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Family Guy :: Road to Europe (03x20)
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Episode Information |
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| Title: | Road to Europe |
| Episode #: | 03x20 |
| Production Number: | 3ACX13 |
| Original Airdate: | Thursday February 07th, 2002 |
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Episode Summary |
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Believing he would have a better life, Stewie runs off to “Jolly Farms”, a British made children's television show.
Peter and Lois travel to KISS-Stock.
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Guest Stars |
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Main Cast |
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| •Seth MacFarlane | voiced | Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, Glen Quagmire, Tom Tucker, Jake Tucker, Carter Pewterschmidt, Kevin Swanson, Seamus, Dr. Elmer Hartman, Jasper, God, Jesus, Various | | •Alex Borstein | voiced | Lois Griffin, Loretta Brown, Tricia Takanawa, Barbara Pewterschmidt, Various | | •Seth Green | voiced | Chris Griffin, Neil Goldman, Dylan (Brian's son), Various | | •Mila Kunis | voiced | Meg Griffin | | •Mike Henry (1) | voiced | Cleveland Brown, Herbert, Bruce, Fouad, Cleveland Jr., Greased Up Deaf Guy (Jay), Various |
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Episode Notes |
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This episode is called "Road to Europe" on the US DVD. | The opening credits are a lot like the ones in "Road to Rhode Island" which featured spoofs of old 40's movies. | The DVD contains a deleted scene in Paris. The scene featured Brian and Stewie visiting Jim Morison's grave. |
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Episode Quotes |
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Stewie: Ohhh! She has the voice of an angel...not to mention a balcony you could do Shakespeare from! | (Stewie's Letter) Dear stupid dog, I've gone to live with the children on jolly farm. Good bye forever. Stewie.
P.S. I never got a chance to return that sweater Lois gave me for Christmas. Umm, I left the receipt on top of my bureau. I'm probably over the thirty day return limit but umm… I'm sure if you make a fuss they'll at least give you a store credit or something. Umm.. It's actually not a horrible sweater. It's... It's just I can't imagine when I would ever wear it you know? Oh I also left a button on the bureau. I'm not sure what it goes to, but I can never bring myself to throw a button away. I know that as soon as I do I'll find the garment it goes to and then it'll… Wait a minute, could it be from the sweater? Did that sweater have buttons? Hmm… Well I should wrap this up before I start to ramble. Again, goodbye forever.
P.P.S. You know, it might be a little chilly in London, I'm actually going to take the sweater. | (Brian and Stewie are on a German tour bus.)
German Tour Guide: You vill find more on Germany's contributions to ze arts in ze pamphlets ve have provided.
Brian: Yeah, about your pamphlet... uh, I'm not seeing anything about German history between 1939 and 1945. There's just a big gap.
Tour guide: Everyone vas on vacation. On your left is Munich's first city hall, erected in 15...
Brian: Wait, what are you talking about? Germany invaded Poland in 1939 and...
Tour Guide: We were invited. Punch vas served. Check vit Poland.
Brian: You can't just ignore those years. Thomas Mann fled to America because of Nazism's stranglehold on Germany.
Tour guide: Nope, nope. He left to manage a Dairy Queen.
Brian: A Dairy Queen? That's preposterous.
Tour guide: I vill hear no more insinuations about the German people. Nothing bad happened. Sie werden sich hinsetzen. Sie werden ruhig sein. Sie werden nicht beleidigen Deutschland. You will sit down. You will shut up. You will not insult Germany. (Throws his hand up in a Hitler salute.)
Brian: Uh, is that a beer hall?
Tour guide: (Snapping out of it) Oh yes, Munich is renowned for its historic beer halls. | Brian & Stewie: You and I are so awfully different, too awfully different, to ever be pals.
Stewie: Do you want to go first.
Brian: Yeah I'll go, your favorite hero is the Marquis De Sade.
Stewie: Oh your one to talk, you got a stiffy from Phylicia Rashad.
Brian: Oh one time
Stewie: I have a style flair, just look at my hip hair.
Brian: Oh yeah thats quite a nice due there.
Stewie: Oh thanks
Brian: For me to poop on!
Stewie: What?
Brian: Oh come on you look like Charlie Brown.
Stewie: Oh bite me snoopy.
Brian & Stewie: Theres not a whole lot that we got to agree on..
Brian: Cause I love the strains of a classical score.
Stewie: And I like that singer who looks like a whore.
Brian: Ricky Martin?
Stewie: Love him
Brian & Stewie: Were too different to ever be pals...You and I are so awfully different, too awfully different, to ever be pals.
Brian: Your heads as massive as a meteorite.
Stewie: Oh very funny...you have a weenie like a christmas tree light.
Brian: I bet money, you'll marry a honey, who's pretty and funny, and her name will be Ted.
Stewie: Oh a gay joke.
Brian: I just work with what you give me.
Brian & Stewie: You might think were in sync but we stink, as a duo..
Brian: Cause you get a kick out of carnege and guts.
Stewie: And you get a kick out of stroking your...
Brian: Whoa whoa whoa, you cant say that on TV
Stewie: What, ego?
Brian: Nevermind
Brian & Stewie: Were too different to ever be pals! |
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Peter Criss, the drummer of KISS, has black hair the first time we see him at the concert. It then changes to yellow the second time we see him, then black again after that. |
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Brian: 'Thats a nice do, for me to poop on'
"For me to poop on" is the catch phrase of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.
Triumph is a dog hand puppet that is a semi-regular on Late Night w/ Conan O'Brian | Brian: Your favorite Hero is the Marquis De Sade.
Marquis De Sade was a "famous" sexual pervert. |
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