hank, Boomhauer, Bill and Dale try to beat a group of garage band teenagers in paint-ball.
Special Guest Stars: Tre Cool as Cane Skretteburg, Mike Dirnt as Band Member, Billie Joe Armstrong as Band Member, | Guest Stars: Jim Cummings as Pops, David Herman as Buckley
Director: Monte Young
Writer: Johnny Hardwick
 
20 :02x08 - The Son That Got Away (Nov/23/1997)
Bobby, Joseph, and Connie run away to a cave after each of them get in trouble for disrupting class, but the cave they run away to is a notorious place for teens to make out, which worries the parents.
Special Guest Stars: John Ritter as Eugene Grandy, | Guest Stars: Lauren Tom as Minh, Connie, Cheryl Holliday (2) as Randy
Director: Tricia Garcia
Writer: Jim Dauterive
 
21 :02x09 - The Company Man (Dec/07/1997)
When a new housing development is in need of a propane supplier, Buck instructs Hank to show the owner, an obnoxious Northerner who acts like a Southerner, a good time.
Special Guest Stars: Stockard Channing as Mrs. Holloway, Burt Reynolds as M.F. Thatherton, | Guest Stars: Billy West as Mr. Holloway
Director: Klay Hall
Writer: Jim Dauterive
 
22 :02x10 - Bobby Slam (Dec/14/1997)
Hank is delighted when Bobby announces he's joining the school wrestling team, but Peggy is mortified when she learns her son must first wrestle Connie in order to make the team.
Guest Stars: Dennis Burkley as Principal Moss, Lauren Tom as Minh, Connie
Director: Chris Moeller
Writer: Gina Fattore
 
23 :02x11 - The Unbearable Blindness of Laying (Dec/21/1997)
In this Christmas episode, Hank is psychologically shocked into blindness after accidentally catching a glimpse of his mother and her new boyfriend having sex on Hank's kitchen table.
Special Guest Stars: Tammy Wynette as Tilly Hill, Carl Reiner as Garry Kasner, | Guest Stars: Toby Huss as Cotton Hill
Director: Cyndi Tang-Loveland
Writer: Paul Lieberstein
 
24 :02x12 - Meet the Manger Babies (Jan/11/1998)
Hank faces a dilemma of Biblical proportions when Luanne asks him to portray God in a live TV broadcast of her Christian puppet show, which is scheduled to occur during Hank's beloved Super Bowl party.
Special Guest Stars: Troy Aikman as Himself, Peabo Bryson as National Anthem Singer, | Guest Stars: Maurice LaMarche as Reverend Thomason, Debi Derryberry as Kid
Director: Jeff Myers (1)
Writer: Jonathan Aibel, Glenn Berger (1)
 
25 :02x13 - Snow Job (Feb/01/1998)
During a snow storm, a shaken and confused Hank becomes disillusioned about his life and career after discovering that his boss doesn't use a propane stove in his house and doesn't actually share Hank's passion for propane.
Guest Stars: David Herman as Lloyd Vickers, Cheryl Holliday (2) as Velma Throckmorton
Director: Adam Kuhlman
Writer: Jim Dauterive, Alan Freedland, Alan R. Cohen, Cheryl Holliday (2)
 
26 :02x14 - I Remember Mono (Feb/08/1998)
While updating files at Arlen High School, Peggy learns that Hank's two-week absence from classes during their high school days was due to monoucleosis, not a back injury, and is crushed that the story of how they met in high school is now a sham.
Special Guest Stars: Joanna Gleason as Maddy Platter, Kerri Strug as Herself, Jennifer Jason Leigh as Amy
Director: Wesley Archer
Writer: Paul Lieberstein
 
27 :02x15 - Three Days of the Kahndo (Feb/15/1998)
Kahn's misreading of an advertisement for a Mexican time share results in him, Hank, and Dale getting trapped in Mexico.
Special Guest Stars: Paul Rodriguez as Jacinto, | Guest Stars: Bertila Damas as Unknown, Eloy Casados (1) as Unknown, Lauren Tom as Minh, Connie, Toby Huss as Kahn, Castulo Guerra as Magistrate
Director: Lauren MacMullan
Writer: John Altschuler, Dave Krinsky
 
28 :02x16 - Traffic Jam (Feb/22/1998)
When Hank and Kahn collide with each other, they are both forced to attend traffic school courses taught by a raunchy black comedian, who begins mentoring Bobby in the art of stand-up.
Special Guest Stars: John Amos as Glen Johnson, Chris Rock as Roger "Buddha" Sack, | Guest Stars: Toby Huss as Kahn, Lauren Tom as Connie, Orlando Jones as Kidd Mookie, Amy Hill as Mrs. Kalaiki-Alii
Director: Klay Hall
Writer: Johnny Hardwick
 
29 :02x17 - Hank's Dirty Laundry (Mar/01/1998)
When a video store clerk inaccurately accuses Hank of renting a pornographic video and not returning it, Hank takes his case to the courts in an attempt to clear both his name and his credit report.
Guest Stars: Lynne Thigpen as Judge, David Herman as Matt, Billy West as Clerk
Director: Shaun Cashman (1)
Writer: Jonathan Aibel, Glenn Berger (1)
 
30 :02x18 - The Final Shinsult (Mar/15/1998)
After losing his driver's license, Cotton moves in with Dale and plots to steal Antonio López de Santa Anna's wooden leg to use as a bargaining chip with the DMV.
Guest Stars: David Herman as Psychiatrist, Erica Clare as Unknown
Director: Jack Dyer
Writer: Alan R. Cohen, Alan Freedland
 
31 :02x19 - Leanne's Saga (Apr/19/1998)
Luanne's alcoholic mother is released from prison and starts dating Bill, whom she begins to abuse.
Special Guest Stars: Joanna Gleason as Nurse, | Guest Stars: Jonathan Joss as John Redcorn, David Herman as Buckley, Jennifer Coolidge as Miss Kremzer
Director: Tricia Garcia
Writer: David Zuckerman
 
32 :02x20 - Junkie Business (Apr/26/1998)
Strickland Propane's new employee whom Hank hires turns out to be a drug addict who uses a legal trick that frees him from responsibility on the job. Meanwhile, Peggy is worried that a beautiful Hispanic woman (who was originally supposed to be hired at Strickland Propane) is trying to seduce Hank.
Guest Stars: Brent Forrester as Leon Petard, Jim Dauterive as Jason Adderly, Bertila Damas as Maria Montalvo, David Herman as Anthony Page, Toby Huss as Joe Jack
Director: Cyndi Tang-Loveland
Writer: Jim Dauterive
 
33 :02x21 - Life in the Fast Lane, Bobby's Saga (May/03/1998)
Bobby gets a job at the Arlen race track, where he discovers that his boss is a mildly retarded sociopath. Meanwhile, Boomhauer is given the chance to drive the pace car in an upcoming race.
Special Guest Stars: Dale Earnhardt, Jr. (1) as Himself, | Guest Stars: David Herman as Jimmy Witchard, Tara Strong as Billy
Director: Adam Kuhlman
Writer: John Altschuler, Dave Krinsky
 
34 :02x22 - Peggy's Turtle Song (May/10/1998)
When Bobby is misdiagnosed with attention deficit disorder (after eating too much sugary cereal and disrupting class), Peggy quits her job as a substitute teacher and becomes a stay-at-home mom.
Special Guest Stars: Ani Difranco as Emily, Tammy Wynette as Tilly Hill
Director: Jeff Myers (1)
Writer: Brent Forrester
 
35 :02x23 - Propane Boom (1) (May/17/1998)
Part one of two. Strickland Propane closes its doors after Mega-Lo-Mart begins selling propane for cheap, leaving Hank out of a job--and into one that he despises.
Special Guest Stars: Joanna Gleason as Operator, Chuck Mangione as Himself, | Guest Stars: Jennifer Coolidge as Miss Kremzer, David Herman as Buckley, Toby Huss as Joe Jack, Jim Cummings as Mark McJimsey
Director: Gary McCarver
Writer: Norm Hiscock
 

Season 3
36 :03x01 - Death of a Propane Salesman (2) (Sep/15/1998)
Conclusion. The aftermath of the propane explosion from part one leaves Hank suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder around propane, a now bald Luanne repressing her grief for Buckley (who was the only casualty in the propane explosion) by becoming a Sinead O'Connor-esque activist, and Bobby worried about death.
Special Guest Stars: Chuck Mangione as Himself, | Guest Stars: Maurice LaMarche as Minister, Lauren Tom as Connie, Toby Huss as Joe Jack, Kahn, David Herman as Buckley, Eloy Casados (1) as Enrique, Bertila Damas as Maria Montalvo, Dan Butler (1) as Daniel, Alan Freedland as Fireman
Director: Lauren MacMullan
Writer: Alan R. Cohen, Alan Freedland
Songs: Chuck Mangione -- Feels So Good
 
37 :03x02 - And They Call It Bobby Love (Sep/22/1998)
Bobby falls in love with a 14-year old classmate, but soon learns that love hurts when the girl confesses that she only wants a platonic friend. Meanwhile, Hank, Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer become attached to a couch that was thrown out in the Hills' yard.
Special Guest Stars: Chuck Mangione as Himself, Sarah Michelle Gellar as Marie, Joanna Gleason as Marie's Mother
Director: Cyndi Tang-Loveland
Writer: Norm Hiscock
 
38 :03x03 - Peggy's Headache (Oct/06/1998)
Peggy gets hired to write for the Arlen Bystander, but the stress of a new career leads her to get treated by John Redcorn--and soon discovers that John Redcorn had an affair with Nancy and is Joseph's biological father.
Director: Chris Moeller
Writer: Joe Stillman
 
39 :03x04 - Pregnant Paws (Oct/13/1998)
While Hank is busy trying to breed Ladybird, Dale decides to add a little excitement to his life by enrolling in a 4-hour bounty hunter training course.
Special Guest Stars: John Ashton (1) as Instructor, William H. Macy as Dr. Rubin
Director: Chris Moeller
Writer: Glenn Berger (1), Jonathan Aibel
 
40 :03x05 - Next of Shin (Nov/03/1998)
After Hank learns his sperm count is low, his mood worsens when Cotton shows up boasting that his new wife Didi is pregnant.
Guest Stars: David Herman as Father, Iqbal Theba as Dr. Bhudamanjur
Director: Jeff Myers (1)
Writer: Alan R. Cohen, Alan Freedland
 
41 :03x06 - Peggy's Pageant Fever (Nov/10/1998)
Peggy enters the Mrs. Heimlich County Beauty pageant in hopes of winning a truck, but quickly discovers that she is not fit to compete with the other contestants.
Special Guest Stars: Kathy Ireland as Sylvia, Erik Estrada (1) as Mexican Judge, Carol Alt as Marci, Mary Kay Place as Helen Shell
Director: Tricia Garcia
Writer: Norm Hiscock
 
42 :03x07 - Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men (Nov/17/1998)
While shopping at the mall on the Friday after Thanksgiving, Hank, Dale, Bill, Kahn, and Boomhauer are invited to be part of a focus group for a new mower (with Cotton as an uninvited guest), Luanne goes ice skating to forget about Buckley, and Peggy falls asleep at a shoe repair shop after tearing her loafer.
Special Guest Stars: Billy Bob Thornton as Boyce Hubert, Dwight Yoakam as Lane Pratley, | Guest Stars: David Herman as Jonathan
Director: Shaun Cashman (1)
Writer: Jim Dauterive
 
43 :03x08 - Good Hill Hunting (Dec/01/1998)
Hank takes Bobby hunting in order to initiate him into the mysteries of manhood. However, everything goes wrong when Hank discovers that it is too late for him to get a hunting license.
Guest Stars: Tara Strong as James
Director: Klay Hall
Writer: Joe Stillman
 
44 :03x09 - Pretty, Pretty Dresses (Dec/15/1998)
It's Christmastime and Bill becomes more depressed than usual. Hank, Dale, and Boomhauer decide to watch Bill so he doesn't commit suicide, but when Hank yells at him for being a burden, Bill's depression turns into delusion when he begins dressing in drag and impersonating his estranged wife, Lenore.
Guest Stars: Janet Waldo as Sheila
Director: Dominic Polcino
Writer: Paul Lieberstein
 
45 :03x10 - A Fire Fighting We Will Go (Jan/12/1999)
In a Rashomon-style story, Hank, Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer tell their own versions of their day as firefighters after getting arrested for burning the firehouse to the ground. Meanwhile, Peggy pulls a groin muscle and Bobby helps her recover.
Special Guest Stars: Buddy Ebsen as Chet Elderson, Barry Corbin as Fire Chief, | Guest Stars: Earl Houston Bullock as Heck Dorland
Director: Cyndi Tang-Loveland
Writer: Alan R. Cohen, Alan Freedland
 
46 :03x11 - To Spank with Love (Jan/19/1999)
Peggy gains a reputation as an abusive disciplinarian when she spanks Dooley for humiliating her during class.
Guest Stars: Dennis Burkley as Principal Moss, Jill Parker as Emily
Director: Adam Kuhlman
Writer: David Zuckerman
 
47 :03x12 - Three Coaches and a Bobby (Jan/26/1999)
Bobby decides to play football, but after Hank hires his old coach (who has since gone insane), Bobby abandons football for soccer.
Special Guest Stars: Phil Hendrie as Coach Sauers, Will Ferrell (1) as Coach Lucas, Julie Hagerty as Alley, | Guest Stars: Stephanie Hodge as Wendy, Tara Strong as Kimmi
Director: Chris Moeller
Writer: Johnny Hardwick
 
48 :03x13 - De-Kahnstructing Henry (Feb/02/1999)
Hank accidentally gets Kahn fired after revealing one of Kahn's top secret plans for his company.
Special Guest Stars: Chuck Mangione as Himself
Director: Klay Hall
Writer: Paul Lieberstein
 
49 :03x14 - The Wedding of Bobby Hill (Feb/09/1999)
After some prank-playing between Bobby and Luanne culminates in Bobby tampering with Luanne's birth control pills, Hank and Peggy decide to put an end to the pranks once and for all by tricking Bobby into thinking he must marry Luanne.
Guest Stars: Matthew McConaughey as Rad Thibodeaux
Director: Jack Dyer
Writer: Jonathan Collier (1)
 
50 :03x15 - Sleight of Hank (Feb/16/1999)
Peggy is chosen to be a magician's assistant, but angers Hank when she won't tell him the secret behind one of his tricks.
Guest Stars: David Herman as The Astounding Herrerra, Ashley Gardner as Nancy Hicks Gribble, Jonathan Joss as John Redcorn
Director: Jeff Myers (1)
Writer: Glenn Berger (1), Jonathan Aibel
 
51 :03x16 - Jon Vitti Presents: Return to La Grunta (Feb/23/1999)
Luanne gets a job as a drink girl at a resort called "La Grunta", where she's being sexually harassed by the golfers. Meanwhile, Hank goes to La Grunta to swim with the dolphins--and gets molested by one of them.
Guest Stars: Nick Jameson as Director, Louise Jaffe as Cashier, Billy West as Golfer, David Herman as Trainer, Dena Dietrich as Marge
Director: Gary McCarver
Writer: Jon Vitti
 
52 :03x17 - Escape from Party Island (Mar/16/1999)
Hank reluctantly drives his mom and her friends to Port Aransas to shop for glass miniatures, but things get even worse when Hank and the rude old women are trapped on the island by college-age spring break revelers.
Special Guest Stars: Phyllis Diller as Lillian, Pauly Shore as Deejay, Betty White as Delia, Uta Hagen as Maureen, | Guest Stars: Phil Buckman as Chad, Dena Dietrich as Tilly's Friend, Beth Grant as Tilly, Dave Buzzotta as Waiter, Frat Guy, Rich Rinaldi as Unknown
Director: Gary McCarver
Writer: Jonathan Collier (1)
Songs: Rob Zombie -- Dragula, The Offspring -- Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)
 
53 :03x18 - Love Hurts and So Does Art (Mar/23/1999)
An X-ray of Hank's colon winds up as the main attraction in an art museum. Meanwhile, Bobby is diagnosed with gout after eating chicken livers at a new deli. Marshall Lancaster guest stars.
Guest Stars: Dennis Burkley as Karl
Director: Adam Kuhlman
Writer: John Altschuler, Dave Krinsky
 
54 :03x19 - Hank's Cowboy Movie (Apr/06/1999)
Hurt by Bobby's negative views of his hometown, Hank tries to get the Dallas Cowboys to move their training camp from Wichita Falls to Arlen. However, his promotion video for Arlen is ruined by his wife's and his friends' incompetence.
Guest Stars: Earl Houston Bullock as Dave
Director: Shaun Cashman (1)
Writer: Jim Dauterive
 
55 :03x20 - Dog Dale Afternoon (Apr/13/1999)
After Dale annoys his friends by gloating over his new mower, he goes insane when they steal it as part of a prank.
Director: Tricia Garcia
Writer: Jon Vitti
 
56 :03x21 - Revenge of the Lutefisk (Apr/20/1999)
Bobby accidentally burns down his church after getting sick from eating lutefisk, but Cotton gets blamed for it due to his sexist attitude towards the church accepting a female pastor.
Special Guest Stars: Mary Tyler Moore as New Minister, | Guest Stars: Ashley Gardner as Nancy Hicks Gribble, Maurice LaMarche as Fire Chief
Director: Jack Dyer
Writer: Jonathan Aibel, Glenn Berger (1)
 
57 :03x22 - Death and Texas (Apr/27/1999)
Peggy visits a convict who tricks her into thinking he was a former student and uses her as a cocaine mule.
Director: Wesley Archer
Writer: Dave Krinsky, John Altschuler
 
58 :03x23 - Wings of the Dope (May/04/1999)
Hank Hill gets a trampoline for his yard, where Luanne begins seeing the spirit of her dead boyfriend, Buckley, who tries to guide her to do something better with her life than attend beauty school.
Guest Stars: Lauren Tom as Minh Souphanousinphone, David Herman as Buckley, Dawnn Lewis (1) as Sharona, Jennifer Coolidge as Miss Kremzer
Director: Cyndi Tang-Loveland
Writer: Johnny Hardwick
 
59 :03x24 - Take Me out of the Ball Game (May/11/1999)
Hank is picked to coach the company's softball team, spurring friction between Peggy and Hank.
Special Guest Stars: Chuck Mangione as Himself, | Guest Stars: Lauren Tom as Connie, Eloy Casados (1) as Enrique, Jane Wiedlin as Kate, Gabrielle Carteris as Rita Bevacqua
Director: Chris Moeller
Writer: Alan Freedland, Alan R. Cohen
 
60 :03x25 - As Old as the Hills (1) (May/18/1999)
Part one of two. Fearing that they may be getting too old to be cool, Hank and Peggy spend their anniversary sky-diving, which comes to a screeching halt when Peggy ends up crashing in a field. Meanwhile, Bobby struggles with taking his pregnant step-grandmother Didi to the hospital when her water breaks.
Guest Stars: David Herman as Jim, Ashley Gardner as Nancy Hicks Gribble, Didi Hill, Lauren Tom as Minh
Director: Adam Kuhlman
Writer: Norm Hiscock
 

Season 4
61 :04x01 - Peggy Hill: the Decline and Fall (2) (Sep/26/1999)
Conclusion. Peggy struggles to regain her strength following her skydiving accident. Meanwhile, Bobby delivers Cotton's son (which Cotton names "Good Hank") but gets overwhelmed when neither Cotton or Didi embrace new parenthood.
Special Guest Stars: Diedrich Bader as Doctor
Director: Klay Hall
Writer: Paul Lieberstein
 
62 :04x02 - Cotton's Plot (Oct/03/1999)
Cotton takes over Peggy's physical therapy in exchange for help getting a burial plot in the Veterans' Administration cemetery, but Peggy discovers a discrepancy about Cotton's service in the Army during World War II.
Director: Anthony Lioi
Writer: Jonathan Aibel, Glenn Berger (1)
 
63 :04x03 - Bills are Made to be Broken (Oct/24/1999)
Bill's high school football record is broken unfairly and he tries to get back on the field to set things right.
Special Guest Stars: Clint Black as Chad, Mac Davis as Sports Jock, | Guest Stars: David Herman as Eustis
Director: Jeff Myers (1)
Writer: John Altschuler, Dave Krinsky
Songs: Black Sabbath -- Iron Man
 
64 :04x04 - Little Horrors of Shop (Oct/31/1999)
Buck Strickland insists that Hank take two weeks off from Strickland Propane, where Hank begins teaching wood shop at Tom Landry Middle School. However, Hank gets in trouble for violating the school's zero-tolerance policy on weapons when he asks his students to bring in tools from home.
Guest Stars: Jane Wiedlin as Unknown, J. Evan Bonifant as Unknown, Dennis Burkley as Principal Moss
Director: Adam Kuhlman
Writer: Kit Boss
 
65 :04x05 - Aisle 8A (Nov/07/1999)
Kahn and Minh go to Hawaii for Kahn's job and asks Hank to take care of Connie, who's excited that she'll be staying with Bobby, but becomes emotional and mean-spirited when she gets her first period, leaving an extremely uncomfortable Hank to both deal with the unstable Connie and tell Bobby about puberty.
Guest Stars: Beth Grant as Nurse
Director: Allan Jacobsen
Writer: Garland Testa
 
66 :04x06 - A Beer Can Named Desire (Nov/14/1999)
Hank wins an Alamo Beer contest for a chance to win a million dollars by throwing a football through a one-foot hole in a giant Alamo Beer can, while Bill visits his eccentric Cajun relatives in Louisiana.
Guest Stars: Martie Maguire as Lily, Emily Robison as Rose, Don Meredith as Himself, Natalie Maines as Violetta, Meryl Streep as Aunt Esme Dauterive, David Herman as Gilbert Dauterive
Directors: Chris Moeller, Chuck Austen
Writer: Jim Dauterive
 
67 :04x07 - The Hank's Giving Episode (Nov/21/1999)
The Hills plan to fly to Montana, but are stranded with their neighbors at the airport by a snowstorm.
Guest Stars: David Herman as Skycap
Director: Martin Archer
Writer: Alan Freedland, Alan R. Cohen
 
68 :04x08 - Not in My Back Hoe (Nov/28/1999)
A man named Hal becomes friends with Hank. Bill, Dale, and Boomhauer begin to feel jealous when the duo spends too much time together.
Special Guest Stars: Drew Carey as Hal, | Guest Stars: Dave Thomas as Jimsey, Ashley Gardner as Nancy Hicks Gribble
Director: Shaun Cashman (1)
Writer: Paul Lieberstein
 
69 :04x09 - To Kill a Ladybird (Dec/12/1999)
Ladybird gets bitten by a raccoon. Hank gets worried about the bite. He fears that she may very well die.
Director: Wesley Archer
Writer: Norm Hiscock
 
70 :04x10 - Hillennium (Dec/19/1999)
Hank starts to fear the Y2K bug. He decides to try and get rid of today's technology by giving people old-fashioned things.
Guest Stars: David Herman as Big Terry
Director: Tricia Garcia
Writer: Johnny Hardwick
 
71 :04x11 - Old Glory (Jan/09/2000)
Bobby gets a new substitute teacher named Ms. Donovan. When he fails on an essay, Peggy helps him, eventually writing the whole thing. When Bobby takes credit for it, Peggy gets mad. It's the last straw when Ms. Donovan insults her.
Guest Stars: Dennis Burkley as Principal Moss, Heather Locklear as Ms. Donovan
Director: Gary McCarver
Writer: Norm Hiscock
 
72 :04x12 - Rodeo Days (Jan/16/2000)
Joseph thinks about becoming a rodeo star when the rodeo comes to town.
Guest Stars: David Herman as Rodeo Announcer, Andrew Lawrence (1) as Rodeo Kid
Director: Cyndi Tang-Loveland
Writer: Jon Vitti
 
73 :04x13 - Hanky Panky (1) (Feb/06/2000)
Buck gets caught cheating on his wife, by his wife. She wants divorce from him. Debbie, the woman who cheated with Buck, blackmails Hank. While she tries to spy on people, she gets killed, and the episode becomes a two-part murder mystery.
Special Guest Stars: Phil Hendrie as Jewel Crawford, Lane Smith as Unknown, Kathleen Turner as Liz Strickland, Reese Witherspoon as Debbie Grund, | Guest Stars: David Herman as Gayle
Director: Jeff Myers (1)
Writer: Jim Dauterive
 
74 :04x14 - High Anxiety (2) (Feb/13/2000)
Hank becomes a suspect in the murder of Debbie. He can't admit that he's innocent because he may have smoked some marijuana during the crime.
Special Guest Stars: Reese Witherspoon as Debbie Grund, Phil Hendrie as Various, Mac Davis as Sheriff, Kathleen Turner as Liz Strickland, | Guest Stars: David Herman as Gayle
Director: Adam Kuhlman
Writer: Alan Freedland, Alan R. Cohen
 
75 :04x15 - Naked Ambition (Feb/20/2000)
Joseph becomes a peeping tom after he hears that Bobby saw Luanne naked. Luanne believes that is actually Bobby who wants to see her naked.
Guest Stars: Lauren Tom as Minh, Connie
Director: Anthony Lioi
Writer: Jonathan Aibel, Glenn Berger (1)
 
76 :04x16 - Movin' On Up (Feb/27/2000)
Luanne is upset by the rules Hank gives her in the house, so she decides to move into another house. She rents it with a couple of college kids, but taking care of the house isn't as easy as it looks.
Guest Stars: Maura Tierney as Tanya, Andy Dick as Griffin, Vicki Lewis (1) as Kate
Director: Klay Hall
Writer: Garland Testa
 
77 :04x17 - Bill of Sales (Mar/12/2000)
Peggy wants to climb the corporate ladder of business, but needs help. She asks Bill for it, but she pushes him too hard.
Guest Stars: Teri Garr (1) as Laney
Director: Paul Lieberstein
Writer: Dominic Polcino
 
78 :04x18 - Won't You Pimai Neighbor? (Mar/19/2000)
Bobby becomes obsessed with Buddhism when monks come to him about a reincarnation.
Guest Stars: David Herman as Junior Monk, Soon-Tek Oh as Monk, Karen Maruyama as Buddhist
Directors: Boohwan Lim, Kyounghee Lim
Writer: Dave Krinsky, John Altschuler
 
79 :04x19 - Hank's Bad Hair Day (Apr/09/2000)
Hank needs to get a haircut. He asks Bill to give him one after an incident with his old barber. Later, he gets a huge bill from the Army, where he got his haircut.
Special Guest Stars: Brian Doyle-Murray as Jack, | Guest Stars: Steven Barr as Cole, David Herman as Auctioneer
Director: Gary McCarver
Writer: Jon Vitti
 
80 :04x20 - Meet the Propaniacs (Apr/16/2000)
Hank thinks about Bobby's comedy career when he becomes a comedian at his workplace.
Special Guest Stars: Lane Smith as Charlie Fortner
Director: Shaun Cashman (1)
Writer: Kit Boss
 
81 :04x21 - Nancy Boys (Apr/30/2000)
Dale and Nancy start seeing each other again. Nancy then considers going back to Dale, but is having a tough time deciding that.
Guest Stars: Ashley Gardner as Nancy Hicks Gribble, Jonathan Joss as John Redcorn, Phil LaMarr as Bartender
Director: Tricia Garcia
Writer: Glenn Berger (1), Jonathan Aibel
Songs: Judas Priest -- Living After Midnight
 
82 :04x22 - Flush with Power (May/07/2000)
Hank tries to conserve water during a drought. He gets some new toilets, but they actually cause more problems than they prevent.
Special Guest Stars: Lane Smith as Hashaway, | Guest Stars: Phil LaMarr as Ed Burnett, David Herman as J.J.
Director: Allan Jacobsen
Writer: Peter Huyck, Alex Gregory
 
83 :04x23 - Transnational Amusements Presents: Peggy's Magic Sex Feet (May/14/2000)
While in a bowling alley, Peggy feels embarrassed about her shoe size. A man comes up to her and tells her that he can help make her feet look beautiful over the Internet. Is this man really who he says he is?
Special Guest Stars: Joanna Gleason as Maddy Platter, Sydney Pollack as Grant Trimble
Director: Cyndi Tang-Loveland
Writer: Jonathan Collier (1)
 
84 :04x24 - Peggy's Fan Fair (May/21/2000)
Peggy sends a letter to Randy Travis with one of her songs. When she meets him in a fair, she hears her song being sung by Randy Travis. She then accuses him of stealing, and tries to get back at him.
Special Guest Stars: Charlie Daniels as Himself, Terri Clark as Herself, Ronnie Dunn as Himself, Kix Brooks as Himself, Vince Gill (1) as Assistant Pastor Larry, Wynonna Judd as Herself, Randy Travis as Himself, Martina McBride as Herself, Clint Black as Himself, Lisa Hartman as Herself, Tony Danza as Himself
Director: Jeff Myers (1)
Writer: Alan R. Cohen, Alan Freedland
Songs: Brooks and Dunn -- Boot Scootin' Boogie, The Oak Ridge Boys -- Elvira
 

Season 5
85 :05x01 - The Perils of Polling (Oct/01/2000)
Hank feels that it is time for Luanne to star voting for the presidential elections. He decides to show her how by taking her to a fair where she can learn more about them. When she returns, she tells him that she will be voting for a candidate by the way he looks. Hank is shocked at this.


In the meantime, Bobby gets to meet the incumbent president after saving the life of a pig. When Hank meets him, he is shocked that the president’s handshake is limp.
Special Guest Stars: Phil Hendrie as Pig Guy, | Guest Stars: David Herman as Ted T. Gannaway
Directors: Boohwan Lim, Kyounghee Lim
Writer: Jim Dauterive
 
86 :05x02 - The Buck Stops Here (Nov/05/2000)
Hank wants Bobby to do some work over the summer, so he takes him over to Strickland Propane. Unfortunately for him, he finds out that his boss is teaching Bobby how to cheat.


In the meantime, Peggy and Minh are in a competition to see who can donate the most blood. The winner receives a prize mug.
Guest Stars: Lauren Tom as Minh, Dave Thomas as Unknown, Norm Hiscock as Unknown
Director: Michael Dante DiMartino (1)
Writer: Norm Hiscock
 
87 :05x03 - I Don't Want to Wait (Nov/12/2000)
It’s Bobby’s 13th birthday. He is ready to act more mature and do all the things that adults do. When he goes out on the town with his family and the Gribbles, he sees that Joseph has grown taller and has a deeper voice. When they arrive at the restaurant, Bobby is still being treated as a little kid and Joseph is being treated as an adult. Bobby feels angry about this; he’s older than Joseph.


In the meantime, Hank starts thinking about death, so he decides to build coffins for Peggy and himself. Peggy is terrified by this thought.
Guest Stars: Carl Reiner as Garry Kasner, K. Callan as Tilly Hill
Director: Adam Kuhlman
Writer: Paul Lieberstein
 
88 :05x04 - Spin the Choice (Nov/19/2000)
The gang celebrates Thanksgiving. Later, John Redcorn tells Bobby the truth about Thanksgiving, and he starts having second thoughts about the holiday.
Guest Stars: Ashley Gardner as Nancy Hicks Gribble
Director: Allan Jacobsen
Writer: Paul Lieberstein
 
89 :05x05 - Peggy Makes the Big Leagues (Nov/26/2000)
Peggy moves to substituting at a high school. Unfortunately, one of her students just won't do any work. No one cares since he's the star football player for the team. She feels that he should do some work regardless of what everyone else thinks.


Hank wants to help Peggy with her little predicament with David Kaliiki-Alii, but he is hesitant to decide between football and grades.
Special Guest Stars: James Brown (3) as Digby Wilkins, Terry Bradshaw as Preston Rogers, Brendan Fraser as David Kalaiki-Alii, Howie Long as Terrell Cartwright, | Guest Stars: David Herman as Marlon, Amy Hill as Mrs. Kalaiki-Alii
Director: Tricia Garcia
Writer: Alan R. Cohen, Alan Freedland
 
90 :05x06 - When Cotton Comes Marching Home Again (Dec/03/2000)
Hank realizes that Cotton is having trouble taking care of his wife and child. He decides to help him find a job, but his promotion is not all that's cracked up to be..


In the meantime, Peggy is trying to figure out what to do for her float in a parade: she makes a float against antiwar. Unfortunately, Cotton sees that his car is being used in it; it is in a state of degradation. This blows him over the top.
Guest Stars: Dave Thomas as Lane Pratley, Mr. Burton, Ashley Gardner as Didi Hill, David Herman as Jimmy Witchard
Director: Tricia Garcia
Writer: Alan R. Cohen, Alan Freedland
 
91 :05x07 - What Makes Bobby Run? (Dec/10/2000)
Bobby gets a position as the school mascot of the football team. He brings disgrace to his family when he cowers away from the traditional beating.
Special Guest Stars: John Ritter as Eugene Grandy, | Guest Stars: Ashley Gardner as Female coach, Ryan Janis as Keegan Evans, Lauren Tom as Minh, Connie
Director: Cyndi Tang-Loveland
Writer: Alex Gregory, Peter Huyck
 
92 :05x08 - 'Twas the Nut Before Christmas (Dec/17/2000)
Bill is alone for Christmas, so he decides to create a Santa's workshop at his home after receiving a letter addressed to Santa. Then, Christmas passes, but Bill doesn't want to give up his position as Santa. He continues to work at it, but it gets very annoying to the neighbors.
Special Guest Stars: Ryan Phillippe as Wally, | Guest Stars: Lauren Tom as Connie, Breckin Meyer as Joseph, Kathryn Harrold as Unknown, David Herman as Postal Worker
Director: Jeff Myers (1)
Writer: Dave Krinsky, John Altschuler
 
93 :05x09 - Chasing Bobby (Jan/21/2001)
Hank watches a movie named The Roses of Time. He starts crying because his truck is about to break down. He must try and fix it. Can he do it?
Guest Stars: Ashley Gardner as Nancy Hicks Gribble, Marcelo Tubert as Marty Mendez
Director: Anthony Lioi
Writer: Garland Testa
 
94 :05x10 - Yankee Hankie (Feb/04/2001)
While Hank is looking for his birth certificate, he finds out that was actually born in New York.
Special Guest Stars: Jack Carter (1) as Irwin Linker, Edward Asner as Stinky, | Guest Stars: K. Callan as Tilly Hill
Director: Adam Kuhlman
Writer: Kit Boss
 
95 :05x11 - Hank and the Great Glass Elevator (Feb/11/2001)
It’s Bill’s birthday. The guys decide to celebrate it in Austin. While there, Bill begins dating the governor of Texas. This is tough, since Bill’s ex-wife shows up again to take him back.


In the meantime, the Hills minus Hank become addicted to charcoal. This is against Hank’s principles, so they decide to keep this a secret.
Special Guest Stars: Ellen Barkin as Lenore, Ann Richards as Herself, | Guest Stars: David Herman as Unknown
Director: Gary McCarver
Writer: Jonathan Collier (1)
 
96 :05x12 - Now Who's the Dummy? (Feb/18/2001)
Bobby receives a ventriloquist’s dummy named Chip Block. Unfortunately for Bobby, Hank is showing too much attention to the dummy and spending less time with Bobby himself. Later, Dale, who has been scared of dummies since he was a little kid, tries to destroy Chip.
Special Guest Stars: Tom Poston as Jerry Popper, | Guest Stars: Ashley Gardner as Nancy Hicks Gribble
Director: Dominic Polcino
Writer: Johnny Hardwick
 
97 :05x13 - Ho Yeah! (Feb/25/2001)
After Peggy and Hank take in a woman named Tammi who just says she wants her GED, they assume she's a nice woman. But after a few suspicious gifts, welcoming men, and a new makeover for Peggy, Hank discovers that Tammi is a hooker!
Special Guest Stars: Snoop Dogg as Alabaster Jones, Renée Zellweger as Tammi Duvall, | Guest Stars: David Herman as Miles Burton, Ashley Gardner as Reverend Stroup, Dave Thomas as Lane Pratley
Director: Tricia Garcia
Writer: Alex Gregory, Peter Huyck
 
98 :05x14 - The Exterminator (Mar/04/2001)
Dale’s doctor says that he has been spending too much time around chemicals. Anymore of it, and he’ll die. Dale is heartbroken; the chemicals are part of his exterminating job; it is his passion. Hank gets him a job at a different place, but his skills with exterminating are of no use where he’s going… or is it?
Guest Stars: Stephen Tobolowsky as Dr. Burton, Jim Dauterive as Cockroach, Lisa Kudrow as Miss Pittman, David Herman as Gladstone
Director: Shaun Cashman (1)
Writer: Dean Young
 
99 :05x15 - Luanne Virgin 2.0 (Mar/11/2001)
Hank makes Luanne take program at the church to become a virgin again. Later, Peggy reveals that when she got married to Hank, she was not a virgin.


Luanne meets a man who wants to sleep with her. Unfortunately, he’s a virgin and wants to save it for the right woman; Luanne is the one. He proposes to her. She says yes; against Peggy’s will.
Special Guest Stars: Owen Wilson as Rhett, | Guest Stars: Ashley Gardner as Reverend Stroup, Nancy Hicks Gribble, Lauren Tom as Connie, Nathan Fillion as Frisbee Guy
Director: Adam Kuhlman
Writer: Kit Boss
 
100 :05x16 - Hank's Choice (Apr/01/2001)
Bobby has an allergy to pet dander. Unfortunately for Hank, this means getting rid of Ladybird, his faithful dog. Hank resists the order and tries to build Ladybird a doghouse. Unfortunately, Ladybird doesn’t want to live in it. Hank doesn’t want to get rid of Ladybird, so he makes Bobby live in it.
Directors: Boohwan Lim, Kyounghee Lim
Writer: Jon Vitti
 
101 :05x17 - It's Not Easy Being Green (Apr/08/2001)
Bobby takes an interest in environmentalism. Hank thinks of this as “weird,” but he supports Bobby when he learns that they are going to protest against the draining of the quarry -- not because of the environment, but because they have dropped Boomhauer’s car into it years ago when he and the other guys were young.
Special Guest Stars: Paul Giamatti as Mr. McKay, | Guest Stars: David Herman as Unknown, | Uncredited: Chelcie Ross as Councilman Fred Ebberd
Director: Jeff Myers (1)
Writer: John Altschuler, Dave Krinsky
 
102 :05x18 - The Trouble with Gribbles (Apr/22/2001)
Nancy Gribble gets let go from her weather girl job at the news station for a younger girl -- Luanne. Nancy is very upset about this, but later, she asks Dale for a face-lift. Dale doesn’t have the money so he decides to get it by suing a cigarette company for “making Nancy aged.” The cigarette company decides to pay Dale the low amount of money he is suing for, but reconsider when they decide to fight against the principle of his pointless lawsuit.
Special Guest Stars: Phil Hendrie as Lawyer, Robert Stack as Reynolds Penland, | Guest Stars: Ashley Gardner as Nancy Hicks Gribble, Castulo Guerra as Unknown, David Herman as Dr. Mark Seldon, Jeremy Toblick
Director: Shaun Cashman (1)
Writer: Jim Dauterive
 
103 :05x19 - Hank's Back Story (May/06/2001)
Hank is to compete in an official lawn mower race against Dale and the others, but he starts experiencing some back pain. The doctor says that he has a diminished rear end; this is causing his back pain. He tells Hank to wear some prosthetic buttocks, but Hank is too much of a man to wear them…
Guest Stars: Harry Groener as Doctor, Dave Thomas as Wayne, Tom McGowan as David
Director: Cyndi Tang-Loveland
Writer: Alan Freedland, Alan R. Cohen
Songs: Creedence Clearwater Revival -- Green River
 
104 :05x20 - Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love Story (May/13/2001)
Bobby passes himself off as a high school student to get a popular band to play at his prom.


In the meantime, Dale invents the superior of all outhouses -- the Port-A-Gribble.
Special Guest Stars: No Doubt as Themselves, Tom Dumont as Himself, Tony Kanal (1) as Himself, Gwen Stefani as Herself, Adrian Young as Himself, Phil Hendrie as Unknown, | Guest Stars: Lauren Tom as Connie, Breckin Meyer as Joseph, David Herman as Unknown, Natasha Melnick as Unknown, Madeline Zima as Unknown
Director: Gary McCarver
Writer: Garland Testa
Songs: No Doubt -- Bathwater, No Doubt -- Don't Speak, No Doubt -- Ex-Girlfriend, Nelly -- Ride Wit Me
 

Season 6
105 :06x01 - Bobby Goes Nuts (Nov/11/2001)
Bobby goes over to Connie's for a slumber party. While there, he gets beat up by someone. In order to make sure that never happens again, he decides to take some self-defense classes -- women's self-defense.
Guest Stars: Madeline Zima as Unknown, Lauren Tom as Minh, Connie, Breckin Meyer as Joseph, Ashley Gardner as Class instructor, Dennis Burkley as Principal Moss
Director: Tricia Garcia
Writer: Norm Hiscock
 
106 :06x02 - Soldier of Misfortune (Dec/09/2001)
Dale is the gun club president. Unfortunately, he loses it after making an accident. Someone else challenges him for the title. Dale needs to all he can to keep his position in the upcoming election.
Special Guest Stars: Gary Busey as Mad Dog, | Guest Stars: Ashley Gardner as Nancy Hicks Gribble, Phil LaMarr as Earl, Breckin Meyer as Joseph
Director: Anthony Lioi
Writer: J. B. Cook
Songs: Bobby Fuller Four -- I Fought the Law
 
107 :06x03 - Lupe's Revenge (Dec/12/2001)
While on a field trip in Mexico with her students, Peggy accidentally brings home a Mexican girl. While bringing her back, she is arrested.


Meanwhile, Hank has a female cop falling for him.
Special Guest Stars: Fred Willard as Chairman Geiger, Kathy Bates (1) as Female Officer, | Guest Stars: Carlos Alazraqui as Unknown, Castulo Guerra as Unknown, Marcelo Tubert as Unknown, Marisabel Garcia as Lupe
Director: Allan Jacobsen
Writer: Dean Young
 
108 :06x04 - The Father, the Son and J.C. (Dec/16/2001)
Hank receives a promotion from Buck after building a house, but loses it after showing his "affection."


Meanwhile, Peggy decides to have Hank and Cotton spend some time together for Christmas as a sign of caring and affection. When it doesn't work out, there is only one person who can help them...
Guest Stars: Ashley Gardner as Didi Hill, David Herman as Jimmy Carter, Gniewko Lubecki
Director: Tricia Garcia
Writer: Etan Cohen (1)
 
109 :06x05 - Father of the Bribe (Jan/06/2002)
Kahn is tired of Connie having Bobby as her boyfriend, so he tries to break them up by giving him money. Unfortunately, things go a little wrong when Kahn interferes with their personal lives...
Guest Stars: David Herman as Science Teacher, Dennis Burkley as Principal Moss, Lauren Tom as Minh, Connie
Director: Cyndi Tang-Loveland
Writer: Dean Young
 
110 :06x06 - I'm with Cupid (Feb/10/2002)
Bobby hangs out with Bill after his breakup with Connie. Unfortunately, he hears of Bill's divorce and this gets him depressed all over again. Hank decides to get him help with Boomhauer, but it's not working out very well.
Guest Stars: Lauren Tom as Connie, Tara Strong as Unknown, Breckin Meyer as Joseph, Angela Kinsey as Unknown, Eliza Schneider as Charisse
Director: Allan Jacobsen
Writer: John Altschuler, Dave Krinsky
 
111 :06x07 - Torch Song Hillogy (Feb/17/2002)
Bobby sees the many trophies Hank has since high school. He wants to get a trophy, but he can't. Peggy humors him by giving him one of Hank's, but Hank doesn't want to give it away. Later, the family finds out that the Olympic torch will be carried through Arlen by none other than... Bobby Hank.
Special Guest Stars: Bruce Jenner as Unknown, | Guest Stars: David Herman as Unknown, Ashley Gardner as Nancy Hicks Gribble, Phil LaMarr as Todd
Director: Anthony Lioi
Writer: Emily Spivey
 
112 :06x08 - Joust like a Woman (Feb/24/2002)
The family goes to a Renaissance Faire. When she sees the way women are treated there, she starts a rebellion which eventually leads to war...
Special Guest Stars: Laura Dern as Serving Wench, Alan Rickman as King Philip, | Guest Stars: David Herman as Ticket Taker, Andy Siegel as Oxcart-Driving Minstrel
Director: Dominic Polcino
Writer: Garland Testa
 
113 :06x09 - The Bluegrass is Always Greener (Feb/24/2002)
Connie prefers bluegrass to classical music. She decides to join a band with and Hank and Company to perform in Branson, Missouri. Unfortunately, Hank goes over the top with Connie's playing and pressurizes her even more.
Special Guest Stars: Yakov Smirnoff as Himself, Vince Gill (1) as Boomhauer's Singing Voice, Charlie Daniels as Himself, | Guest Stars: Lauren Tom as Minh, Connie
Director: Tricia Garcia
Writer: Norm Hiscock
 
114 :06x10 - The Substitute Spanish Prisoner (Mar/03/2002)
Peggy is a genius according to an online quiz. When she is offered a coveted college degree for a small price, she accepts and uses the family fund. When she finds out she has been tricked into giving away her money, she must try and get it back...
Special Guest Stars: Jeff Goldblum as Dr. Vayzosa, | Guest Stars: Patricia Place as Betty, Lupe Ontiveros as Anne, David Herman as Jimmy Witchard
Directors: Kyounghee Lim, Boohwan Lim
Writer: Etan Cohen (1)
 
115 :06x11 - Unfortunate Son (Mar/10/2002)
Cotton decides to spend some time with Vietnam veterans along with his World War II buddies. Unfortunately, he berates them by making them go through flashbacks of their memories in the war via "killing acts"; this makes the Vietnam veterans go against the WWII veterans and Hank.


In the meantime, Dale gets a falcon for a pet. However, Bill isn't enjoying his time with it...
Guest Stars: Edward Asner as Stinky, Jack Carter (1) as Irwin Linker
Director: Anthony Lioi
Writer: Peter Huyck, Alex Gregory
Songs: Irene Cara -- Flashdance... What a Feeling
 
116 :06x12 - Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret Hill (Mar/17/2002)
Peggy is desperate to find a full-time job, but she can't find one that involves teaching. She decides to work in the propane business along with Hank.

Later, she receives a job offer from a Catholic school... dishonestly!
Guest Stars: Dennis Burkley as Principal Moss, Kathryn Harrold as Mother Superior, Cynthia Stevenson as Sister Mary Catherine, Claire
Director: Gary McCarver
Writer: Sivert Glarum (1), Michael Jamin
 
117 :06x13 - Tankin' it to the Streets (Mar/31/2002)
Bill steals a tank from the Army after being convinced that he was used in a drug test. It's up to Hank and his friends to prove him wrong.
Guest Stars: David Herman as Unknown
Director: Monte Young
Writer: Alan R. Cohen, Alan Freedland
Songs: The Who -- Baba O'Reily
 
118 :06x14 - Of Mice and Little Green Men (Apr/07/2002)
Hank and Dale switch lives -- they become the "new" fathers for Bobby and Joseph. When Dale finds out that he enjoys Bobby's hobbies and does not like Joseph's, he comes to realize that he is not Joseph's father.
Guest Stars: Ashley Gardner as Nancy Hicks Gribble, Breckin Meyer as Joseph
Director: Shaun Cashman (1)
Writer: Michael Jamin, Sivert Glarum (1)
Songs: Ratt -- Round and Round
 
119 :06x15 - A Man Without a Country Club (Apr/14/2002)
Kahn wants to get into an exclusive Asian country club, but he can't unless he brings Hank with him. It is later revealed that Hank is the one who will receive the membership...
Guest Stars: Peter Kwong as Mr. Ho, Lauren Tom as Minh
Directors: Kyounghee Lim, Boohwan Lim
Writer: Kit Boss
 
120 :06x16 - Beer and Loathing (Apr/14/2002)
Hank goes on an expedition to find out where his favorite brand of beer has gone. Peggy tries to find out for him by getting a job at the company. When she learns the secret, she finds out that she can't tell anybody, not even Hank; he is very anxious to know.
Guest Stars: Megan Mullally as Theresa, David Herman as Konrad Meinhoffer IV
Director: Dominic Polcino
Writer: Etan Cohen (1)
 
121 :06x17 - Fun with Jane and Jane (Apr/21/2002)
Luanne joins a sorority that brainwashes young women after being rejected from all others.


In the meantime, Hank and the gang must kill his boss' emus, but are hesitant to do so.
Guest Stars: Tara Strong as Jane #1, David Herman as Deprogrammer, Anna Faris as Lisa, Stephanie Fybel as Jane #2
Director: Adam Kuhlman
Writer: Garland Testa
 
122 :06x18 - My Own Private Rodeo (Apr/28/2002)
Dale and Nancy are going to renew their wedding vows. Nancy invites Dale's father; he and Dale haven't seen each other in a long time. When Hank goes to meet his Dale's father, it turns out that he has become a homosexual...
Guest Stars: Breckin Meyer as Joseph, Ashley Gardner as Nancy Hicks Gribble, David Herman as Bug Gribble & Juan Pedro
Director: Cyndi Tang-Loveland
Writer: Peter Huyck, Alex Gregory
 
123 :06x19 - Sug Night (May/05/2002)
Hank begins to have fantasies of Nancy Gribble naked. Peggy fears he is going to cheat on her, so she decides to take Hank on a trip to save their marriage. Is there something in Hank's picture that she's not seeing?
Guest Stars: Ashley Gardner as Nancy Hicks Gribble, Jonathan Joss as John Redcorn
Director: Adam Kuhlman
Writer: Alex Gregory, Peter Huyck
 
124 :06x20 - Dang Ol' Love (May/05/2002)
Bill decides to get a woman by setting a trap for her. He succeeds in trapping her, but fails when she goes home with Boomhauer. Boomhauer realizes that he was never this much in love in his whole life...
Special Guest Stars: Laura Linney as Marlene
Director: Gary McCarver
Writer: Dean Young
Songs: Dido -- Thank You
 
125 :06x21 - Returning Japanese (1) (May/12/2002)
The family takes a trip to Japan for Cotton's apology to a widow of a soldier he killed in World War II.


In the meantime, Bill and Dale serve as the house-sitters for the Hill household.


Also, Luanne thinks she killed Ladybird, so she tries to find a replacement dog. It's not as easy as it looks.
Special Guest Stars: David Carradine as Junichiro
Director: Allan Jacobsen
Writer: Etan Cohen (1), Kit Boss
 
126 :06x22 - Returning Japanese (2) (May/12/2002)
It turns out that the son of the widow is Hank's long-lost half brother. He and Hank need to stop Cotton from going crazy and attacking the Emperor of Japan...
Special Guest Stars: Seiko Matsuda as Reporter, David Carradine as Junichiro
Director: Anthony Lioi
Writer: Alex Gregory, Peter Huyck
 

Season 7
127 :07x01 - Get Your Freak Off (Nov/03/2002)
Hank has been impressed by the music played by the boy-band, 4Skore. However, Hank begins to have second thoughts about the band when he takes Bobby to see one of the band’s concerts. The 4Skore begins to do suggestive dance moves that Bobby begins to imitate for his new girlfriend, Jordan. Meanwhile, Nancy and Minh begin to see whom the sexiest man on the block is, with Hank tied with Bill for last place.
Special Guest Stars: Elizabeth Perkins as Serena's Mom, Milla Jovovich as Serena, Debra Messing as Jordan's Mom, Eliza Dushku as Jordan, | Guest Stars: Breckin Meyer as Joseph, Michael, Ashley Gardner as Nancy Hicks Gribble, David Herman as Jordan's Dad, Lauren Tom as Minh, Connie
Director: Tricia Garcia
Writer: Garland Testa
 
128 :07x02 - The Fat and the Furious (Nov/10/2002)
Bill begins to disgust everyone on the block when he shows them his talent of guzzling hotdogs in a matter of seconds. Bill then finds himself at a loss, that is, until a woman from the Federation of Competitive Eating encourages Bill to compete in a contest based on his skill. However, things take a turn for the worse when Bill finds out that Dale also has a talent equal, if not better, than Bill’s at guzzling down hotdogs.
Special Guest Stars: Jeff Garlin (1) as Dan, Kid Rock as Himself, Pamela Anderson (1) as Cyndi, | Guest Stars: James Sie as Hot-Dog Champion, Ashley Gardner as Nancy Hicks Gribble, David Herman as Unknown
Director: Allan Jacobsen
Writer: Peter Huyck, Alex Gregory
 
129 :07x03 - Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do (Nov/17/2002)
Connie’s family has her delinquent cousin, Tid Pao, over for a short time. Bobby then begins to fall in love with Tid Pao, which causes Connie to become extremely jealous. However, Bobby has become nothing but a tool for Tid Pao when he dumps Connie for her as his science partner. It turns out that Tid Pao is using Bobby to create a Meth-lab.
Special Guest Stars: Lucy Liu as Tid Pao, | Guest Stars: Lauren Tom as Connie, Breckin Meyer as Joseph, David Herman as Unknown, Dennis Burkley as Karl
Directors: Kyounghee Lim, Boohwan Lim
Writer: Kell Cahoon, Tom Saunders
 
130 :07x04 - Goodbye Normal Jeans (Nov/24/2002)
After Bobby begins to cook for the family, Peggy begins to get jealous of him; because she thinks Hank likes his meals better than the ones that she makes.
Guest Stars: Ashley Gardner as Unknown, Mary Scheer as Unknown
Directors: Kyounghee Lim, Boohwan Lim
Writer: Kit Boss
 
131 :07x05 - Dances With Dogs (Dec/01/2002)
Bobby and Hank enter Ladybird into a Dog Dancing contest.
Special Guest Stars: Scott Hamilton as Sketch Randall, | Guest Stars: Lauren Tom as Minh, Connie, David Herman as Unknown
Director: Anthony Lioi
Writer: Norm Hiscock
 
132 :07x06 - The Son Also Roses (Dec/08/2002)
Hank is annoyed at first when he notices that Bobby has an interest for gardening, but is very supportive after letting him enter a rose-growing contest, where he goes out of his way to make Bobby win.
Guest Stars: David Herman as Monroe, Michael Clarke Duncan as Coach Webb, Betty White as Dorothy/Ellen
Director: Dominic Polcino
Writer: Dan Sterling
 
133 :07x07 - The Texas Skilsaw Massacre (Dec/15/2002)
Hank accidentally cuts off Dale's finger while he is sawing a piece of wood. Dale makes it seem like Hank did this on purpose during court, so the judge sentences Hank to an anger management class.
Guest Stars: Chuck Mangione as Himself, Phil Hendrie as Big Jim
Director: Shaun Cashman (1)
Writer: Alan R. Cohen, Alan Freedland
 
134 :07x08 - Full Metal Dust Jacket (Jan/05/2003)
Peggy takes over the lease of a local book store. Later, she discovers that business is not so good there. To gain business, Peggy allows Dale to sell guns in the basement of the store.
Guest Stars: Michael McShane as Mountain Man, Joel McCrary as Cop, Danny McGrath as Jamaican Radio Rapper, Amanda Carlin as Matriarch, Peri Gilpin as Mary Ellen, Allison Janney as Laura, David Herman as Muscular Man
Director: Adam Kuhlman
Writer: Danny McGrath
 
135 :07x09 - Pigmalion (Jan/12/2003)
Luanne decides to become an entrepreneur. While in a class for entrepreneurs, she meets a man named Trip Larsen. They get closer and closer until Luanne becomes his girlfriend. She has no idea what he is planning to do with her…
Special Guest Stars: Michael Keaton as Trip Larsen, | Guest Stars: Marcelo Tubert as Unknown, Ashley Gardner as Rattlesnakes Supervisor
Director: Dominic Polcino
Writer: Jonathan Collier (1)
 
136 :07x10 - Megalo Dale (Jan/12/2003)
There is a pest problem at the Mega Lo Mart. Hank thinks that Dale can fix this problem, but he is hesitant to recommend him. Dale, however, suspects another “pest” on the premises…
Guest Stars: Chuck Mangione as Himself, Danny Masterson as Cory, Topher Grace as Chris, Tom Arnold as Norm Glidewell
Director: Cyndi Tang-Loveland
Writer: J. B. Cook
 
137 :07x11 - Boxing Luanne (Feb/02/2003)
Buck Strickland comes up with an idea to exploit Luanne. He uses her in boxing matches; when she wins, it boosts her confidence… it boosts it enough for her to go against Frieda Foreman…
Guest Stars: George Foreman (1) as Himself, Freeda Foreman as Herself, Bruce Dern as Randy Strickland, David Herman as Fat Guy, Carmen Electra as Angela
Director: Michael Dante DiMartino (1)
Writer: Dean Young
 
138 :07x12 - Vision Quest (Feb/09/2003)
John Redcorn believes that Dale and Joseph should go on a “vision quest.” Dale begins having some visions; this makes him raise Joseph like an Indian.
Director: Dominic Polcino
Writer: Etan Cohen (1)
 
139 :07x13 - Queasy Rider (Feb/16/2003)
After going to couples’ therapy, Hank and Peggy realize that they need some excitement in their life -- a motorcycle. Hank enjoys driving the bike, but when Peggy wants to drive it, he is hesitant to give her the front seat for the sake of manliness.
Guest Stars: David Herman as Lumpy, Jennifer Aniston as Pepperoni Sue, Jamie Kennedy (1) as Dr. Rast
Director: Wesley Archer
Writer: Kit Boss
 
140 :07x14 - Board Games (Mar/02/2003)
Peggy, Minh, and Nancy all want to run for a seat in the school board after hearing about an after-school program being cancelled. Unfortunately, there is trouble when they all turn against each other; especially Peggy and Minh. When Peggy enlists Nancy’s help, she is stabbed in the back on local television. It’s up to her to set things right…
Guest Stars: David Herman as Dog Owner
Directors: Kyounghee Lim, Boohwan Lim
Writer: Sivert Glarum (1), Michael Jamin
 
141 :07x15 - An Officer and a Gentle Boy (Mar/09/2003)
Cotton Hill comes over to the Hill household to recruit Bobby in the military so he can have some discipline. Unfortunately for Bobby, Cotton has become the principal of the school; he will make his life a living hell.
Guest Stars: Phil Hendrie as Commander
Director: Gary McCarver
Writer: Dan Sterling
 
142 :07x16 - The Miseducation of Bobby Hill (Mar/16/2003)
Hank takes Bobby to work at his propane company. Unfortunately, Bobby has been abusing his power when selling the grills.


In the meantime, Bill gets stuck on a weather balloon and goes “traveling” through the town…
Guest Stars: Brittany Murphy as Small Girl, David Herman as Mr. Hickey, Ashley Gardner as Angry Woman, Toby Huss as Thatherton, Mike Judge as Mexican Teen
Director: Tricia Garcia
Writer: Tim Croston, Chip Hall (1)
 
143 :07x17 - The Good Buck (Mar/30/2003)
Buck Strickland’s wife leaves him after getting tired of Buck’s bad habits. Buck is depressed; he decides to be a good Christian with the help of Luanne. Unfortunately, when Luanne turns down his marriage proposal, he is very angry. It’s up to Hank to “show him the light.”
Guest Stars: Breckin Meyer as Joseph, Beth Grant as Doris, Dennis Burkley as Principal Moss, Dave Thomas as Lane Pratley
Director: Allan Jacobsen
Writer: Alex Gregory, Peter Huyck
 
144 :07x18 - I Never Promised You an Organic Garden (Apr/13/2003)
Peggy takes over the garden at Bobby’s school to grow vegetables. She enlists the help of some students to grow the vegetables with her. But trouble brews when the insects arrive…
Guest Stars: Dennis Burkley as Principal Moss, David Herman as Mr. Tomich, Monica Keena as Rain/Maria, Martin Starr as Andrew/Tommy
Director: Adam Kuhlman
Writer: Rebecca May, Tony Gama-Lobo
 
145 :07x19 - Be True to Your Fool (Apr/27/2003)
Bill is revealed to have head lice. When he passes them off to the other guys, he is not allowed to drink with them anymore. Hank, Dale, and Boomhauer decide to shave their heads.
Later, Bill is arrested, but he does not wish to be let go after he gains popularity.
Guest Stars: David Herman as Tim, Dave Thomas as Toothless Loser, Phil LaMarr as Judge
Director: Anthony Lioi
Writer: Danny McGrath
 
146 :07x20 - Racist Dawg (May/04/2003)
Hank causes an accident with the water heater at home. Peggy hires an African American repairman. When Ladybird attacks him, the repairman accuses him of being racist. Hank learns that Ladybird is an entourage when it comes to situations like this.
Special Guest Stars: Bernie Mac as Mack, | Guest Stars: David Herman as Trainer, Phil LaMarr as Roger "Booda" Sack
Director: Michael Dante DiMartino (1)
Writer: J. B. Cook
 
147 :07x21 - Night and Deity (May/11/2003)
Peggy creates a bird society. Unfortunately, this attracts many pigeons to the neighborhood and they are becoming an annoyance. Dale can’t do anything to stop them, but he knows someone who can -- a woman named Sheila Repkin. Unfortunately for Nancy, Sheila and Dale seem to be having an affair, and she is worried about the future of her marriage.


In the meantime, it is Luanne’s birthday. She decides to celebrate it with some friends.
Special Guest Stars: Janeane Garofalo as Sheila, | Guest Stars: Monica Keena as Becky/Bartender, James Sie as Sheila's Assistant
Director: Gary McCarver
Writer: Garland Testa
 
148 :07x22 - Maid in Arlen (May/18/2003)
Kahn’s mother comes to visit. Kahn is infuriated when she becomes a maid for the Hills. Kahn becomes even more infuriated when she takes an interest in Bill. Kahn needs to figure out how to break those two apart.
Guest Stars: Amy Hill as Laoma
Directors: Kyounghee Lim, Boohwan Lim
Writer: Dan Sterling
 
149 :07x23 - The Witches of East Arlen (May/18/2003)
Bobby takes an interest in cards. Hank thinks that Bobby is playing with playing cards, but they’re actually cards that tell your fortune. To make matters worse, Bobby meets a man who tells him to disobey his father and use his power of fortune-telling for evil.
Guest Stars: Dennis Burkley as Principal Moss, John Ritter as Eugene Grandy, David Cross as Ward Rackley
Director: Matt Engstrom
Writer: Michael Jamin, Sivert Glarum (1)
 

Season 8
150 :08x01 - Patch Boomhauer (Nov/02/2003)
Boomhauer is upset that the woman he loves is marrying someone else -- his brother.
Special Guest Stars: Brad Pitt as Patch, Laura Dern as Katherine, | Guest Stars: Lauren Tom as Minh, Jonathan Joss as John Redcorn, Ashley Gardner as Nancy Hicks Gribble, David Herman as Kraig T
Director: Anthony Lioi
Writer: J. B. Cook
 
151 :08x02 - Reborn To Be Wild (Nov/09/2003)
Bobby starts to hang out with a Christian Rock group. Hank is okay with it, but reconsiders it when Bobby's attitude changes.
Special Guest Stars: Gene Simmons as Jessie, Sum 41 as Christian Youth Group, | Guest Stars: David Herman as Pastor K
Director: Dominic Polcino
Writer: Tony Gama-Lobo, Rebecca May
 
152 :08x03 - New Cowboy on the Block (Nov/16/2003)
A star football player moves into Arlen. He's always causing trouble wherever he goes. Hank doesn't want to admit it, but needs to decide what to do about the player before it's too late.
Special Guest Stars: Phil Hendrie as Big Willie Lane, Fred Willard as Officer Brown, | Guest Stars: Breckin Meyer as Joseph, Lauren Tom as Minh
Director: Cyndi Tang-Loveland
Writer: Dean Young
 
153 :08x04 - The Incredible Hank (Nov/23/2003)
Hank is unknowingly given male enhancement hormones by Peggy. Unfortunately for her, she turns him into a young adult.
Guest Stars: Danny Trejo as Victor Velasco
Director: Wesley Archer
Writer: Dan Sterling
Songs: Jethro Tull -- Aqualung
 
154 :08x05 - Flirting With the Master (Nov/30/2003)
Peggy goes to Mexico to tutor some students. However, she feels that her master is trying to have sexual relations with her.
Guest Stars: Ruth Livier as Cristina, David Herman as Teenager
Director: Anthony Lioi
Writer: Norm Hiscock
 
155 :08x06 - After the Mold Rush (Dec/07/2003)
Hank accidentally causes a leak in the pipes of his house. When an insurance man arrives, he tells them that they can't live in the house anymore because of mold. They must move to a hotel. Later, he sees his house about to be ripped apart...
Special Guest Stars: Chris Elliott as Rob Holguin, | Guest Stars: Dave Thomas as Steve Goodman
Director: Dominic Polcino
Writer: Kit Boss
 
156 :08x07 - Livin' on Reds, Vitamin C and Propane (Dec/14/2003)
Hank goes on a road trip with Bobby to Phoenix, Arizona. He is very fond of teaching Bobby the way of the trucker. Unfortunately, troubles brew when Hank's friends find out that they are not invited.


In the meantime, Peggy is thinking of a good Christmas carol for a get-rich-quick scheme.
Special Guest Stars: Brad Paisley as Chip, Deana Carter as Sally, Travis Tritt as Walt, Trace Adkins as Big John, George Strait as Cornell, | Guest Stars: K. Callan as Tilly Hill, Ashley Gardner as Nancy Hicks Gribble
Director: John Rice (2)
Writer: Danny McGrath
 
157 :08x08 - Rich Hank, Poor Hank (Jan/04/2004)
Hank buys Bobby his first wallet. Unfortunately for Hank, this gives Bobby delusions of being rich. He tries to figure out how much money Hank makes with the help of his friends.
Guest Stars: Lauren Tom as Minh, Dave Thomas as Unknown, Tara Strong as Unknown, Breckin Meyer as Joseph, Jonathan Joss as John Redcorn, David Herman as Unknown, Ashley Gardner as Nancy Hicks Gribble
Director: Tricia Garcia
Writer: Etan Cohen (1)
 
158 :08x09 - Ceci N'est Pas Une King of the Hill (Jan/25/2004)
Hank enlists Peggy's artistic skills to help out with the standards for his propane company. When she makes a sculpture, however, it is rejected. When she gets a deal with an art dealer, she is very excited. But does this person really mean what he says?


In the meantime, Dale gets a suit to wreak chaos in town.
Guest Stars: Lauren Tom as Minh, Dave Thomas as Unknown, Romy Rosemont as Unknown, Nicky Katt as Artist / Voice on the Phone, Ashley Gardner as Nancy Hicks Gribble, David Herman as Jimmy Witchard
Director: Tricia Garcia
Writer: Etan Cohen (1)
 
159 :08x10 - That's What She Said (Feb/08/2004)
Hank sees a new employee working at Strickland Propane -- Rich. Everyone but he finds him funny, and Hank wants to file a lawsuit against him.
Special Guest Stars: Ben Stiller as Rich, | Guest Stars: Danny Trejo as Enrique, Phil LaMarr as Travis
Director: Cyndi Tang-Loveland
Writer: Sivert Glarum (1), Michael Jamin
 
160 :08x11 - My Hair Lady (Feb/15/2004)
Bill and Luanne get jobs in the best hair salon in town, but they will have to make some major changes in life to keep their jobs.
Special Guest Stars: Christina Applegate as Colette, Brian Doyle-Murray as Jack, | Guest Stars: Amy Adams (1) as Client, Danica McKellar as Student, David Herman as Rico
Director: Allan Jacobsen
Writer: Wyatt Cenac
 
161 :08x12 - Phish and Wildlife (Feb/22/2004)
Hank takes his friends and Bobby on a fishing trip. When Bobby gets hungry for some fish, he gets some from his neighbors at the campsite. It turns out that these people are hippies.
Special Guest Stars: Fred Willard as Ranger Bradley, Reclining Hippie, Jamie Kennedy (1) as Fudgie, Police Chief, Melissa Etheridge as Topaz, Singing Hippie, | Guest Stars: David Herman as Frisbee Hippie, Ashley Gardner as Nancy Hicks Gribble, Anna Faris as Stoned Hippie, Teen Girl Hippie, Dave Allen (1) as Gruber, Appleseed
Director: Matt Engstrom
Writer: Greg Cohen
 
162 :08x13 - Cheer Factor (Mar/07/2004)
Peggy helps out the high school cheerleading squad in order to motivate the team and the crowds. When she is successful, she is promoted to coach. This is where she gets carried away.
Guest Stars: Peri Gilpin as Jo Rita, Mac Davis as Sports Jock, Amy Adams (1) as Merilynn, Danica McKellar as Misty, Dennis Burkley as Principal Moss, David Herman as Pat Flannery
Directors: Kyounghee Lim, Boohwan Lim
Writer: Christy Stratton
 
163 :08x14 - Dale Be Not Proud (Mar/14/2004)
Dale is the only organ donor a hot rod driver can rely on. Unfortunately, Dale has a fear of hospitals. Hank tries to help him overcome that fear in exchange for being Dale for a day.
Guest Stars: Larry Miller (1) as Dr. Tabor, John Force as Himself, Dennis Burkley as Principal Moss, David Herman as Alien Urine Salesman
Director: Anthony Lioi
Writer: Jonathan Collier (1)
 
164 :08x15 - Après Hank, le Deluge (Mar/21/2004)
A flood has occurred in Arlen. The townspeople must get shelter in the high school. Hank is supposed to be in charge, but loses the position when he cannot make a decision; Bill takes over.


In the meantime, the others are trying to make the most of their time in the high school.
Guest Stars: Lauren Tom as Minh, Connie, Breckin Meyer as Joseph, Ashley Gardner as Nancy Hicks Gribble, David Herman as T. Beck Minzenmyer, Phil LaMarr as Emergency Worker
Director: Gary McCarver
Writer: Kit Boss
 
165 :08x16 - Daletech (Mar/28/2004)
Cotton gets a job as a police officer. Unfortunately for Dale, it is at his security company...
Guest Stars: Pat Fraley as Customer, Katherine Crabtree as Social Director
Director: Dominic Polcino
Writer: J. B. Cook
 
166 :08x17 - How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo (Apr/18/2004)
Hank decides to make a re-enactment of the Alamo after realizing that Bobby won't be learning about it in school.


In the meantime, Peggy is trying to teach safety rules to some children.
Special Guest Stars: Elizabeth Perkins as Mrs. Ashmore, | Guest Stars: Dennis Burkley as Principal Moss, William B. Travis, Ashley Gardner as Joy Kent, Teacher, David Herman as Davy Crockett, Bruce Tuttle, and Gerald Charping
Director: Brian Sheesley
Writer: Christy Stratton
 
167 :08x18 - Girl, You'll Be a Giant Soon (Apr/25/2004)
Hank wants to enter a Grill-Off, but will no do it because they don't allow propane. Luanne decides to help him stage a protest, but gets a little carried away...


In the meantime, Peggy wants to see the laundry room of a house where a murder took place. Unfortunately, she can only see it if she is willing to buy the house. She just wants to see the "murder room," but she doesn't want to lose all of her money in the process...
Guest Stars: Ashley Gardner as Loan Officer, Toby Huss as Lou, Ted, State Trooper, Phil Hendrie as Big Tex, Johnny Hardwick as Dylan, Pamela Adlon as Amalia, Donna, Dax Shepard as Zack, Elijah Wood as Jason, Mary Kay Place as Melly-Anne
Director: Cyndi Tang-Loveland
Writer: Danny McGrath
 
168 :08x19 - Stressed For Success (May/02/2004)
Hank feels that Bobby should be spending time doing extracurricular activities, so Bobby joins the Quiz Bowl; he answers all the questions that have to do with celebrities. When he wins games with them, the other members of the team pressurize him even more, making him more and more nervous until he blacks out.
Special Guest Stars: Ben Stein as Quizmaster, Kelly Clarkson as Herself/Dawn, John Ritter as Eugene Grandy, | Guest Stars: Lauren Tom as Minh, Connie, Breckin Meyer as Joseph, David Herman as Unknown, Tony Denman as Unknown, Amy Adams (1) as Unknown, Dennis Burkley as Principal Moss
Director: Tricia Garcia
Writer: Tony Gama-Lobo, Rebecca May
 
169 :08x20 - Hank's Back (May/09/2004)
Hank receives a backache while on the job. He tries to get some help, but no one can help him. He decides to try yoga; amazingly, it works. But there are other troubles coming up from insurance agents...


Meanwhile, Peggy is tying to save a store from going out of business.
Guest Stars: Marg Helgenberger as Mrs. Hanover, Danny Trejo as Enrique, David Herman as Dr. Cole, Toby Huss as Chet, Joe Jack, Phil Hendrie as Dr. Wallis, Johnny Hardwick as Male Student, Johnny Depp as Yogi Victor, Stephen Root as Dr. Pitt, Pamela Adlon as Cashier
Director: Robin Brigstocke
Writer: Aron Abrams, Gregory Thompson (1)
 
170 :08x21 - The Redneck on Rainey Street (May/16/2004)
Kahn and Minh are downhearted when Connie is rejected from a renowned summer school. They decide to stoop down a level and live like "rednecks."
Special Guest Stars: Elizabeth Perkins as Ruth Brown, Trace Adkins as Elvin Mackleston, Tom Petty as Lucky, | Guest Stars: David Herman as Mud Dobber, Lauren Tom as Minh, Connie
Director: Gary McCarver
Writer: Jim Dauterive
 
171 :08x22 - Talking Shop! (May/23/2004)
Bobby is trying to decide between shop class and peer counseling. He chooses counseling, but it won't be the better choice after awhile...
Special Guest Stars: Alyson Hannigan as Stacey, Laura Prepon as April, Lindsay Lohan as Jenny Medina, | Guest Stars: Stephanie Darby as Unknown, Lauren Tom as Connie, Breckin Meyer as Joseph, Ashley Johnson as Unknown, David Herman as Unknown, Amy Adams (1) as Unknown
Director: Anthony Lioi
Writer: Garland Testa
 

Season 9
172 :09x01 - A Rover Runs Through It (Nov/07/2004)
Peggy goes to Montana to make amends with her mother. Later, she finds out that her mother is in bigger trouble than expected; celebrities from Hollywood are moving in and raising taxes.
Special Guest Stars: Henry Winkler as Himself, Joanna Gleason as Maddy Platter, | Guest Hosts: David Herman as Rusty
Director: Tricia Garcia
Writer: Dan Sterling
 
173 :09x02 - Ms. Wakefield (Dec/19/2004)
When an elderly stranger, Ms. Wakefield, visits the Hill household during Christmas, Hank is thrilled to show her his house; it was also her childhood home. However, when Ms. Wakefield announces that she wants to die in their house, Hank and Peggy want nothing more than for her to leave. Ms. Wakefield proves to be more difficult to put off.
Guest Stars: Marion Ross as Ms. Wakefield
Director: Allan Jacobsen
Writer: J. B. Cook
 
174 :09x03 - Death Buys a Timeshare (Jan/16/2005)
Cotton's friend Topsy takes the dirt nap and leaves Cotton $10,000. Cotton is saddened by this news, but he decides to buy a timeshare -- in Mexico; Cotton is tricked by a timeshare owner.


In the meantime, the family goes searching for a pool.
Guest Stars: David Herman as Consulate Guy, Mitch, Sal Lopez as Employee, First Mate, Waiter #2, Danny Trejo as Lifeguard, Waiter, Johnny Hardwick as Man, Stephen Root as Jim
Directors: Boohwan Lim, Kyounghee Lim
Writer: Etan Cohen (1)
 
175 :09x04 - Yard, She Blows! (Jan/23/2005)
Peggy is jealous of all the attention is getting from his lawn. She decides to start a garden. Hank is okay with this, but he just won't allow the garden gnome she placed on it.
Guest Stars: Johnny Hardwick as Teenage Clerk, Pamela Adlon as Elaina, Beth Grant as Blanche, Stephen Root as Mr. Higgs, Cynthia Mann as Sally, Toby Huss as Mailman
Director: Allan Jacobsen
Writer: Sivert Glarum (1), Michael Jamin
 
176 :09x05 - Dale To the Chief (Jan/30/2005)
Dale learns the truth about the Kennedy assassination from the government. After this, Dale becomes a nationalist.


In the meantime, Hank sees the sex as female on his driver's license. He must go through many channels to fix this.
Guest Stars: Scott Klace as Gerald, Tax Assessor, Ashley Gardner as DPS Employee, Stephen Root as Mailman, Dr. Sampson, Johnny Hardwick as Conspiracy Nut, Mike Judge as Dooley
Director: Anthony Lioi
Writer: Garland Testa
 
177 :09x06 - The Petriot Act (Feb/13/2005)
Hank needs to take care of a soldier's pet. What he doesn't know is that this pet, a cat named Duke, is a very malicious creature. When he takes him to the vet to have him checked, Hank is given a very large bill...
Special Guest Stars: Jason Bateman as Dr. Leslie, | Guest Stars: Timm Sharp as Man with Snake, Mo Collins as Receptionist/Woman with Dog
Director: Robin Brigstocke
Writer: Christy Stratton
 
178 :09x07 - Enrique-cilable Differences (Feb/20/2005)
Hank's co-worker Enrique has been having some problems with his wife; she has left him. Hank does not want to interfere with this, but he decides to help them get back together.
Guest Stars: Danny Trejo as Enrique, Ruth Livier as Yolanda
Director: Dominic Polcino
Writer: Greg Cohen
 
179 :09x08 - Mutual of OmAbwah (Mar/06/2005)
Hank fails to pay his insurance money. He must take drastic measure to keep his house from harm. This is not going to be easy with all the surrounding problems making the house very susceptible.
Guest Stars: Ajay Naidu as Malik & Delivery Guy, Maurissa Tancharoen as Yuppie Woman # 1
Director: Dominic Polcino
Writer: Rebecca May, Tony Gama-Lobo
 
180 :09x09 - Care-Takin' Care of Business (Mar/13/2005)
The high school football team cannot play because of the condition of the field. Smitty, the groundskeeper, may lose his job because of this. Hank decides to help him by doing his job secretly.


In the meantime, Luanne has been dating a man named Lucky. Peggy is not so happy about this; he's a redneck.
Guest Stars: Jonathan Joss as Driver #2, Mac Davis as Head Coach, Sports Jock, Trace Adkins as Elvin Mackleston, Johnny Hardwick as Announcer, Security Guard, Dennis Burkley as Principal Moss, Tom Petty as Lucky, Stephen Root as Burly Redneck Driver, Head Ref, David Herman as Booster, Christopher Lloyd (1) as Smitty
Director: Cyndi Tang-Loveland
Writer: Danny McGrath
 
181 :09x10 - Arlen City Bomber (Mar/27/2005)
In order to pay off her credit card debt, Luanne takes a second job at the roller derby. Later, Peggy joins her; there is more trouble when they must borrow even more money to start their own team...
Guest Stars: Stephnie Weir as Nureen, Mo Collins as Carly, Felicia, Dave Thomas as Gretta, Lane Pratley, Tom Petty as Lucky, Glenn Morshower as Shelwyn, Neil Flynn as Turpin
Director: Kyounghee Lim
Writer: Jonathan Collier (1)
 
182 :09x11 - Redcorn Gambles With His Future (Apr/10/2005)
John Redcorn needs another gig for his band, Big Mountain Fudgecake. He asks Hank if he can play at the Family Fun Day at Strickland Propane. Hank is in charge of the party; he will not let a thing go wrong.
Guest Stars: David Herman as Bloomers, Mankiller, Waiter, Toby Huss as Angry Dad, Dealer, Clerk, Joe Jack, Brittany Murphy as Waitress, Tom Petty as Lucky, Trace Adkins as Elvin Mackleston, Stephen Root as Cop, Mike Judge as Octavio, Pamela Adlon as Angry Mom
Director: Matt Engstrom
Writer: Etan Cohen (1)
 
183 :09x12 - Smoking and the Bandit (Apr/17/2005)
Smoking has been banned from Arlen. Dale is outraged by this; he decides to go against this law by going under a disguise as "The Smoking Bandit". Everyone is wondering who this person is -- including Peggy, who wants to put an article on him in the newspaper.
Guest Stars: David Herman as Bartender, Math Teacher & Old Bartender, Henry Gibson as Bob Jenkins, Tone Loc as Bouncer
Director: Cyndi Tang-Loveland
Writer: Danny McGrath
 
184 :09x13 - Gone With the Windstorm (May/01/2005)
Nancy loses her job at the news station when someone else is hired. She decides to get an exciting news story by capturing shots of the wildfire. Is this a smart move?


In the meantime, Bobby is being bullied by a boy who enjoys jumping out at him. When Hank tries to speak with the boy's father, he finds that he is also a victim of his son.
Guest Stars: Brendan Fraser as Irv Bennett, Jimmy Bearden, David Herman as Miguel Hernandez, Phil Hendrie as Tom Chick, TV Announcer & Fireman Gennaro
Director: Yvette Kaplan
Writer: Wyatt Cenac
 
185 :09x14 - Bobby On Track (May/08/2005)
Bobby surprisingly gets on to the track team. Hank is proud, but then he finds out that Bobby is a decoy that the coach is using to motivate other runners. This is where Hank starts pushing Bobby to his limits.
Special Guest Stars: Phil Hendrie as Coach Palmer, | Guest Stars: Timm Sharp as Sprinter & Big Jock
Director: Tricia Garcia
Writer: Gregory Thompson (1), Aron Abrams
 
186 :09x15 - It Ain't Over Till The Fat Neighbor Sings (May/15/2005)
Bill realizes that he is good for nothing. He decides to join a chorus group in order to make something of his life. When the other guys notice he is missing, they go looking for him.


In the meantime, Peggy and Bobby are undergoing a tournament for ping-pong.
Special Guest Stars: Phil Hendrie as Captain, General & Jim, | Guest Stars: Dan Finnerty as Larry, David Herman as Joe, Kris, Otto, Phil LaMarr as Hart, Early & Pa, Ashley Gardner as Reverend Stroup
Director: Julius Wu
Writer: Etan Cohen (1)
 

Season 10
187 :10x01 - Hank's On Board (Sep/18/2005)
When Hank discovers that Dale and Boomhauer take yearly vacations together, he invites his family and Bill along for a weekend at the beach. During the trip, Hank realizes that his friends avoid him because he’s uptight. Peggy advises Hank to throw caution to the wind and have some fun with his buddies. The results leave Hank and the guys overboard.


In the meantime, Bobby uses their grocery money to buy a metal detector. He and Peggy search the beach from some treasure, but are blocked by the locals who do this activity on a regular basis.
Director: Allan Jacobsen
Writer: Sivert Glarum (1), Michael Jamin
 
188 :10x02 - Bystand Me (Sep/25/2005)
Peggy's new job at the newspaper is to write about household hints. The problem is, she doesn't know any. She decides to find someone that does.
Guest Stars: Henry Gibson as Jenkins, Phil Hendrie as Roddy Rae Biffel
Director: Dominic Polcino
Writer: Kit Boss
 
189 :10x03 - Bill's House (Nov/06/2005)
Bill becomes lonely after caring for the Hill family while they had the flu, so he decides to make his home open to more people.
Guest Stars: Scott Klace as Mikey, Proud Father, Randy, Dave Allen (1) as Appleseed, David Herman as Draper, Gary, Resident, Toby Huss as Driver, Joe Jack, Stephen Root as Dewey, Pamela Adlon as Dominga
Director: Robin Brigstocke
Writer: Rebecca May, Tony Gama-Lobo
 
190 :10x04 - Harlottown (Nov/20/2005)
When Hank and Peggy try to clean up an Arlen historical landmark, they find out that Arlen was founded by harlots and was a place of ill-repute. New city manager Vance Gilbert decides to use the city’s rediscovered history and turn the town into a tourist trap for the adult porn industry. Frustrated by the changes, Hank decides to move the family – that is, until he is aided by adult actress Candee.
Guest Stars: Gary Cole as Vance Gilbert, Shannon Elizabeth as Candee
Director: Tricia Garcia
Writer: Aron Abrams, Gregory Thompson (1)
 
191 :10x05 - A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Clown (Dec/04/2005)
When Hank can’t handle Bobby’s jokes anymore, he enrolls him in a clown class at the local community college. Clown class turns out to be more than Bobby bargains for when his teacher winds up teaching old-fashioned miming and clown performance. Meanwhile, Hank and the neighbors pick up a kickball game.
Guest Stars: Paul F. Tompkins as Twilley & Young Twilley, Dennis Burkley as Principal Moss, Breckin Meyer as Joseph, Ashley Johnson as Emily
Director: Kyounghee Lim
Writer: Christy Stratton
 
192 :10x06 - Orange You Sad I Did Say Banana (Dec/11/2005)
When Kahn becomes scared about losing his heritage, he joins Ted Wassanasong's army and gives up his creature comforts. Meanwhile, Kahn convinces Hank and the guys to build him a swimming pool.
Guest Stars: James Sie as Nguc
Director: Adam Kuhlman
Writer: Dan Sterling
 
193 :10x07 - You Gotta Believe (In Moderation) (Jan/29/2006)
When Hank and his softball team, the Zephyrs, engage in a game for charity against the Globetrotters of the softball world, Hank takes it a bit too seriously and winds up in a real game. The Zephyrs lose and the rival softball team heads off with the charity check, and it's up to Hank to get it back.
Guest Stars: John Schneider as The Ace, Justin Long as Jesse / Kid / Shortstop, Danny Trejo as Enrique, Scott Klace as Clerk / Man in Cap / Umpire
Director: Yvette Kaplan
Writer: Kit Boss
 
194 :10x08 - Business Is Picking Up (Mar/19/2006)
Bobby, under the influence of another person, decides what career he wants.
Guest Stars: Johnny Knoxville as Peter Sterling
Director: Matt Engstrom
Writer: Dan Sterling
 
195 :10x09 - The Year of Washing Dangerously (Mar/26/2006)
When Kahn buys the local carwash and runs the business into the ground, Buck Strickland becomes his business partner and gets Hank to join the carwash team. Hank turns the business around and teaches Kahn a thing or two about hard work. Meanwhile, Peggy becomes convinced that Nancy is screening her calls.
Guest Stars: Randall Reeder as Bob Choate, James Sie as Dr. Money / Guy
Writer: J. B. Cook
 
196 :10x10 - Hank Fixes Everything (Apr/02/2006)
When Strickland embarks on a propane price war, he hires the Teutul guys to help sales at the Propane Expo. Unfortunately, the Teutuls cause a riot at the Expo. It's up to Hank to save Strickland Propane.
Guest Stars: Paul Teutul, Jr. (2) as Himself, Paul Teutul, Sr. (1) as Himself, Danny Trejo as Enrique
Writer: Kit Boss
Songs: War -- Why Can't We Be Friends?
 
197 :10x11 - Church Hopping (Apr/09/2006)
When Reverend Stroup gives the Smith family the Hills' pew at the Arlen First Methodist church, Hank and the family begin church shopping. The Arlen Megachurch tries to woo the Hills with a coffee bar, offering Peggy a job and Hank a church football field. Meanwhile, Lucky takes the opportunity to introduce Hank to his unique kind of spirituality.
Guest Stars: Big Boi as Reverend Nealey, Danny Trejo as Enrique, Phil LaMarr as Chip, Various, Tom Petty as Lucky
Director: Robin Brigstocke
Writer: Jim Dauterive
Songs: Player -- Baby Come Back
 
198 :10x12 - 24 Hour Propane People (Apr/23/2006)
When Strickland gets banned from his favorite strip club, he refocuses on making Strickland Propane a "fun" place to work. Strickland makes his employees dress in costumes, have sleepovers in the office and use catch phrases. It's up to Hank to get Strickland back to his true love. Meanwhile, Peggy discovers the power of the press pass.
Special Guest Stars: Henry Gibson as Bob Jenkins, | Guest Stars: Justin Long as Cashier / Troy, Danny Trejo as Enrique
Director: Robin Brigstocke
Writer: Aron Abrams, Gregory Thompson (1)
 
199 :10x13 - The Texas Panhandler (Apr/30/2006)
When Bobby gets a job to earn money for trendy jeans, he meets a young, urban freeloader, Derek, and realizes there might be an easier way. Bobby and Joseph toss the job and join Derek and his friends panhandling outside hip stores.
Special Guest Stars: Dax Shepard as Derek, | Guest Stars: Andrea Bowen as Sandy, Norwood Cheek as Drew / Middle School Kid, Breckin Meyer as Joseph / Kid #2, Jillian Bowen as Amy, Justin Long as Adam / Kid #1
Directors: Ken Wong, Ronald Rubio
Writer: Tony Gama-Lobo, Rebecca May
 
200 :10x14 - Hank's Bully (May/07/2006)
When the Hills get some liberal-minded neighbors, Hank finds himself terrorized by their uncontrollable son Caleb. Lila and Jim have raised their son without boundaries and now Caleb is a force in the neighborhood. It's up to Hank and Bobby to put the neighborhood bully in his place.
Special Guest Stars: Ricki Lake as Lila, | Guest Stars: Paul Butcher as Caleb, Scott Klace as Jim
Director: Kyounghee Lim
Writer: J. B. Cook
 
201 :10x15 - Edu-macating Lucky (May/14/2006)
When Lucky asks Peggy to tutor him for the General Equivalency Diploma, Peggy accepts, hoping to prod Lucky to take a job far away from Luanne. During the course of their lessons, Lucky declares that his intention is to get his G.E.D. and propose to Luanne. Peggy takes matters into her own hands and intentionally teaches him incorrect material, causing Lucky to fail and forgo his proposal - that is, until Luanne announces that she has a "bun in the oven."
Special Guest Stars: Tom Petty as Lucky
Director: Adam Kuhlman
Writer: Michael Jamin, Sivert Glarum (1)
 

Season 11
202 :11x01 - The Peggy Horror Picture Show (Jan/28/2007)
Peggy begins to feel unfeminine about herself. She meets someone named Carolyn who she thinks can help her, but is she to be trusted with Peggy's femininity?
Guest Stars: Michael Jamin as Carolyn
Writer: Christy Stratton
Songs: Whitney Houston -- I'm Every Woman
 
203 :11x02 - Serpunt (Feb/11/2007)
Bobby's pet snake goes into the toilet. Hank contacts Animal Control to get it out, but Animal Control makes things go out of hand and makes the problem even worse, bringing panic throughout the city. The problem can be fixed by one person... Dale?
Special Guest Stars: John Goodman (1) as Tommy, Tom Petty as Lucky, | Guest Stars: Randall Reeder as Rollo, Jason Konopisos as Commissioner
Director: Robin Brigstocke
Writer: Greg Cohen
 
204 :11x03 - Blood and Sauce (Feb/18/2007)
Bill wants to know who else is left in his family to carry on the Dauterive name. He finds that only one of his cousins and he are left in his family. Bill decides to make use of his name by selling his special barbecue sauce. But things get ugly when Gilbert and Bill get into an argument over this.
Guest Stars: David Herman as Gilbert Dauterive, Ashley Gardner as Nancy Hicks Gribble
Director: Tricia Garcia
Writer: Danny McGrath
 
205 :11x04 - Luanne Gets Lucky (Mar/25/2007)
When Lucky ditches Luanne to go stumping with Hank and the gang, Luanne accepts an invitation to attend Arlen High School's Senior Prom. Jealous of Luanne's prom experience, Lucky sends Mud Dobber and Elvin to bully Luanne's 15-year-old date. However, despite the guys' antics, Lucky realizes that he'd rather be with Luanne than hunting for wood.

Source: FOX
Special Guest Stars: Brian Doyle-Murray as Jack, Tom Petty as Lucky, Mud Dobber, Trace Adkins as Elvin, | Guest Stars: Jack DeSena as Kevin, Andrea Bowen as Teenage Girl, Randall Reeder as Security Guard
Director: Ken Wong
Writer: Jonathan Collier (1)
Songs: Chicago -- 25 or 6 to 4
 
206 :11x05 - Hank Gets Dusted (Apr/01/2007)
When Cotton decides to give Hanks beloved Cadillac to Cousin Dusty, none other than Dusty Hill from ZZ Top, Hank is devastated. But things go from bad to worse when Dusty arrives at Hanks house with a camera crew from his new reality show. With Hank already pushed to his limits, his patience is put to the ultimate test as Dusty and his band play practical jokes for the camera.

Source: FOX
Special Guest Stars: Billy F. Gibbons (1) as Himself, Frank Beard as Himself, Dusty Hill as Himself, Will Arnett as Portis
Director: Michael Loya
Writer: Kit Boss
 
207 :11x06 - Glen Peggy Glen Ross (Apr/22/2007)
Peggy gets a job as a real estate agent after she is fired from her previous job.
Special Guest Stars: Henry Gibson as Jenkins, Travis, Chris Elliott as Chris Sizemore, Phil Hendrie as Jeff, Roddy Rae, Roger, | Guest Stars: Scott Klace as Duckworth, Walker Lee, Lauren Tom as Janet, Minh, Connie, Ashley Gardner as Candi
Director: Tony Kluck
Writer: Jim Dauterive
 
208 :11x07 - The Passion of the Dauterive (Apr/29/2007)
When Bill survives the roof caving in over his bed, he takes it as a sign from God and immerses himself in church activities. Hank soon discovers that Bill's religious zeal may be due to a secret affair with Reverend Stroup. But when Reverend Stroup quits the church and moves in with Bill, an overwhelmed Bill tries to break up with her.

Source: FOX
Guest Stars: Scott Klace as Male Deacon #1, Ashley Gardner as Reverend Stroup
Director: Anthony Chun
Writer: Tony Gama-Lobo, Rebecca May
 
209 :11x08 - Grand Theft Arlen (Apr/29/2007)
Hank is distraught to learn that Bobby may not pass the Presidential Fitness Test, so he decides to work with him in order to ensure that he gets into shape. However, when Hank inadvertently helps a group of college students develop a video game that features him as the main character, he becomes addicted to the game and starts to lose track of what’s really important.
Guest Stars: Randall Reeder as Customer, Breckin Meyer as Joseph, Toby Huss as Coach Kleehammer, Dennis Burkley as Principal Moss, Phil LaMarr as Roger "Booda" Sack
Director: Ronald Rubio
Writer: Sanjay Shah
 
210 :11x09 - Peggy's Gone to Pots (May/06/2007)
When Peggy puts her eye on selling real estate in the exclusive Arlen Heights, she befriends Heights residents Cindy and Ted in an effort to utilize their social circle for work. Cindy embraces the new friendship and scams Peggy into becoming the new "Cozy Kitchen" representative. With boxes of products to sell, Peggy quickly learns that Arlen Heights isn't as perfect and prestigious as it seems. Meanwhile, Dale, who has been using the identity of Rusty Shackelford, is surprised by a visit from the real Rusty

Source: FOX
Special Guest Stars: Phil Hendrie as Roger, Peri Gilpin as Judy, Chris Elliott as Chris Sizemore, | Guest Stars: Ashley Gardner as Nancy Hicks Gribble, Lauren Tom as Minh Souphanousinphone
Director: Robin Brigstocke
Writer: Brad Walsh (1), Paul Corrigan
 
211 :11x10 - Hair Today, Gone Today (May/13/2007)
Waiting for aliens on the vernal equinox, Dale believes he has traveled back in time with a time traveler and thinks the world will end if he runs into his former self. Unaware that the “time traveler” is actually Kahn’s nephew, Dale proceeds to act like he needs to avoid his former self to prevent the end of the world. As his antics become increasingly erratic to avoid his former self, Nancy struggles with John Redcorn’s advances. Nancy’s hair begins to fall out and she consults her doctor who puts her on several pills including Xanex thinking that stress is causing her hair loss. When the pills don’t work, Nancy visits her mother to see if heredity is to blame. Nancy learns that she is a lot like her mother and her hair is falling out due to the stress of ending her affair with John Redcorn. All she has to do to get her hair back is reunite with Redcorn.

Source: FOX
Special Guest Stars: Rue McClanahan as Bunny, Phil Hendrie as Dr. Schiff, Tom Chick, | Guest Stars: Wyatt Cenac as Cameraman, Dr. Stephens, James Sie as Phonsawan
Director: Kyounghee Lim
Writer: Christy Stratton
 
212 :11x11 - Bill, Bulk, and the Body Buddies (May/20/2007)
Bill has recently learned that he will have to pass an army drill in order to continue his work as a military barber. In hopes of getting into shape, he forsakes Hank’s advice and joins up with a group of weight-lifting experts, though the lifestyle choice soon proves to have its fair share of consequences.
Special Guest Stars: Diedrich Bader as Bodybuilder #2, Randy Savage as Bodybuilder #1, | Guest Stars: Dennis Burkley as Principal Moss, Lauren Tom as Minh, James Sie as Unknown, Randall Reeder as Unknown, Scott Klace as Unknown
Director: Tricia Garcia
Writer: Blake McCormick
 
213 :11x12 - Lucky's Wedding Suit (May/20/2007)
As the Hills plan for Luanne and Lucky’s lavish wedding, Hank tries to knock some sense into everyone. Hank convinces Dale to hire Lucky and help with all the bed-bug spraying that the town needs. While horsing around at Dale’s house, Lucky falls and gets hurt and sues Dale for negligence. When the lawyer discovers the penniless black hole that is Dale, he manages to connect Hank and Strickland to the law suit.

Source: FOX
Special Guest Stars: Tom Petty as Lucky, | Guest Stars: Lauren Tom as Minh
Director: Julius Wu
Writer: Jim Dauterive
 

Season 12
214 :12x01 - Suite Smells of Excess (Sep/23/2007)
Hank, Bill, Boomhauer and Dale take Bobby to a Texas vs. Nebraska college football game to measure Bobby's new love for the sport. When Bobby ventures from the nosebleed section to a VIP suite belonging to retired Nebraska quarterback Jake Middleton, Hank goes to bring Bobby back but gets mesmerized by the complimentary food and drinks. Hank and the boys stir up some trouble when Nebraska's assistant phones the box for a play from Middleton and Hank pretends to be Jake and calls a play that will be make it or break it for Texas.

Source: Fox
Special Guest Stars: Phil Hendrie as Unknown
Director: Michael Loya
Writer: Dave Schiff
 
215 :12x02 - Bobby Rae (Sep/30/2007)
When Bobby protests against soda machines in the school, his determination attracts the attention of his socially conscious classmate Olivia. He continues his fight in hopes of getting a date with her. The "protest" leads to the machines being removed from campu,s which sends the teachers into a panic because they are using the funds to pay for their "retreat". The teachers devise a new plan to raise money by placing electronic news tickers with advertising for energy bars around the school, which further outrages Olivia, who encourages Bobby to have them removed. In response, Bobby arranges a school walkout but struggles to maintain the crowd, and he looks to Hank for help.

Source: Fox
Guest Stars: Rini Bell as Olivia, Dennis Burkley as Principal Moss, Mo Collins as Ms. Clark, David Herman as Mr. Webber, Paul Butcher as Kenny, Breckin Meyer as Mr. Haggerty, Lauren Tom as Connie
Director: Ken Wong
Writer: Tim Croston, Chip Hall (1)
 
216 :12x03 - The Powder Puff Boys (Oct/07/2007)
Bobby and Joseph become Powder Puff Boys for the school's annual gender-reversal game, in which the girls play football and the guys dress as cheerleaders to support them. But the game becomes a hot-button issue for the PTA.
Special Guest Stars: Lisa Edelstein as Alexis, | Guest Stars: Breckin Meyer as Joseph, Mitchel Musso as Unknown, Mikey Kelley (1) as Unknown, Josh Keaton (1) as Unknown, Dennis Burkley as Principal Moss, Patrick Bristow as Unknown, Lauren Tom as Connie
Director: Ronald Rubio
Writer: Christy Stratton
 
217 :12x04 - Four Wave Intersection (Oct/14/2007)
Arlen has a heat wave, and Hank gets season passes at the local water park for Bobby, Joseph and Connie. But trouble ensues when the kids are bullied by surfers at the wave pool.
Director: Anthony Chun
Writer: Murray Miller, Judah Miller
 
218 :12x05 - Death Picks Cotton (Nov/11/2007)
Hank, Luanne, Bobby and Lucky attend a dinner at a performance restaurant with Cotton, who goes crazy. A fight with the chef and a horrible accident, leaves Cotton clinging to life in a hospital.
Special Guest Stars: Tom Petty as Lucky
Director: Tony Kluck
Writer: Judah Miller, Murray Miller
 
219 :12x06 - Raise the Steaks (Nov/18/2007)
Hank joins a hippie co-op which sells quality organic foods having been disgusted with the quality of the local supermarket steaks.
Guest Stars: Dave Allen (1) as Appleseed, Marissa Jaret Winokur as Sunshine, Danny Trejo as Enrique, Lauren Tom as Minh, Scott Klace as Unknown, David Herman as Unknown
Director: Robin Brigstocke
Writer: Paul Corrigan, Brad Walsh (1)
 
220 :12x07 - Tears of an Inflatable Clown (Nov/25/2007)
Bobby is put in charge of the school carnival after making the suggestion to the student council that they run one this year. But all his plans may be squashed when a stern "diversity expert" comes to school.
 
221 :12x08 - The Minh Who Knew Too Much (Dec/09/2007)
Mihn learns skeet shooting after joining the Arlen Gun Club and hopes her skill will make herself and Kahn members of the exclusive country club. Meanwhile, The Hills try to figure who has been throwing their trash in Hank's cans.
 
222 :12x09 - Dream Weaver (Dec/16/2007)
Dale and Hank go on a vocational vacation to learn basket weaving after Nancy urges Dale to get a job that would create more family income.
 
223 :12x10 - Doggone Crazy (Jan/06/2008)
Ladybird, the Hill's family dog, is put on a list of vicious dogs after going on a rampage, breaking things around the home and even biting Hank's hand. Their veterinarian makes a suggestion that Hank should take Ladybird to see a spiritualist.
 
224 :12x11 - Trans-Fascism (Feb/10/2008)
Buck Strickland starts a lunch truck which sells foods recently banned by the Arlen city council, including trans fats, raw oysters and rare burgers.
Special Guest Stars: Phil Hendrie as Little John, Tom Petty as Lucky, Fred Willard as Officer Brown
Director: Kyounghee Lim
Writer: Brad Walsh (1), Paul Corrigan
 
225 :12x12 - Untitled Blake McCormick Project (Feb/17/2008)
A blind date with Charlene, an attractive single mother has Bill in love. But Dale feels weary of Kate, Charlene's meddling daughter.
 
226 :12x13 - The Accidental Terrorist (Mar/02/2008)
Hank pays the sticker price when Peggy asks for a new convertible, as he has always done with all his cars. But when Peggy informs him that he has been overpaying all these decades, Hank makes a plan to exact his revenge.
Special Guest Stars: Fred Willard as Officer Brown, Ted Danson as Tom Hammond, | Guest Stars: Ashley Gardner as Nancy Hicks Gribble, David Herman as Unknown, James Sie as Unknown, Lauren Tom as Minh Souphanousinphone
Director: Robin Brigstocke
Writer: Tim Croston, Chip Hall (1)
 
227 :12x14 - Lady and Gentrification (Mar/09/2008)
Peggy's hipster real estate clients begin taking over the Mexican area where Enrique resides after Hank consents to speak at the quinceañeara of Enrique's daughter.
Director: Anthony Chun
Writer: Judah Miller, Murray Miller
 
228 :12x15 - Behind Closed Doors (Mar/16/2008)
An emergency meeting is held when a child is reported as missing in Arlen. During the meeting, a closed doors session between a relationship expert and Peggy has her embarrassed by questioning her parenting skills, causing her to keep a closer watch on Bobby and Hank.
Director: Tony Kluck
Writer: Christy Stratton
 
229 :12x16 - Pour Some Sugar on Kahn (Mar/30/2008)
Kahn escapes to a karaoke bar when Mihn's father, the General, comes for a visit and gives him a hard time. While there, Kahn discovers a unknown talent. Meanwhile, Peggy and Bobby seek bragging rights in an escalating wager war.
Director: Tricia Garcia
Writer: Sanjay Shah
 
230 :12x17 - Six Characters in Search of a House (Apr/06/2008)
Realtor Peggy hopes to sell a beautiful home, but the family living there is less than attractive. She plans on bringing in a "Hollywood family" as a replacement so she can make the house marketable, but is made a shocking offer instead.
Special Guest Stars: Chris Elliott as Chris Sizemore, David Koechner as Frank
Director: Ronald Rubio
Writer: Erin Ehrlich
 
231 :12x18 - The Courtship of Joseph's Father (Apr/13/2008)
Joseph is recruited by a prestigious private school after becoming the star quarterback of the Tom Landry Middle school football team. Although Joseph doesn't want to attend the school, Dale is tempted by the money he is offered to switch teams.
Director: Michael Loya
Writer: Tony Gama-Lobo, Rebecca May
 
232 :12x19 - Strangeness on a Train (Apr/27/2008)
In hopes of jazzing up her usually dull birthday celebrations, Peggy schedules a murder mystery party aboard a train for this year. But when the event is ruined by bad food and a lackluster performance of the play, Hank and Peggy create some drama of their own.
Special Guest Stars: Henry Gibson as Bob Jenkins, Tom Petty as Lucky, | Guest Stars: Lauren Tom as Minh, Connie, Breckin Meyer as Joseph, Jonathan Joss as John Redcorn, David Herman as Unknown, Ashley Gardner as Nancy Hicks Gribble, Patrick Bristow as Unknown
Director: Kyounghee Lim
Writer: Jim Dauterive
 
233 :12x20 - Cops and Roberts (May/04/2008)
Bobby is assigned to work with the school's police officer after being accused of throwing a can of soda at the officer. Meanwhile, Hank is chased by a man with a baseball bat after trying to return the the wallet of the man in which he believed had stolen his own wallet.
Special Guest Stars: Fred Willard as Officer Brown
Director: Ken Wong
Writer: Dave Schiff
 
234 :12x21 - It Came from the Garage (May/11/2008)
Dale, Bill and Boomhauer feel rejected after Hank asks for Bobby's assistance in a boat building competition in hopes of some father and son bonding time. But Bobby is left alone to build the craft when Hank becomes spooked by the bats which roam around the garage.
Director: Robin Brigstocke
Writer: Blake McCormick
 
235 :12x22 - Life: A Loser's Manual (May/18/2008)
Luanne's father/Peggy's brother Hoyt, has been released from prison and with nowhere to go, heads to Arlen to receive guidance and money from his daughter and sister. When Peggy denies him, he resorts to robbing a restaurant. Meanwhile, Luanne's husband Lucky, asks Hank's advice in how to be a better father.
Special Guest Stars: Tom Petty as Lucky, Phil Hendrie as Unknown, Johnny Knoxville as Hoyt
Director: Anthony Chun
Writer: Danny McGrath
 

Season 13
236 :13x01 - Dia-bill-ic Shock (Sep/28/2008)
The 13th season premiere finds Bill discovering he has diabetes due to his love of sweets, and must make lifestyle changes.
 
237 :13x02 - Earthy Girls are Easy (Oct/05/2008)
A run of "eco-fever" erupts in Arlen when Hank makes the suggestion that the company goes green after experiencing a scandal at Strickland Propane. Bobby and Joseph receive extra credit in school by planting trees, while Dale gets an idea for a fraudulent carbon offset business.
 
238 :13x03 - Square-Footed Monster (Oct/19/2008)
Kahn's idol, Ted Wassonasong, buys a house within the neighborhood, but has no intention of residing there. He does have plans for the home, but the neighborhood may not like it.
 
239 :13x04 - Lost in Myspace (Nov/02/2008)
When Mr. Strickland decides to put Strickland Propane on My Space, hank has a feeling this is a bad idea. His fears are founded when Donna posts personal videos and information on the site.
 
240 :13x05 - No Bobby Left Behind (Nov/09/2008)
The faculty at Tom Landry Middle School are confused what to do with the "No student left behind" policy after all the students are doing poorly. So Principal Moss make a plan to get by the law, which will affect Bobby.
 
241 :13x06 - A Bill Full of Dollars (Nov/16/2008)
Peggy has finally figured a way they can afford a new flat-screen TV, by investing in companies in which "average American consumer" Bill purchases.
 
242 :13x07 - Straight as an Arrow (Nov/30/2008)
Hank gets into an argument with his new neighbor about how the Order of the Straight Arrow, a local chapter of a boys club, should be run.
 
243 :13x08 - Lucky See, Monkey Do (Feb/08/2009)
Lucky's sister Myrna and her children attend a baby shower in which Peggy is throwing for Luanne. It doesn't take long before Myrna and Peggy clash over how the children will be raised by Luanne, with Peggy wanting the good, old fashioned skills where as Myrna likes the more modern way and by the book.
 
244 :13x09 - What Happens at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis Stays at the National Propane Convention in Memphis (Feb/15/2009)
The Propane Hall of Fame is inducting Buck Strickland this year and he has asked Hank to come with him to make sure he stays out of trouble. This becomes a hard task after Buck meets his illegitimate son while at the event in Memphis.
 
245 :13x10 - Master of Puppets (Mar/01/2009)
When Peggy and Hank's date night runs late, they forget to pick up Bobby at the mall. An angry Bobby uses his parents' guilt over the incident to pit them against one another in a fight for his affection. When Peggy and Hank stop giving him everything he wants and offer him more time with them instead, Bobby fesses up to what his devious strategy has been.

Source: FOX
 
246 :13x11 - Bwah My Nose (Mar/08/2009)
Hank and his buddies sulk as the anniversary of their big high school football championship loss approaches. With the winning team mocking them, Hank and the gang ask for a rematch. During a practice session, Hank breaks his nose. He goes to a plastic surgeon to get it fixed, and is extremely pleased with his new nose - so much so that he is afraid to play football and run the risk of damaging it. When Hank realizes his teammates need him for the most important comeback game of their lives, he rethinks his decision.

Source: http://www.fox.com/schedule.htm
 
247 :13x12 - Uncool Customer (Mar/15/2009)
Peggy discovers just how uncool she has become when she stops into a store to buy a cassette tape, and starts a quest to find out what is considered "in" now. She becomes friends with Katt Savage, the coolest, most glamorous mom at Bobby's cotillion class. Peggy is introduced to trendy wine bars, as Katt introduces her to all her cool friends and shows her all the latest fashions. Peggy and Bobby will use all she has learned when Bobby is asked by Katt to come to her daughter's coming out party.
Guest Stars: Kate Walsh as Katt Savage
 
248 :13x13 - Nancy Does Dallas (Mar/22/2009)
Hank is assigned to keep watch over Dale, when his wife, Nancy, leaves Arlen for Dallas to become a TV news reporter. Dale feels a sense of freedom while Nancy is away. But when his behavior gets out of control, Peggy and Hank beg for Nancy's return.
 
249 :13x14 - Born Again on the Fourth of July (Apr/19/2009)
Bobby is offered an intervention at the church, after Hank becomes upset by his misbehavior. Meanwhile, Hank and his pals challenge a rival neighborhood to a Fourth of July fireworks showdown.
 
250 :13x15 - Serves Me Right For Giving General George S. Patton The Bathroom Key (Apr/26/2009)
Hank is surprised by a package he receives containing the belongings of his late father, including war medals, his uniform and his last wishes on a video tape.
 
251 :13x16 - Bad News Bill (May/03/2009)
Bobby signs up for little league and sees his baseball career go through its ups and downs, while Hank and his coach have some friction between them.
 
252 :13x17 - Manger Baby Einstein (May/10/2009)
LuAnne uses her manager baby puppets to become a children's entertainer and John Redcorn, an aspiring agent, wants to feature her on a children's DVD. Meanwhile, Dale writes a children's book about a gun and her missing bullet.
 
253 :13x18 - Uh-Oh Canada (May/17/2009)
Boomhauer and a Canadian family switch houses for the summer and becomes friends with his new neighbor, Suzette. Meanwhile, the Hill's and their new neighbors do not get along as well.
 
254 :13x19 - The Boy Can't Help It (Sep/13/2009)
Bobby seems to have become quite the ladies man as a number of girls in school are considering him for their homecoming dance date. But he learns that he's being played for a fool after being wined and dined by the girls. Later, Bobby is asked to join the local junior college’s meat examination team after discovering he has a knack for identifying different cuts of meat. His new found gift brings the Hill men closer than ever before.
Guest Stars: Johnny Depp as Yogi Victor
 
255 :13x20 - To Sirloin with Love (Sep/13/2009)
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256 :13x21 - The Honeymooners (Unaired)
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257 :13x22 - Bill Gathers Moss (Unaired)
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258 :13x23 - When Joseph Met Lori, and Made Out with Her in the Janitor's Closet (Unaired)
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259 :13x24 - Just Another Manic Kahn-Day (Unaired)
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