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Family Guy :: Patriot Games (04x20)
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Episode Information |
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| Title: | Patriot Games |
| Episode #: | 04x20 |
| Production Number: | 4ACX25 |
| Original Airdate: | Sunday January 29th, 2006 |
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UK (BBC THREE) |
Jan 23, 2007 |
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After accidentally showing Tom Brady his stuff, Peter is offered to join the New England Patriots football team. Peter turns out to be an MVP of sorts, and everything is going well until his new founded fame goes to his head. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes a sports bookie, and when Brian does pay up, Stewie brings the pain.
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| •Seth MacFarlane | voiced | Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, Glen Quagmire, Tom Tucker, Jake Tucker, Carter Pewterschmidt, Kevin Swanson, Seamus, Dr. Elmer Hartman, Jasper, God, Jesus, Various | | •Alex Borstein | voiced | Lois Griffin, Loretta Brown, Tricia Takanawa, Barbara Pewterschmidt, Various | | •Seth Green | voiced | Chris Griffin, Neil Goldman, Dylan (Brian's son), Various | | •Mila Kunis | voiced | Meg Griffin | | •Mike Henry (1) | voiced | Cleveland Brown, Herbert, Bruce, Fouad, Cleveland Jr., Greased Up Deaf Guy (Jay), Various |
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Tom Brady was also animated last year when he starred in The Simpsons. |
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Peter: You know, Mike Tyson once beat up his wife. But there's nothing funny about that. (long pause then light laughter) | Peter: I want to thank God. I want to thank the Lord God 'cause it's really not up to me, it's up to him. Errm, and I want to thank the devil too errr you know, cos err, 'cause, err, you know that's why God is there. He's minding the fence to make sure that guy never comes back. You know if it weren't for the devil God'd probably go insane and blow his brains out from boredom. Everybody likes to feel useful. Make-a the world-a go round. Back to you Tom. | Tom Brady: What happened to you?
(Stewie Gives Brian an Evil Glare)
Brian: I fell down the stairs.
Stewie: You should be more careful. | Stewie: Where's my money bitch?! | Stewie: So, uh, its been 24 hours. You got my money?
Brian: Oh, just give me 'til next Friday. I'll have it for you.
Stewie: That's funny. I could have sworn I said have it today.
Brian: Yeah, I don't have it.
Stewie: Well, alright then. (drinks rest of orange juice) Mmm, that's good OJ. (jumps up and smashes orange juice glass on Brian's head) (while Brian is screaming) Did that hurt? Did that hurt?
Brian: What the hell?! What the hell?!
Stewie: That don't feel so good. No, huh? (kicks Brian's kneecap in, then punches him twice in the rib. Stewie then throws Brian on to the ground.) That's what happens man. Yep, that's what happens. (kicks Brian several times in the ribs, then punches him in the mouth five times.) You gonna give me my money? You gonna give me my money? Where's my money? (punches Brian in the mouth one last time, knocking teeth out, then starts punching him in the nose. Stewie then takes down metal towel rack and begins beating Brian with it.) Where's the money?! Where's the money?! (grabs Brian by his collar and drags him to the toilet, then dunks him in there, and begins smashing his head in with the toilet seat.) Where's the money, man?! Where's my money?! (throws Brian on the floor.) You got 'til 5:00, you hear me? You got 'til 5:00.
Brian: You freakin' psychopath!
Stewie: (throws towel at Brian) Clean yourself up! |
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A confused Tom Brady tells Peter he thought he was a “Cowboy-Astronaut-Millionaire”.
He shouldn't since Peter introduced himself as a “Secret Agent-Astronaut-Millionaire” |
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Stewie: “Tomorrow night on FOX's celebrity boxing”
FOX had a real reality show named “Celebrity Boxing” in 2002 which pitted D-List celebrities and former celebrities in boxing matches. Some seemed as mismatched as Carol Channing and Mike Tyson. | Stewie: “You're in good company, Betting Freddy took the same wager”
“Betting Freddy” is Fred Flintstone from the animated sitcom “The Flintstones” (1960-1966) | Bob Costas has been an NBC Sportcaster since the early 1980's. He might be best known for hosting the Olympics since the 1992 games. He also had a talk show called “Later with Bob Costas” on NBC from 1988 to 1994 | Lois: “Did you know he spent 30 thousand dollars on a wax sculpture of Harriet Tubman doing Gwenyth Paltrow.”
Harriet Tubman was an African- American abolitionist, humanitarian, and Union spy during the Civil War. She is known for creating the Underground Railroad that helped escaped slaves during the war.
Gwyneth Paltrow is an Academy Award winning actress who's the daughter of producer Bruce Paltrow and actress Blythe Danner. | Peter: “This calls for a victory tune”
The victory tune Peter and the entire stadium participates in is “Shipoopi”, a song in the 1957 musical “The Music Man”. The song is sung by the character Marcellus Washburn.
In the 1962 film version, Marcellus Washburn was played by Buddy Hackett. | Leslie: “Oh yes Peter, Welcome to the Sillynannies. I'm the quarterback Leslie, this is our team”
The London Sillynannies dance around the maypole singing Gilbert and Sullivan's “If You'll Marry Me” from “The Sorcerer” | Lois: “There's no water in it because everybody here just uses Elizabeth Hurley”
Elizabeth Hurley is an actress/model who gained fame as the girlfriend of Hugh Grant. She may be best known for her roles in the 2 Austin Powers movies, International Man of Mystery (1997) & The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) | The retail clothing store TJ Maxx is mentioned |
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