House: Ah...
Cameron: What?
House: Husband described her as being unusally irritable recently.
Cameron: And?
House: I didn't realize it was possible for a woman to be "unusally" irritable.
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Dr. Wilson: I'm not gonna date a patient's daughter.
House: Very ethical. Of course, most married men would say they don't date at all.
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House: Fever. Clinical depression does not cause fever.
Dr. Foreman: She could be sick and depressed?
House: She's sick! Dammit, why didn't I think of that?
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House: You can't be that good and well-adjusted.
Dr. Cameron: Why?
House: Because you wind up crying over centrifuges.
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House: (To Cameron) It's a very sad thing, an uncalibrated centrifuge. It makes me cry too.
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House: As long as you're trying to be good, you can do whatever you want.
Dr. Wilson: And as long as you're not trying, you can say whatever you want.
House: So between us, we can do whatever we want. We can rule the world!
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Dr. Wilson: I love my wife.
House: You certainly love saying it.
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House: I don't ask why patients lie - I just assume they all do.
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House: You coughed the other day. I was concerned.
Dr. Cameron: You were curious. Like a eight-year old boy with a puzzle that's just a little too grown-up for him to figure out.
House: To-may-toe, to-mah-toe.
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Dr. Cameron: You want me to ask a man whose wife is about to die if he's cheating on her?
House: No, I want you to be polite and let her die.
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Dr. Foreman: Sleeping sickness from sex?
House: It's not without precedent.
Dr. Foreman: I'm pretty sure it is, unless you're talking about going to Africa and having sex with the tsetse fly.
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House: You told me you hadn't changed your diet or exercise. Were you lying?
Samantha: Lying?
House: Does your husband have high blood pressure?
Samantha: My husband?
House: Yeah, see, if you're going to repeat everything I say, this conversation's going to take twice as long.
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Cuddy: The tests were normal. Of course, that's just my opinion. You might want to call a couple of guys in from Maintenance for a consult.
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House: So what's her name and when do I get to meet her?
Dr. Wilson: There's nobody! Give it up!
House: Your lips say no, but your shoes say yes.
Dr. Wilson: They're French. You can't trust a word they say.
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Dr. Foreman: How come [House] doesn't ride you guys?
Dr. Chase: He's got a crush on you. He just doesn't know how to show it.
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Dr. Foreman: Why are you riding on me?
House: It's what I do. Has it gotten worse lately?
Dr. Foreman: Yeah. Seems to me.
House: Really? Well, that rules out the race thing. You were just as black last week.
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Dr. Foreman: We looked at everything else
Dr. Wilson: Did you look at her breasts?
(Cameron glares)
House: Men...
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Cuddy: (To House) You're ordering tests to cover your lechery Interesting.
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House: You want to look pretty. At work. (singing) Wilson's got a girlfriend . .
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Dr. Wilson: Well. That's what breasts look like.
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Samantha: [My breasts] were a present for my husband on his 40th. I figured he'd appreciate them more then a sweater.
House: How sweet.
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House: Clinical depression. Incredibly contagious. Every time I get around one of them, I get blue.
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