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| 35 :03x01 - Gene's Best Friend (Mar/11/2008) | | Gene is ready to be tested by a lie detector test about the truth of his sexual exploits while on the Adam Carolla radio show. Also, Gene's pet dog Snippy is missing, and Kiss guitarist and singer Paul Stanley becomes sick just before going on stage. | |
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| 36 :03x02 - Liar, Liar Tongue on Fire (Mar/11/2008) | | It's the morning after a Kiss concert and Gene feels sick. Also, the stress from the lie detector results and an upcoming business trip to New York isn't helping. The family believes that Gene should make a stop to see a doctor. Later, Shannon and Tracy want to test the accuracy of the lie detector test machine. | |
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| 37 :03x03 - The Brutal Truth (Mar/18/2008) | | Gene ignores his doctor's advice and checks himself from the hospital and attends a casting party for his new comic book. Then, Gene and Shannon make their long awaited appearance on the Adam Carolla Show where he will test the lie detector test about the true number of his past female conquests. | |
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| 38 :03x04 - Before the Flood (Mar/25/2008) | | Gene's car breaks down in the desert as he makes his way to Las Vegas, to play with the big band Royal Crown Revue. Meanwhile, Gene's office at home is flooded when a pipe breaks, threatening his huge Kiss collection of memorabilia. | |
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| 39 :03x05 - Knock, Knock, Who's There? (Mar/25/2008) | | Gene attempts to hitchhike to Las Vegas after his car breaks down in the desert. Meanwhile, Shannon, Sophie and Tracy try to replace all of Gene's Kiss collectibles ruined in the flood, before he makes his return home. | |
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| 40 :03x06 - Swinging Gene (Apr/01/2008) | | Having called called comedian Carrot Top to rescue him from a small desert town after his car malfunctioned while on the way to Las Vegas, Gene makes it in time for his solo performance. Meanwhile, the women continue their search for replacements of the collectibles destroyed by the flood in Gene's office. | |
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| 41 :03x07 - Something's Fishy (Apr/08/2008) | | Gene decides to take the whole family, including Tracy and her 4 year old twins, to Sea World while he is on a business trip. But Tracy and Shannon come down with food poisoning, ruining the trip for all, and Gene stuck to care for the twins. | |
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| 43 :03x08 - Nail Me (Apr/15/2008) | Gene agrees to help fund Shannon and Tracy's new nail salon.
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| 44 :03x09 - Shannon B. Demille (Apr/22/2008) | | A look at 24 years worth of home movies which have been shot by Shannon Tweed, documenting how they became the non-traditional family they are now. | | Guest Stars: Cody Kennedy as Herself | |
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| 42 :03x10 - Lil' Gene (Apr/29/2008) | | Gene's photo shoot is saved from disaster by an intern he's been mentoring and then plays a role in closing a major business deal. | |
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| 45 :03x11 - Ladies of the Night (May/06/2008) | | Gene's research on the history of prostitution has him in trouble. An old friend of Nick's comes for a visit and causes tension between him and his girlfriend. | |
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| 46 :03x12 - Sophie Couture (May/13/2008) | | A research project on the history of prostitution lands Gen in jail. Sophie makes a splash in the fashion world when she is invited to design her first dress and walk along the catwalk. | |
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| 47 :03x13 - Viewer Mail (May/20/2008) | | A look at previously unaired footage, along with the family answering viewers fan mail. | |
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| 48 :03x14 - Mommy Make-Over (Jun/03/2008) | | Shannon and Tracy decide on getting cosmetic surgery. Gene gives comfort to a friends sister who was recently divorced and is asked to be a contestant on Celebrity Apprentice. | |
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| 49 :03x15 - Gene the Apprentice (Jun/15/2008) | | Shannon and Tracy continue their healing process after having cosmetic surgery as Sophie and her cousin hire a nurse for them, while Gene is away in New York City, competing on Celebrity Apprentice. | |
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| 51 :03x17 - The Gene Simmons Roast (Jun/15/2008) | | As a benefit for the Wounded War Veterans Charity project, Gene is made the subject of a celebrity roast, organized and hosted by Jeff Ross. | |
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| 52 :03x18 - Shannon to the Rescue (Jun/22/2008) | | Shannon believes that her sister Tracy, has skipped off to Hawaii with her boyfriend intending to elope. She and Gene head off to stop her from making an impetuous mistake. | |
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| 53 :03x19 - Honeymoon At Last (Jun/22/2008) | | Shannon receives a surprise when Gene takes her for a honeymoon, celebrating their "happily unmarried" lifestyle. | |
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| 54 :03x20 - Power Outage (Jun/29/2008) | | Gene discovers he is being left in charge of his 4 year old nephews, after returning home from a 24 hour stay aboard the USS Nimitz aircraft carrier. | |
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| 55 :03x21 - Nick After Dark (Jun/29/2008) | | Nick spends a long, exhausting night trying to locate his missing car, unaware it had been towed away. | |
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| 56 :03x22 - South of the Border (Jul/13/2008) | | Nick accompanies Sophie to Mexico as she travels for private studies, but they know that a worrisome Gene will be lurking behind them. | |
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| 59 :03x25 - X-Gene (Jul/27/2008) | | Gene meets up with some professional snowboarders in hopes of finding a spokesperson for his new line of snowboard-apparel line. | |
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| 60 :03x26 - Homesick (Aug/03/2008) | | Gene buys Shannon a surprise in Canada, a place she can call her own. But it seems that they may not be the only residents there. | |
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