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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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| Title: | Mac and Dennis: Manhunters |
| Episode Number: | 33 |
| Season: | 4 |
| Season Episode #.: | 1 |
| Production Number: | IP04002 |
| Original Airdate: | Thursday September 18th, 2008 |
| Special Runtime: | 28 Minutes |
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Charlie and Dee have been stealing Frank's delicious meats, so Frank leaves out human meat to get back at them. Driven by their cannibalistic needs, Charlie and Dee go in search of human flesh. Mac and Dennis harass Frank for hunting defenseless animals and think it would be much more badass to hunt something that could fight back ... like a human.
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| This episode was screened at the 2008 Comic-Con in San Diego.
| Ratings: 1.7 million viewers
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| Charlie: Do you guys wanna try some of this?
Dennis: Someone who sweats as much as you should not work with food.
| Frank: I was hunted once. I just came back from 'Nam. I was hitching through Oregon, and some cop started harassing me. Next thing you know, I had a whole army of cops chasing me through the woods! I had to take 'em all out. It was a bloodbath.
Charlie: That's Rambo, dude.
Frank: What?
Charlie: You just described the plot of Rambo.
| Charlie: (describing how he cooked the meat they're eating) What I did, I slapped it on the radiator for a minute—
Dee: That's pretty gross.
Charlie: And that warmed it. No, but it's—it's—it's clean enough.
Dee: It's so good, though. I don't care.
| Frank: By the way, you know what you've just eaten, right?
Dee: Was it venison?
Frank: You wish it was venison!
Charlie: Was it a horse?
| Dee: All right, where'd you get the human meat from, Frank?
Frank: I got a guy.
Dee: You got a guy?
Charlie: Uh, you got a human meat guy?
Frank: I got a guy for everything, Charlie.
| Mac: Dennis, I did it. It took me all day, but I finally finished the list of ten people that would be perfect to hunt.
Dennis: Great, and I totally respect your opinion, but I've already made a decision.
Mac: That's the complete opposite of respecting my opinion.
Dennis: Hey, don't I know it?
| Cricket: (waiting for Dee to arrive) Yeah, for a second there, I thought you guys were gonna do something terrible to me.
Dennis: Yeah, we are. She's not coming.
Mac: No, we're gonna hunt you.
Cricket: What?
Mac: We ... are going ... to hunt you ... Cricket!
Cricket: Why?
Dennis: Uh, I'd spend a lot less time asking questions and more time running.
Mac: Yeah.
Cricket: What—what happens if—if I get caught?
Dennis: Ooh, don't get caught.
| Charlie: I can't get the taste outta my mouth! You can't get it out, right?
Dee: Absolutely not.
Charlie: And have you tried all sorts of other meats, like deli meats and sandwich meats?
Dee: Absolutely!
Charlie: And did you go crazy just licking everything in your apartment, like your shoe? I even licked a cat's fanny!
| Dee: (picking out meat at the Chinese deli) OK, well, we'll take, um, that big brown mound and the curly stuff and then this thing that looks like a blanket.
Charlie: Try some of that.
Dee: Definitely.
Charlie: Oh, oh, oh! What about, uh, monkey? Monkeys are, like, nature's humans.
Dee: I doubt they have monkey, Charlie.
Charlie: People eat monkey, Dee. They ate it in Temple of Doom. You ever see that?
Chinese Butcher: Hey. We got monkey.
Dee: Oh! Well, will you look at that? Great. Uh, one monkey also then, please.
| Dennis: I'm so excited! Feel my nips.
Mac: (rubbing Dennis' nipples) Holy smokes!
Dennis: They're, like, super-hard, right?
Mac: Whoo! You could cut glass with these bad boys.
| Charlie: That's how you become a cannibal, Dee. Look, you get one taste of delicious, delicious human meat, none of this stuff ever satisfies you ever again for the rest of your life.
Dee: OK, now I just think that you're overreacting.
Charlie: Oh, really?
Dee: Yeah, that's stupid.
Charlie: Is that stupid? Oh, I'm sorry, Dee! Well, then I guess Jaws 4 is stupid, OK? 'Cause that's the exact same plot!
| Dee: I think we need to try a piece of human flesh.
Charlie: Oh, God.
Dee: Just to make sure.
Charlie: That's the only way.
Dee: Right?
Charlie: OK, how are we gonna do this?
Dee: The morgue? Hear me out! It's a dead body—
Charlie: Sold! You don't even have to tell me, man.
| Mac: Hunting is awesome, Dennis!
Dennis: Yeah.
Mac: You get to wear sweet clothes and get wasted all day!
Dennis: Yeah, it's just like our normal lives, except at the end of it, we get to put our nuts in some dude's mouth.
| Mac: What's not to like? Cricket with a face full of pubes? Hilarious!
Dennis: Yeah, but where are we supposed to get that many pubes, man?
Mac: We shave!
Dennis: Well, that's gonna be a problem. I laser. It's like a turtle shell down there.
| Morgue Worker: I don't judge, you guys. It's cool. I like yogurt up my ass and a Popsicle stick in my mouth.
Charlie: Oh, my God, man! (to Dee) No, you know what? Let's just give this guy his fifty bucks.
Morgue Worker: Whatev, man. You're the one with the hot plate. Weirdo.
Charlie: OK, yeah, I'm the weirdo, says the guy with the yogurt up his ass.
| Charlie: Is it racist if we don't eat this guy?
Dee: Well, shit, Charlie. Now it is!
Charlie: I'm sorry, Dee! I just—the white guy over here looks better to me for some reason.
Dee: He looks so much better, doesn't he? What is that?
Charlie: I don't—you know what it is? I—I generally, I don't eat dark meat.
Dee: No, I prefer the light meat. I always have.
Charlie: Yeah, so it's not that guy.
Dee: No, it has nothing to do with that. It's—the problem is I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and we're racists—
Charlie: We're not, Dee. Cannibalism? Racism, Dee? That's—that's not for us. You know, those are the decisions that are best left to the suits at Washington, OK? We're just here to eat some dude.
| Mac: You put your balls in my mouth while I was sleeping?
Dennis: Yeah, man. Twice.
Mac: That's rape! That is borderline rape!
| Frank: You ate raccoon meat! I told you it was people because I wanted to freak you out because you're stealing my food!
Charlie: No...
Dee: No, no.
Charlie: No, no, then why am I always hungry, and I have stomach pains, and nothing satisfies my hunger?
Frank: You probably got a tapeworm! That coon meat is lousy with parasites.
| Charlie: (laughing crazily) Raccoon meat! Bullshit!
Dee: What?
Charlie: That was human meat, and I know it!
Frank: Look, I don't give a shit what you think.
Charlie: Oh, really?
Frank: Yeah.
Charlie: (grabs a knife) I'm gonna chop off a piece of that fat little calf muscle of yours, Frank, and I'm gonna eat it!
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| Frank: I was hunted once. I just came back from Nam. I was hitching through Oregon, and some cop started harassing me. Next thing you know, I had a whole army of cops chasing me through the woods! I had to take 'em all out. It was a bloodbath.
Charlie: That's Rambo, dude.
First Blood is the first film from the series starring Sylvester Stallone as Rambo, a Vietnam war veteran. While drifting through Oregon, he gets arrested and later abused by the police force, causing him to snap. He attacks the police officers and escapes. The outfit that Frank wears when he finds Cricket (a wifebeater with a bandanna around his head) is similar to that worn by Rambo. The phrase, "They drew first blood," is also said in the film by Rambo.
| Charlie: People eat monkey, Dee. They ate it in Temple of Doom.
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom is the second film from the series starring Harrison Ford as archaeologist and adventurer Indiana Jones. In one scene, Indy and his friends are treated to chilled monkey brains for dessert, served straight from the monkeys' heads.
| Charlie: That's how you become a cannibal, Dee. Look, you get one taste of delicious, delicious human meat, none of this stuff ever satisfies you ever again for the rest of your life.
Dee: OK, now I just think that you're overreacting.
Charlie: Oh, really?
Dee: Yeah, that's stupid.
Charlie: Is that stupid? Oh, I'm sorry, Dee! Well, then I guess Jaws 4 is stupid, OK? 'Cause that's the exact same plot!
Jaws: The Revenge is the fourth film in the series about a great white shark who kills humans. In this film, the shark specifically targets a certain family, attempting to kill off all of them. It is widely considered the worst film of the series and just a terrible movie in general.
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