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| ??x?? - Partial Terms of Endearment (Unaired) | | Lois agrees to become a surrogate mother but the couple of the child she's carrying dies and she's forced to make a decision whether or not to terminate the pregnancy. | | | |
Season 1 |
| 1 :01x01 - Death Has a Shadow (Jan/31/1999) | | Peter Griffin (a fat, beer-drinking toy assembly lineman) gets fired from his job at Happy-Go-Lucky Toys and secretly puts his family on welfare. Meanwhile, Stewie (the homocidal youngest son of the family) plots on killing his mother, Lois. | | Guest Stars: Joey Slotnick as Dick Clark, Billy West as Various, Lori Alan (1) as Diane Simmons, Phil LaMarr as Judge, Carlos Alazraqui as Mr. Jonathan Weed, Butch Hartman as Various, Wally Wingert as Various, Fred Tatasciore as Chevy Chase, Frank Welker as Freddy on Scooby Doo, Pat Summerall as Himself | Director: Peter Shin
Writer: Seth MacFarlane | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
| 6 :01x06 - The Son Also Draws (May/09/1999) | | After Chris gets kicked out of the Youth Scouts, the Griffins head to the New York headquarters to reinstate his membership. The trip is derailed, however, when Peter needs to use the bathroom and the family stops at an Indian casino, where Lois loses the car in video poker. | | Guest Stars: Bobby Slayton as Lenny, Fred Tatasciore as Various, Kevin Michael Richardson (2) as Various, Butch Hartman as Various, Wally Wingert as Various, Suzie Plakson as Various, Patrick Bristow as Various | Director: Neil Affleck
Writer: Ricky Blitt | | | | | | |
Season 2 |
| 8 :02x01 - Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater (Sep/23/1999) | | When Lois's Aunt Marguerite suddenly dies, Lois is surprised to learn that she stands to inherit Cherrywood Manor, Lois's summer home back when she lived with her rich, snobby parents. | | Guest Stars: Lori Alan (1) as Diane Simmons, Rachael MacFarlane as Various, Kevin Michael Richardson (2) as Various, Fairuza Balk as Connie DiMico, Bill Escudier as Various, Gregory Jbara as Various, Robin Leach as Himself, Alex Thomas as Various | Director: Jeff Myers (1)
Writer: Chris Sheridan | | Songs: Contours -- Do You Love Me | | | |
| 9 :02x02 - Holy Crap (Sep/30/1999) | | After Peter's devout Catholic, workaholic dad is forced to retire from his job at the mill, he moves in with the Griffins and vexes them all with his Bible-thumping ways (particularly Lois, who is Protestant). | | Guest Stars: Dwight Schultz as Various, Patrick Warburton as Superman, Florence Stanley as Thelma Griffin, Lori Alan (1) as Diane Simmons, Carlos Alazraqui as Mr. Jonathan Weed, Danny Smith (6) as Zeke the Moody Drifter Doll, Charles Durning as Francis Griffin, Andrew Gormley as Various, Olivia Hack as Various, David Zuckerman as Various | Director: Neil Affleck
Writer: Danny Smith (6) | | | | | | | | | |
| 12 :02x05 - Love Thy Trophy (Mar/14/2000) | | Peter fights with his neighbors, Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland, after winning a trophy for a parade float. Meanwhile, Meg gets a job as a diner waitress to earn money for a Prada bag by telling the boss that she's a single mother with a crack-addicted baby (Stewie). | | Guest Stars: Lori Alan (1) as Diane Simmons, Tara Strong as Various (as Tara Charendoff), Danny Smith (6) as Various, Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Debra Wilson as Sandy Belford (Child Services Agent) | Director: Jack Dyer
Writer: Matt Weitzman, Mike Barker (1) | | | |
| 13 :02x06 - Death Is a Bitch (Mar/21/2000) | | During a night of lovemaking, Peter finds a breast lump...on his own chest and fears it may be cancer. After days of worrying, Peter discovers that the lump isn't cancerous, but his medical bill is huge. To get out of paying it, Peter writes down that he's dead, prompting a visit from The Grim Reaper, who ends up incapacitated after breaking his ankle. | | Guest Stars: Lori Alan (1) as Diane Simmons, Tara Strong as Various (as Tara Charendoff), Danny Smith (6) as Various, Cara Newman as Various, | Uncredited: Norm MacDonald (1) as Death | Director: Michael Dante DiMartino (1)
Writer: Ricky Blitt | | Songs: Paula Cole -- I Don't Want to Wait | | | | | | | | | |
| 16 :02x09 - If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin' (Apr/04/2000) | | When Peter learns that his favorite TV program, a cop drama called Gumbel 2 Gumbel, has been cancelled, Peter lies to a charity service, stating that his teenaged son, Chris, is dying and that his final wish is to have Gumbel 2 Gumbel put back on the air. | | Guest Stars: Lori Alan (1) as Diane Simmons, Kevin Michael Richardson (2) as Various, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Fred Tatasciore as Chevy Chase, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Martin Mull as Mr. Harris, Peter Roth as Various | Director: Swinton O. Scott, III
Writer: Chris Sheridan | | | | | | |
| 18 :02x11 - A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Bucks (Apr/18/2000) | | When an art dealer discovers Chris's painting for Peter, The Griffins head to New York, where the art dealer attempts to change Chris into the art world's next big thing. | | Guest Stars: Candice Bergen as Murphy Brown, Faith Ford as Corky Sherwood, Joe Regalbuto as Frank Fontana, Rachael MacFarlane as Various, Danny Smith (6) as Antonio Monatti (Big Bird), Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Dee Bradley Baker as Various, Charles Kimbrough as Jim Dial, Joey Slotnick as Bob / Carter (Angry Man) | Director: Gavin Dell
Writer: Craig Hoffman | | | |
| 19 :02x12 - Fifteen Minutes of Shame (Apr/25/2000) | | Meg sets her family up on a talk show after they embarrass her during a slumber party. However, when their wacky antics are seen on live television, a network executive thinks the Griffin family would make a great subject for a reality TV show. | | Guest Stars: Jay Mohr as Trevor, Lori Alan (1) as Diane Simmons, Kevin Michael Richardson (2) as Various, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Tara Strong as Various, Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Adam West as Mayor Adam West, Will Ferrell (1) as Fisherman, Lisa Wilhoit as Replacement Meg / Beth | Director: Scott Wood
Writer: Steve Callaghan | | | | | | |
| 21 :02x14 - Let's Go to the Hop (Jun/06/2000) | | When toad-licking becomes the popular new drug of choice for the students of James Woods High, Peter goes undercover as a high schooler to stop it--but ends up dating popular girl, Connie D'Amico. | | Guest Stars: Joey Slotnick as Various, Lori Alan (1) as Diane Simmons, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Fred Tatasciore as Various, Gregg Allman as Himself, Fairuza Balk as Various, Mary Kay Bergman as Various, Patrick Bristow as Various, Wayne Collins (1) as Various, Tom Dorfmeister as Various | Director: Glen Hill
Writer: Mike Barker (1), Matt Weitzman | | Songs: Simple Minds -- Don't You Forget About Me, Billy Ocean -- Get Out of My Dream, Get Into My Car | | | |
| 22 :02x15 - Dammit Janet (Jun/13/2000) | Lois enrolls Stewie in a daycare center when she worries about his social skills, where Stewie falls for a girl named Janet.
Meanwhile, Lois gets a job as an airline stewardess to combat her boredom at home, but Peter ends up taking advantage of the situation after Quagmire tells him that family members of stewardesses can travel on airplanes for free. | | Guest Stars: Haley Joel Osment as Various, Lori Alan (1) as Diane Simmons, Mike Barker (1) as Various, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Tara Strong as Various, Wally Wingert as Various, Mo Collins as Various, Camryn Manheim as Various | Director: Bert Ring
Writer: Mike Barker (1), Matt Weitzman | | | |
| 23 :02x16 - There's Something About Paulie (Jun/27/2000) | After ignoring Lois' advice, Peter gets tangled with the mob after they solve his car problem. The time comes for Peter to return the favor and the Don asks Peter take his obnoxious nephew, Big Fat Paulie to the movies.
Peter accidently puts a hit out on Lois. | | Guest Stars: Haley Joel Osment as Various, Robert Costanzo as Various, Kevin Michael Richardson (2) as Various, Danny Smith (6) as Jim Kaplan, Michael Chiklis as Big Fat Paulie, Jon Cryer as Kevin, Alan King (1) as The Don, Brent Michael (1) as Various, Diane Robin as Various, Jerry Sroka as Various, Debra Wilson as Whoopi Goldberg (Delilah Abraham from How Stella/Groove Back II) | Director: Monte Young
Writer: Ricky Blitt | | | | | | |
| 25 :02x18 - E. Peterbus Unum (Jul/12/2000) | | While fighting with City Hall over the right to dig in his own yard, Peter discovers that his house is not shown on the map of Quahog. Using his interesting loophole, Peter secedes his house and family from the United States and creates his own country. | | Guest Stars: Lori Alan (1) as Diane Simmons, Johnny Brennan (1) as Various, Gary Cole as Various, Chris Cox as Various, Phil LaMarr as Various, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Adam West as Mayor Adam West, Wally Wingert as Various, Shawn Pyfrom as Oliver | Director: Rob Renzetti
Writer: Neil Goldman, Garrett Donovan | | | | | | |
| 27 :02x20 - Wasted Talent (Jul/25/2000) | Peter drinks himself stupid in order to find a golden ticket to the Pawtucket Patriot Brewery.
Meanwhile, Lois desperately searches for a excellent piano player for an upcoming competition...and finds one in Peter, who can only play like a pro when he's drunk. | | Guest Stars: Lori Alan (1) as Diane Simmons, Carlos Alazraqui as Mr. Jonathan Weed, Adam Carolla as Death, Gary Cole as Various, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Nicole Sullivan as Various, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Adam West as Mayor Adam West, Michael McKean as Pawtucket Pat, Jonathan Osser as Various, Julia Sweeney as Woman in restaurant (Woman who says "I'm with my husband") | Director: Bert Ring
Writer: Mike Barker (1), Matt Weitzman | | | |
| 28 :02x21 - Fore, Father (Aug/01/2000) | | When Peter realizes that Chris has no ambition, he sets his sights on being a father figure to Cleveland's hyperactive son, Cleveland, Jr. Meanwhile, Stewie gets a vaccination at the doctor's office, and thinks it's a mind-control serum when he begins to fall ill. | | Guest Stars: Gary Cole as Various, Phil LaMarr as Various, Nicole Sullivan as Mary Ingalls (Kevin's Wife), Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Wally Wingert as Various | Director: Scott Wood
Writer: Bobby Bowman (2) | | | |
Season 3 |
| 29 :03x01 - The Thin White Line (1) (Jul/11/2001) | | Part one of two. Brian's exceptional olfactory skills nets him a job as a drug-sniffing dog, but when the job turns Brian into a cocaine addict, Brian is sent to rehab (with Peter tagging along after missing out on a vacation). | | Guest Stars: June Foray as Rocky, Haley Joel Osment as Various, Carlos Alazraqui as Mr. Jonathan Weed, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Nicole Sullivan as Various, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Wally Wingert as Various, Thomas Dekker as Various, Leif Garrett as Himself | Director: Glen Hill
Writer: Steve Callaghan | | | | | | |
| 31 :03x03 - Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington (Jul/25/2001) | | When a cigarette company takes over Happy-Go-Lucky-Toy Factory, Peter is made company president and gets sent to Washington, D.C. to convince Congress that the tobacco companies are not bent on selling cigarettes to children. | | Guest Stars: Carlos Alazraqui as Mr. Jonathan Weed, Gary Cole as Chairman, Danny Smith (6) as Harrison, Wally Wingert as Various, Ricky Blitt as Bob Doyle (played Joel, Alyssa Milano's Lawyer), Louise DuArt as Melissa & Joan Rivers, Olivia Hack as Various, Meredith Scott Lynn as Various, Alyssa Milano as Herself, Brian Doyle-Murray as Various, Jack Sheldon as The Bill, Lane Schnaitter as Barbara Mandrell / Natalie Wood | Director: Brian Hogan
Writer: Ricky Blitt | | | |
| 32 :03x04 - One If By Clam, Two If By Sea (Aug/01/2001) | | When a hurricane hits Quahog, Horace sells the Drunken Clam, which is transformed into a British pub. Meanwhile, Stewie attempts to teach a British girl with a heavy Cockney accent how to speak proper English. | | Guest Stars: Edward Asner as Steven Bellows, Lori Alan (1) as Diane Simmons, Johnny Brennan (1) as Various, Tara Strong as Various, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Hugh Laurie as Various, Alan Shearman as Various | Director: Dan Povenmire
Writer: Jim Bernstein, Michael Shipley | | | |
| 33 :03x05 - And the Wiener is... (Aug/08/2001) | | Peter questions his masculinity when he finds out his son, Chris, has a bigger penis than he does. Meanwhile, Meg joins the flag girl squad in an attempt to be one of the popular kids. | | Guest Stars: Rachael MacFarlane as Various, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Tara Strong as Various, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Patrick Duffy (1) as Jack, Lisa Wilhoit as Various, Debra Wilson as Various | Director: Bert Ring
Writer: Matt Weitzman, Mike Barker (1) | | | | | | |
| 35 :03x07 - Lethal Weapons (Aug/22/2001) | | Lois takes martial arts to fight back against the New Yorkers who have overrun Quahog, but Lois worries that her violent antics may have a bad influence on her family. | | Guest Stars: Lori Alan (1) as Diane Simmons, Johnny Brennan (1) as Horace (Bronx Guy #2), Phil LaMarr as Various, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Nicole Sullivan as Various, Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Michael Chiklis as Bronx Guy, Peter Gallagher (1) as Jared Fellows, Alastair Sherman as Various | Director: Brian Hogan
Writer: Chris Sheridan | | | |
| 36 :03x08 - The Kiss Seen Around the World (Aug/29/2001) | | Meg goes for an internship at Quahog News 5 in order to get closer to her crush, Tom Tucker, but is disgusted when pervy class nerd, Neil Goldman, lands the internship as well. Meanwhile, Stewie fights back against a bully who stole his tricycle. | | Guest Stars: Abe Vigoda as Himself, Lori Alan (1) as Diane Simmons, Mike Barker (1) as The Buff Guy, Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman / Horace, Gary Cole as Principal Shepherd, Ralph Garman as Dustin Hoffman, Phil LaMarr as Minister, Danny Smith (6) as The Mass Media Murderer, Tara Strong as Beth (Classmate / Teenage Girl), Nicole Sullivan as Muriel Goldman, Adam West as Mayor Adam West, Michael Chiklis as Mechanic / Cartoony Crewman, Hugh Downs as Himself, Mark Hentemann as Chief McKenzie, D. D. Howard (1) as Jane Fonda, Lisa Wilhoit as Connie DiMico | Director: Pete Michels (1)
Writer: Mark Hentemann | | | |
| 37 :03x09 - Mr. Saturday Knight (Sep/05/2001) | | Peter, once again, finds himself out of work when his boss, Mr. Weed, dies, and the toy factory gets demolished in order to make a disease control center. After unsuccessfully trying to hold down a series of jobs (including prostituting himself), Peter becomes a Renaissance fair knight, who must fight his idol, The Black Knight. | | Guest Stars: Adam Carolla as Death, Charles Durning as Francis Griffin, R. Lee Ermey as Coach, Lori Alan (1) as Diane Simmons, Carlos Alazraqui as Mr. Jonathan Weed, Ralph Garman as Gene Rayburn, Phil LaMarr as Ollie Williams (Minister / Pimp), Rachael MacFarlane as Margot Kidder (Barbara / Maid Madeline), David Berry (1) as Bobby (Kid #1), Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman (Mafioso), Jackson Douglas as Vaccuum Repairman, Will Ferrell (1) as Black Knight, Jimmy Kimmel as Death's Dog (Man in Suit / Renaissance Guy), Justin Koznar as Alfalfa (Kid #2) | Director: Michael Dante DiMartino (1)
Writer: Steve Callaghan | | | |
| 38 :03x10 - Fish Out of Water (Sep/19/2001) | | Now overweight and still unemployed, Peter chooses Fishing as his new career. But when the pickings are slim, Peter puts his house in debt to buy a boat he can use to hunt Daggermouth, a famous fish which would earn him a lot of cash. Meanwhile, Lois takes Meg to spring break and teaches her how to have a good time, a little too well. | | Guest Stars: Gary Cole as Various, Ralph Garman as Various, Phil LaMarr as Various, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Michael Chiklis as Hennessey, Brian Doyle-Murray as Salty, Lisa Wilhoit as Various | Director: Bert Ring
Writer: Mike Henry (1), Alex Borstein | | | |
| 39 :03x11 - Emission Impossible (Nov/08/2001) | | When Peter and Lois help Lois's sister, Carol, have a baby, Peter and Lois decide to have another child, which doesn't sit well with Stewie. | | Guest Stars: Carol Kane (1) as Carol Pewterschmidt, Mike Barker (1) as Smurf #2, Gary Cole as Mike Brady (Thug #1), Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Adam West as Mayor Adam West, Majel Barrett as Computer Voice, David Berry (1) as Bobby, D. D. Howard (1) as Carol Brady, Shawn Pyfrom as Oliver, Wallace Shawn as Bertram | Director: Peter Shin
Writer: Dave Collard, Ken Goin | | Songs: Eric Carmen -- Hungry Eyes, Joe Cocker -- Up Where We Belong | | | |
| 40 :03x12 - To Live and Die in Dixie (Nov/15/2001) | | When Chris witnesses a robbery, the FBI sends the Griffin's into the witness protection program in the South. Once there, Chris befriends a boy named Sam. Meanwhile, Peter pisses off the Southerners during a Civil War Reenactment, and Chris becomes greatly confused when Sam kisses him. Back at home, one of the FBI agents accidentally lets the Griffin's location out, and the robber comes looking for them. | | Guest Stars: Ralph Garman as Agent Jenkins (Paul Simon / Jeff Foxworthy), Rachael MacFarlane as Various, Danny Smith (6) as Officer Horowitz (Mr. Stevenson), Brian Dunkleman as Buck Owens, Dakota Fanning as Girl (“My daughter would absolutely love you”), Waylon Jennings as Himself (“Dukes of Hazzard” type voiceover), Kathleen Wilhoite as Sam | Director: Dan Povenmire
Writer: Steve Callaghan | | | |
| 41 :03x13 - Screwed The Pooch (Nov/29/2001) | | Peter finally begins to impress Carter, and the two become friends after Peter gives Carter a tip on beating Ted Turner in poker, but the friendship is shattered when a horny Brian has sex with Carter's favorite race dog, Sea Breeze. | | Guest Stars: Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman, Ralph Garman as Ted Turner (Motel Clerk / Veterinarian), Phil LaMarr as Judge (Doctor / Lawyer), Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Bob Barker as Himself, Don LaFontaine as FOX Announcer, Jane Lynch as Dotty Campbell (Barbara / Mrs Ramsey / British Mom) | Director: Pete Michels (1)
Writer: Ken Goin, Dave Collard | | | |
| 42 :03x14 - Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother? (Dec/06/2001) | After Chris starts talking “street”, Peter decides to teach him about the Griffin ancestry.
He finds out he had a black ancestor named Nate Griffin who was owned by the Pewterschmidt family.
Meanwhile, Stewie goes undercover as a cheerleader. | | Guest Stars: Gary Cole as Cop (Coach), Chris Cox as George W. Bush, Phil LaMarr as Donald (Chapter President / Rapper / Black Comedian), Rachael MacFarlane as Jill (Animatronic Wife / Animatronic Irish Woman), Kevin Michael Richardson (2) as Black Professor (League Member #2), Danny Smith (6) as The Leper (Announcer / Scientist #2), Tara Strong as Cindi (Waitress), Wally Wingert as Cameraman (Museum Guide / Scientist #3), Wayne Collins (1) as Basketball Player (League Member), Meredith Scott Lynn as Girl, Kim Parks as Tonya | Director: Scott Wood
Writer: Matt Weitzman, Mike Barker (1) | | | |
| 43 :03x15 - Ready, Willing, and Disabled (Dec/20/2001) | Peter helps Joe raise his spirits after he fails to capture a crook in a Jimmy Carter mask by training him for the Special Olympics.
Meanwhile, Meg, Chris, and Stewie find a money clip containing $26.00 and fight over who gets to keep it. | | Guest Stars: Tony Danza as Himself, Lori Alan (1) as Diane Simmons, Johnny Brennan (1) as Various, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Adam West as Mayor Adam West, Wally Wingert as Various, David Berry (1) as Various, Valerie Bertinelli as Herself, Mark Hentemann as Various, Alex Rocco as Bea Arthur | Director: Andi Klein
Writer: Alex Barnow, Marc Firek | | | |
| 44 :03x16 - A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas (Dec/21/2001) | In this Christmas episode, Lois struggles to keep her Yuletide cheer after Peter accidentally gives away the family's Christmas presents and Brian sets the kitchen on fire.
Meanwhile, Stewie makes a conscious choice to be good to impress Santa. | | Guest Stars: Danny Smith (6) as Various, Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Wally Wingert as Various, John Kassir as George Bailey/Kid #2, Hynden Walch as Kid #3, Paul Rugg as Frosty the Snowman/Kid #1, Peter Criss as Himself, Ace Frehley as Himself, Gene Simmons as Himself, Paul Stanley (1) as Himself | Director: Brian Hogan
Writer: Danny Smith (6) | | | |
| 45 :03x17 - Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows (Jan/17/2002) | When Brian gets busted for a DUI, he is sentenced to care for a bitter, old, reclusive woman.
Meanwhile, Peter grows a beard, and ends up housing a family of baby birds. | | Guest Stars: Lori Alan (1) as Diane Simmons, Mike Barker (1) as Various, Gary Cole as Various, Butch Hartman as Various, Phil LaMarr as Various, Nicole Sullivan as Various, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Adam West as Mayor Adam West, Wally Wingert as Various, A. J. Benza as Himself, Adria Firestone as Various, Melora Hardin as Various, Jane Lynch as Various | Director: Dan Povenmire
Writer: Allison Adler | | | |
| 46 :03x18 - From Method to Madness (Jan/24/2002) | | Peter and Lois find it hard to understand a family of nudists they meet, and forbid Meg to see their son who actually likes her. Meanwhile, Stewie enrolls in an acting school, and must team up with his enemy Olivia in order to stay. | | Guest Stars: Fred Willard as Dave Campell, Chris Cox as Jeff Campbell, Ralph Garman as Bernie, Rachael MacFarlane as Olivia Fuller, Jane Lynch as Dotty Campbell, Denis Martell as Santos, Mark Paredes as Pasqual | Director: Bert Ring
Writer: Mike Barker (1), Matt Weitzman | | | |
| 47 :03x19 - Stuck Together, Torn Apart (Jan/31/2002) | Out of fear of Peter's jealousy, Lois sneaks around to meet with an old boyfriend.
When Peter sees her with out w/ the man, the truth comes out, and Lois suggests they enter marriage counseling.
The counselor suggests the spend some time apart, and date other people.
Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian get accidentally super glued together at the hand, and must remain that way for a week. | | Guest Stars: Mike Barker (1) as Various, Johnny Brennan (1) as Various, Gary Cole as Various, Chris Cox as Various, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Nicole Sullivan as Various, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Gilbert Gottfried as Mort Goldmen, Jennifer Love Hewitt as Herself, Meredith Scott Lynn as Various | Director: Michael Dante DiMartino (1)
Writer: Mark Hentemann | | | |
| 48 :03x20 - Road to Europe (Feb/07/2002) | Believing he would have a better life, Stewie runs off to “Jolly Farms”, a British made children's television show.
Peter and Lois travel to KISS-Stock. | | Guest Stars: Fred Willard as Various, Chris Cox as Various, Phil LaMarr as Various, Wally Wingert as Various, Andy Dick as Himself, Jon Favreau (1) as Various, Sean Flynn as Various, Lauren Graham as Mother Maggie, Michelle Horn as Various, Don LaFontaine as Various, Jane Lynch as Various, Michael McKean as Pengrove Pig, Gene Simmons as Himself, Paul Stanley (1) as Various | Director: Dan Povenmire
Writer: Daniel Palladino | | | |
| 49 :03x21 - Family Guy Viewer Mail #1 (Feb/14/2002) | This episode was a special episode, divided up into 3 different stories apparently submitted by viewers. The story lines were different from any others in the series, and had no effect on it. The episode was hosted by Stewie and Brian.
Li'l Griffins: In the first Li'l Rascal styled segment, the boys are anti-girl, until they meet Lois who says that she likes a brave man. In order to prove to her who is the bravest, they try to stake it out overnight in a haunted house.
No Bones About It: Peter opens a bottle of beer and a Genie bursts out, telling him he has 3 wishes. In order to escape being beaten up, for his last wish, he wishes he had no bones. He escapes from the beating, but becomes a big strain on the family.
Super Griffins: When the Griffin's are hit with radioactive waste, the each gain a super power. At first the vow to use their powers only for good, but it quickly goes to their heads. | | Guest Stars: Kelly Ripa as Herself, Lori Alan (1) as Diane Simmons, Johnny Brennan (1) as Various, Adam Carolla as Death, Gary Cole as Various, Chris Cox as Various, Rachael MacFarlane as Various, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Adam West as Mayor Adam West, Wally Wingert as Various, Bill Goldberg (2) as Bonebreaker, Judy Greer as Various, Kerrigan Mahan as Various, Regis Philbin as Himself, Lane Schnaitter as Various, Michael Winslow as Various | Directors: Michael Dante DiMartino (1), Scott Wood, Pete Michels (1)
Writer: Jim Bernstein, Michael Shipley, Gene Laufenberg, Seth MacFarlane | | | |
| 50 :03x22 - When You Wish Upon a Weinstein (Dec/10/2004) | | When Peter loses a big amount of money on an insurance scam, he decides he needs a Jewish man to control his money. Coincidentally, one happens to have car problems in front of his house. The Jewish man does great, and saves Peter a lot of money. This makes Peter decide that in order to be successful in life, Chris needs to become Jewish. Instead of studying hard, Peter takes Chris to Las Vegas for a Vegas Bar Mitzvah. | | Guest Stars: Ed McMahon as Himself, Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker, Mike Barker (1) as Various, Phil LaMarr as Various, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Nicole Sullivan as Various, Wally Wingert as Various, Andrea Beutner as Various, Ricky Blitt as Various, Peter Riegert as Various, Mary Scheer as Various, Ben Stein as Rabbi Goldberg | Director: Dan Povenmire
Writer: Ricky Blitt | | | |
Season 4 |
| 51 :04x01 - North by North Quahog (May/01/2005) | | When Peter crashes the car on the way to their second honeymoon, he is determined to make it up to Lois. He ends up posing as Mel Gibson to use his private room at a new hotel, and once there they discover a secret upcoming movie: "The Passion of Christ 2". In order to save the world from viewing another Passion movie, Peter steals the film. Meanwhile, back at home, Stewie and Brian pose as parents. And Chris gets falsely accused for drinking at a school dance. | | Guest Stars: Wally Wingert as Various, Phil LaMarr as Various, Chris Cox as Various, Lori Alan (1) as Diane Simmons, Nicole Sullivan as Various, Don LaFontaine as Various, Hunter Gomez as Various, Bill Ratner (1) as Various, Richard Kuhlman as Various, André Sogliuzzo as Various | Director: Peter Shin
Writer: Seth MacFarlane | | | |
| 52 :04x02 - Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High (May/08/2005) | | After Chris' teacher quits, Brian fills in as his new teacher. All is well at first, until he is moved down to the intermediate class where the troubled kids wear him down to his last nerve. Meanwhile, Chris crushes on his new, hot, teacher. And she tells him that in order to be with her, he has to kill her husband. | | Guest Stars: Drew Barrymore as Mrs. Lana Lockhart, Tara Strong as Amanda, Lori Alan (1) as Diane Simmons, Jonathan Lipnicki as Wesly, Steven Zirnkilton as Narrator, Juanita Jennings (1) as Miss Clifton | Director: Pete Michels (1)
Writer: Ken Goin | | | | | | |
| 54 :04x04 - Don't Make Me Over (Jun/05/2005) | | When Meg gets turned down by yet another guy, she begins to feel sorry for herself. In order to cheer her up, Lois takes her to the mall for a makeover. Meanwhile, Peter puts a band together consisting of him, Joe, Cleveland, and Quagmire. They aren't very successful, until Meg with her shows up with her new look. | | Guest Stars: Tara Strong as Meg (singing), Danny Smith (6) as Various, Adam West as Mayor Adam West, Bob Widmer as Tin Man, Gene Simmons as Gene Simmons | Director: Sarah Frost
Writer: Gene Laufenberg | | Songs: Journey -- Don't Stop Believing | | | | | | |
| 56 :04x06 - Petarded (Jun/19/2005) | | After Peter wins a game of Trivial Pursuit, he is convinced he is a genius. Brian tries to bring him down to earth by telling him to take the MacArthur Genius test. Not only does the test prove he's not a genius, but it turns out he is mentally challenged. He has a good time taking advantage of this, until he puts Lois in the hospital and the kids are taken from him. | | Guest Stars: Danny Smith (6) as Various, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Phil LaMarr as Various, Ralph Garman as various, Adam West as Mayor Adam West, Nicole Sullivan as Various, Gary Cole as Various, Cloris Leachman as Herself, LeVar Burton as Vern, Gilbert Gottfried as Child Servis | Director: Seth Kearsley
Writer: Wellesley Wild, Alec Sulkin | | Songs: Pat Benetar -- The Warrior | | | |
| 57 :04x07 - Brian the Bachelor (Jun/26/2005) | | In order to get Cleveland "back on the prowl", the gang takes him to "the Bachelorette" screening auditions. Thanks to Peter, Cleveland doesn't get on the show, but Brian and Quagmire do. Although Brian is at first precautios about it being a T.V. show, he eventually falls for the girl (Brooke), and ends up in the final 2 with Quagmire. Things start to go wrong when the final 2 have to bring Brooke to dinner with their families. Meanwhile, Chris is controlled by an evil pimple. | | Guest Stars: Joey Slotnick as Various, Michael Bell (1) as Allstar, Nancy Cartwright as Daffney, Jessica Biel as Brooke, Kevin Michael Richardson (2) as Doug The Pimple, Fred Tatasciore as Various, Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Mark Hentemann as Various, Dr. Drew Pinsky as The Dermatologist, Sebastian Siegel as Various, John Viener as Various, Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman, Chris Cox as Various, John Erwin (1) as Various | Director: Dan Povenmire
Writer: Mark Hentemann | | | |
| 58 :04x08 - 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter (Jul/10/2005) | | When Peter over-runs his tab at Goldmans Pharmacy, he signs Meg over to Mort Goldman so his son Neil can finally have Meg. Meg of course rejects, but it turns out Neil has already gotten over Meg and found a new girlfriend. After a while Meg gets jealous and steals Neil "back". But after a while Meg realises she never really liked Neil, and now she must find a way out of the contract. Meanwhile, Stewie gets a new "hot" babysitter who he tries to impress. But things go wrong when her boyfriend shows up. | | Guest Stars: Joanna Garcia as Various, Wally Wingert as Various, Chris Cox as Various, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Ralph Garman as Various, Johnny Brennan (1) as Various, Ray Romano (1) as Raymond, John Viener as Various, Hillary Tuck as Various, Denis Martell as Various, David A. Goodman (1) as Various | Director: Greg Colton
Writer: Patrick Meighan | | | |
| 59 :04x09 - Breaking Out Is Hard to Do (Jul/17/2005) | | When Lois feels her life lacks excitement, she begins to steal in order to bring some of it back. However, she takes her kleptomania a little too far, and ends up in jail. Back at home, everything begins to fall apart, so the family decides to break Lois out of jail. They make the escape, and start a new life in "Asian Town". However, it is not too long before they are found. | | Guest Stars: Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson, Adam West as Mayor Adam West, Mo Collins as Book Club Lady 1 | Director: Kurt Dumas
Writer: Tom Devanney | | | |
| 60 :04x10 - Model Misbehavior (Jul/24/2005) | | When her old room brings back old memories, Lois begins to get fed up with the fact that her father never let her take chances. So she decides to relive her old dream of becoming a model. Success comes easy...especially with the over use of dieting pills. All of this brings a new look and attitude, neither of which are healthy. Peter realizes that he will need to team up with Mr. Pewedersmhidt to snap Lois out of it. | | Guest Stars: Johnny Brennan (1) as Various, Kate Rigg as Brandi and Esperanza | Director: Sarah Frost
Writer: Steve Callaghan | | | |
| 61 :04x11 - Peter's Got Woods (Sep/11/2005) | | In order to impress his new, black, girlfriend, Brian suggests that the school board should rename James Woods High School in honor to Martin Luther King Jr.. In order to stop this, Peter flys out James Woods, and they end up becoming great friends. Brian, upset that Peter ruined his plans, refuses to talk to Peter. And Peter, upset that Brian cares more about his new girlfriend than him, refuses to talk to Brian. | | Guest Stars: Wally Wingert as Various, Adam West as Mayor Adam West, Gary Cole as Various, Jonathan Frakes as Commander Riker, Michael Dorn as Lieutenant Worf, Susana Esteban as varoius, Gabrielle Union as Shauna, John Viener as Various, Patrick Stewart as Captain Picard, Nicole Sullivan as Drunk Chick, Alex Breckenridge as Christina, Fred Tatasciore as Arnold Palmer, James Woods as Himself, Marina Sirtis as Commander Troi (From Deleted Scene) | Director: Chuck Klein (2)
Writer: Danny Smith (6) | | | | | | |
| 63 :04x13 - Jungle Love (Sep/25/2005) | | When Chris has trouble getting adjusted to life as a high school freshman, he runs off and joins the Peace Corps, who sends him far away to and island filled with helpless natives. He quickly adjusts, and ends up getting married! Meanwhile, back at home, Peter gets demoted at his new job at the brewery after getting drunk on the job. | | Guest Stars: Gary Cole as Various, Nicole Sullivan as Various, Mark Hentemann as Opie, Adam West as Mayor Adam West, Danny Smith (6) as Various, John Viener as Chieftain, Chris Sheridan as Caveman, Lisa Wilhoit as Beth/Girl #1, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Jay Mohr as Joe Pesci, Mia Maestro as Loka, Carrie Fisher as Angela | Director: Seth Kearsley
Writer: Mark Hentemann | | Songs: Alice Cooper -- No More Mister Nice Guy | | | |
| 64 :04x14 - PTV (Nov/06/2005) | | After a controversial mishap occurs on TV, the FCC decides to step in and take charge by censoring ANYTHING remotely "unappropriate". This ticks Peter off to the highest extent, so he creates his own TV broadcasting station. When things get out of hand, Lois betrays Peter and calls the FCC who come and begin to censor real life! Soon the whole family is sick of them, now how do they get rid of them? | | Guest Stars: Phil LaMarr as Various, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Johnny Brennan (1) as Various, Danny Smith (6) as Various, John Viener as Various, Chris Sheridan as James William Bottomtooth, Mark Hentemann as Various, Ralph Garman as Various, Anne-Michelle Seiler as Various, Fred Tatasciore as Various | Director: Dan Povenmire
Writer: Wellesley Wild, Alec Sulkin | | | |
| 65 :04x15 - Brian Goes Back to College (Nov/13/2005) | | When Brian loses the job of his dreams because he never finished college, he decides to go back. Stewie tags along. As Brian struggles to pass his classes, Stewie enjoys the college lifestyle. Meanwhile, back at home, the gang takes winning the A-Team costume contest a little too far. | | Guest Stars: Ralph Garman as Feilding/Lance, Mark Hentemann as Goth Freshman/Guy #1, Chris Sheridan as James William Bottomtooth, Phil LaMarr as Various, John Viener as Emcee, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Johnny Brennan (1) as Various, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Fred Tatasciore as Announcer/Father/Professor, Anne-Michelle Seiler as Female Student/Little Girl | Director: Greg Colton
Writer: Matt Fleckenstein | | | |
| 66 :04x16 - The Courtship of Stewie's Father (Nov/20/2005) | | When Stewie realizes he has been wasting his time, and losing his main objective to kill Lois, he once again begins to scheme up plots. His preschool teacher shows Lois drawings he made of him killing her, but the teacher and Lois don't notice. All they see is that Peter isn't in any of them. So Peter and Stewie begin spending time together, but nothing is bringing them closer. Until Peter realizes that Stewie enjoys seeing Lois in pain. Stewie and Peter grow very close because of this interest and things get out of hand. When Lois punishes Stewie and Peter does nothing about it, Stewie turns on Peter. In order to make up, Peter takes Stewie to Disney World, where things get crazy. Meanwhile, In order to pay off a broken window, Chris begins to spend more time with Herbert (the creepy old guy). Only hilarity can come from this. | | Guest Stars: John Viener as Joe, Phil LaMarr as Various, Adam West as Mayor Adam West, Jennifer Jean Snyder as Penelope Cruz, Mo Collins as Ms. Hobson, Carrie Fisher as Angela, Fred Tatasciore as Michael Eisner, Hunter Gomez as Various, Mark Hentemann as Opie, Kim Parks as Various, Kevin Michael Richardson (2) as Soundwave, Tara Strong as Various, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Director: Kurt Dumas
Writer: Kirker Butler | | | |
| 67 :04x17 - Fat Guy Strangler (Nov/27/2005) | | A physical confirms what Peter and Lois have been fearing all along: Peter is too fat. Instead of trying to get skinny, Peter creates the NAAFP, an advocacy group for the advancement of fat people. Meanwhile, after Lois finds an old picture, she discovers she has a long-lost brother, Patrick. It turns out that Patrick is in a nut house, but Lois gets him out. However, Patrick's hatred of fat people makes him a suspect when a bunch a fat men turn up dead. | | Guest Stars: Chris Sheridan as Half-Dead Fat Guy, Ralph Garman as Fat Guy, Lori Alan (1) as Diane Simmons, John Viener as Bob Barker, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Margaret Easley as Hand #2, Alec Sulkin as Caveman #3, Alex Breckenridge as Cybill Shepard, Tom O'Rourke as Fat Guy, Will Sasso as Todd, Bobby McFerrin as Caveman #2, Robert Downey, Jr. (1) as Patrick Pweterschmidt, Dave Boat as Hand #1, Bob Barker as Himself | Director: Sarah Frost
Writer: Chris Sheridan | | Songs: Billy Joel -- The Longest Time | | | |
| 68 :04x18 - The Father, the Son & the Holy Fonz (Dec/18/2005) | | When Grandpa Griffin comes for a visit, he, as usual, tries to impose his religious beliefs on the family. This causes Peter to search for a new religion, his own religion. Of course, he turns to his idol: the Fonz, and establishes a Church of the Fonz, which proves to be a bigger success then they could ever have imagined. Meanwhile, a mishap puts Stewie living in a bubble. | | Guest Stars: Sherman Hemsley as Himself, John Viener as Mr. Crates/TV Announcer, Ralph Garman as Parishoner #1, Chris Sheridan as Fish/Judge/Man, Phil LaMarr as Various, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Chris Cox as Various, Amir Talai as Hindu Man/Hippie/Wedding Preist, Charles Durning as Francis Griffin, Paula Abdul as Herself, Marion Ross as Mrs. Cunningham, Tom Bosley as Mr. Cunningham, Sherry Romito as Joanie | Director: James Purdum
Writer: Danny Smith (6) | | | |
| 69 :04x19 - Brian Sings and Swings (Jan/08/2006) | | After a near-death experience, Brian takes a new lease on life. He finds his niche in singing, and lands a nightly gig with Frank Sinatra Jr.. But he begins to take his new lifestyle a little too far. Meanwhile, Meg begins to question her sexuality in order to impress some new friends. | | Guest Stars: Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson, Ricky Blitt as Cashier, John Viener as Emcee, Nicole Sullivan as Faith; Pretty Woman;Tara, Frank Sinatra, Jr. (1) as Himself, Ralph Garman as Gene Shalit, Stacey Scowley as Hope, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Chris Sheridan as Man, Adam West as Mayor Adam West, Alex Breckenridge as Sarah, James Burkholder as Kid | Director: Sarah Frost
Writer: Chris Sheridan | | Songs: Eric Gales -- Foxy Lady | | | |
| 70 :04x20 - Patriot Games (Jan/29/2006) | | After accidentally showing Tom Brady his stuff, Peter is offered to join the New England Patriots football team. Peter turns out to be an MVP of sorts, and everything is going well until his new founded fame goes to his head. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes a sports bookie, and when Brian does pay up, Stewie brings the pain. | | Guest Stars: Tom Brady (1) as Himself, Wally Wingert as Announcer #1 / Corner Man, John Viener as Announcer #2 / Ring Announcer / TV Announcer / British Man / British Woman, Danny Smith (6) as Cop / Horse, Jeff Bergman as Fred Flintstone, Mark Hentemann as Guy / Phony Guy, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Ralph Garman as Number Three, Carol Channing as Herself, Jay Leno as Himself | Director: Cyndi Tang-Loveland
Writer: Malachi Barrie, Mike Henry (1) | | | |
| 71 :04x21 - I Take Thee, Quagmire (Mar/12/2006) | | Peter goes on a game show and wins a maid for a week. When the week is finally to an end, Peter decides to make the most of it by inviting the guys over to make the biggest mess ever! But when Quagmire lay's eye's on this beauty, he immediatly falls in love. After a few dates he even asks her to marry him, and she says yes. But at the wedding party he see's Lois and realize's he has made a terrible mistake. But when he tries to break things off, Joan threatens to kill herself. How will he get out of the marriage now? Meanwhile, Lois tries to ween Stewie, and he realizes he's addicted to breast milk. | | Guest Stars: Pat Sajak as himself, Steve Callaghan as Operator, Danny Smith (6) as Minister, Adam West as Mayor Adam West, Beth Littleford as Jane Kaczmarek, Christy Romano as Joan / Mother, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Darrel Heath as Dolphin #2 / Dolphin #3, Alex Thomas as Dolphin #1 / Dolphin #4, Adam Carolla as Death, Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson, Bryan Cranston as himself, John Viener as Announcer, Alex Trebek as himself, Fred Tatasciore as Alec Baldwin / crewman, Lacey Chabert as Meg | | | |
| 72 :04x22 - Sibling Rivalry (Mar/26/2006) | | After a pregnancy scare, Lois convinces Peter to get a vasectomy. Just in case they wanted to have more children, Peter goes to a sperm bank to preserve his sperm. But in a mishap, Peter breaks all the jars and fills them up with his own sperm. Thus, creating Stewie's half-brother and rival Bertram when a lesbian couple decide they want a baby. Meanwhile, Stewie takes his place as king of the playground but when Betram shows up he must defend his terf. | | Guest Stars: Danny Smith (6) as A, John Viener as Morgan Freeman / Sylvester Stallone, Tara Strong as Tatum / Zack, Alec Sulkin as Tony Danza, Wally Wingert as U, Wallace Shawn as Bertram, Ralph Garman as Caveman #1, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Phil LaMarr as Man, Chris Sheridan as Prisoner #2/Waiter, Nicole Sullivan as Receptionist | Director: Dan Povenmire
Writer: Cherry Chevapravatdumrong | | | |
| 73 :04x23 - Deep Throats (Apr/09/2006) | | After Brian gets a $400 parking ticket, he realizes that Mayor West is a money scamming corrupt Mayor, and sets out to expose the truth. However, Meg, Mayor Wests new more than personal assistant, is dead set against it. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois decide to write songs to perform at Chris' talent show. They break out the marijuana for some "inspiration". | | Guest Stars: John Viener as Announcer, Chris Sheridan as Blue Car, H. Jon Benjamin as Carl, Lori Alan (1) as Diane Simmons, Frank Welker as Fred, Ralph Garman as Guy #1, Danny Smith (6) as Man #1, Adam West as Mayor Adam West, Kate Jackson (1) as Mrs. King | | Writer: Alex Borstein | | | |
| 74 :04x24 - Peterotica (Apr/23/2006) | | After reading an erotic novel, Peter begins to think he could write a half-decent one. Which he does. But in order to publish it, he'll need Lois' father, Carter, to put down some cash. Which he does. But when a man crashes his car while listening to "Peterotica- On Cassette" Carter is sued for every penny he has, and is forced to move in with the Griffin's. Now Peter must help his regain his former wealth. Meanwhile, Stewie trains for the Olympics. Which is not gay! | | Guest Stars: Ralph Garman as Ted Turner, Betty White as Herself, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Stacey Scowley as Renee Zellweger, Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman, Chris Sheridan as Train Conductor | Director: Kurt Dumas
Writer: Patrick Meighan | | | |
| 75 :04x25 - You May Kiss The...Uh...Guy Who Receives (Apr/30/2006) | | When Brian's gay cousin Jasper announces he's engaged, Brian suggests they get married right in the Griffin's house. However, when Mayor West bans gay marriage in Quahog, Brian desperately tries to change his decision; turning to Lois for support, who is not sure about her feelings on gay marriage. Meanwhile, Chris joins an extremist "Young Republicans" group to impress a girl. | | Guest Stars: Chad Morgan as Alyssa, Wanda Sykes as Bernice, Lori Alan (1) as Diane Simmons, John Viener as Han Solo, Chris Sheridan as James William Bottomtooth, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Adam West as Mayor Adam West, Danny Smith (6) as Moby Dick | Director: Kurt Dumas
Writer: Patrick Meighan | | Songs: The Proclaimers -- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) | | | |
| 76 :04x26 - Petergeist (May/07/2006) | | When Peter tries to build a multiplex in their backyard in order to top Joe's new home theater system, he discovers an ancient Indian burial ground. The family warns him not to mess with any of the grounds ancient remains, but Peter does not fall into the superstition and takes out the Indian chief's skull. The house soon shows signs of being haunted, and when Stewie gets sucked into the TV, they are sure of it. However, this is only the beginning of their problems. | | Guest Stars: Lori Alan (1) as Diane Simmons, Jim J. Bullock (1) as Himself, Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort, Adam Carolla as Death, Scott "Carrot Top" Thompson as Himself, Danny Smith (6) as Paulie, John Viener as Rocky / John Travolta, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Director: Sarah Frost
Writer: Alec Sulkin, Wellesley Wild | | Songs: The Oak Ridge Boys -- Elvira | | | |
| 77 :04x27 - The Griffin Family History (May/14/2006) | | When there's a stir downstairs in the middle of the night, the family runs into Peter's panic room to escape the robbers. Now trapped inside until they are rescued, Peter tells the story of the Griffin family name. Starting all the way back to the caveman era, to his black slave ancestry. Meanwhile, the family chooses Meg (big surprise) to sneak out of the panic room and alert the police. | | Guest Stars: Lori Alan (1) as African Diane Simmons, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Chris Sheridan as Chugs, John Viener as Hitler, Phil LaMarr as Ollie Williams, Judith Light as Herself, Bobcat Goldthwait as Willie “Black Eye” Griffin | Director: Zac Moncrief
Writer: John Viener | | Songs: The North Star Kids Choir -- Are You Ready For The Summer | | | |
| 78 :04x28 - Stewie B. Goode (May/21/2006) | | After Stewie has a near death experience at the local swimming pool, he decides he needs to make changes in his life in order to become a better person. Meanwhile, after Tom Tucker overhears one of Peter's mindless rants, he asks him to make it a segment on the evening news. However, Tom Tucker soon regrets his decision after Peter begins to steal the spotlight. | | Guest Stars: Rory Thost as Brad / Casper, Phil LaMarr as Detective Scrotes / Ollie Williams, Lori Alan (1) as Diane Simmons, Noel Blanc as Elmer Fudd, Johnny Brennan (1) as Horace, John Viener as Indiana Jones / Nick Nolte, Rachael MacFarlane as Kate Capshaw / Britney Spears, Kate Rigg as Lara Flynn Boyle, Kevin Michael Richardson (2) as Young Ray Charles, Fred Tatasciore as Ernest Hemingway / Van Gogh, David Goodman (1) as Jesus, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Gary Janetti as Various, Ron Livingston as Lackluster Video Employee, Don LaFontaine as Various | Director: Pete Michels (1)
Writer: Gary Janetti, Chris Sheridan | | | |
| 79 :04x29 - Bango Was His Name-O (May/21/2006) | | After Stewie sees a man on TV in San Fransisco who looks identical to him, he is convinced this man is his father. In another adventure, Stewie, Brian, and Quagmire travel to San Fransisco to find the man, who may or may not be Stewie's real father. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois think that Meg and Chris need to spend more time on the dating scene, and give them dating tips hoping they will spend more time out of the house; so they can have more alone time. | | Guest Stars: Lori Alan (1) as Diane Simmons, Rene Auberjonois as Constable Odo, Ralph Garman as Various, Jennie Garth as Kelly, Phil LaMarr as Ollie Williams, Rachael MacFarlane as Various, Jason Priestley as Brandon, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Tori Spelling as Donna, Fred Tatasciore as Various, John Viener as Various | Director: Pete Michels (1)
Writer: Alex Borstein | | Songs: Jerry Reed -- Eastbound & Down | | | |
| 80 :04x30 - Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure (May/21/2006) | | Stewie and Brian find the man they saw on TV, who turns out to be not Stewie's father, but Stewie's future self, Stu. When Stewie sees what kind of life he will turn out with, he decides he must . However, the changes Stewie makes end up ruining Stu's life. | | Guest Stars: Kiefer Sutherland as Jack Bauer, Michael Clarke Duncan as The Stork, Adam Borstein as Fireman / Priest, Ralph Garman as Various, David A. Goodman (1) as Various, Rachael MacFarlane as Various, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, John Viener as Various, Fred Tatasciore as Various | Director: Pete Michels (1)
Writer: Steve Callaghan | | Songs: English Beat -- March of the Swivelheads | | | |
Season 5 |
| 81 :05x01 - Stewie Loves Lois (Sep/10/2006) | | After Rupert is violently ripped to shreds by a stray dog, Lois sows him back together. Grateful for saving his beloved teddy, Stewie becomes obsessed with spending time with her. At first Lois loves all the loving attention, but after time all his love wears her out. Meanwhile, Peter files a lawsuit on the local doctor after he misinterprets his prostate exam. | | Guest Stars: Adam West as Mayor Adam West, Phil LaMarr as Various, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Kevin Michael Richardson (2) as Various, Lori Alan (1) as Diane Simmons, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Alex Breckenridge as Various, Alec Sulkin as Various, John Viener as Various, Ellen Albertini Dow as Elderly Woman, Dave Boat as Various, Anne-Michelle Seiler as Woman | Director: Mike Kim (1)
Writer: Mark Hentemann | | Songs: Kenny Loggins -- I'm Free (Heaven Helps The Man) | | | |
| 82 :05x02 - Mother Tucker (Sep/17/2006) | | Peter's mother divorces his dad and begins dating Quahog anchorman Tom Tucker, who becomes Peter's new father figure. Meanwhile, Brian gets his own radio show and Stewie can't help but stir things up. | | Guest Stars: Phyllis Diller as Thelma Griffin, Gore Vidal as Himself, Joe Lomonaco as Weenie | Director: James Purdum
Writer: Tom Devanney | | Songs: June Christy -- Give Me The Simple Life, Starship -- Nothing's Gonna Stop us Now | | | |
| 83 :05x03 - Hell Comes to Quahog (Sep/24/2006) | | Everyone is uncomfortable when a heat wave strikes Quahog. To make matters worse, a big box store (a - la Wal-Mart) sets up a new division in Quahog, which runs every other store out of business. Including the brewery. At first, Peter rallies up a gang to go against the the corporation, but once he enters inside the air-conditioned heaven he ends up getting a job there with Meg as his boss. Meanwhile, a car salesman talks Peter into buying a tank (yes, a tank) instead of car for Meg, which Brian and Stewie use to their advantage to take the big corporation down. | | Guest Stars: Carrie Fisher as Angela, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Dave Boat as Various, Rachael MacFarlane as Fat Chick, Phil LaMarr as Ollie Williams, Lori Alan (1) as Diane Simmons | Director: Dan Povenmire
Writer: Kirker Butler | | Songs: Walter Murphy -- A Fifth of Beethoven, Lisa Loeb -- Stay | | | |
| 84 :05x04 - Saving Private Brian (Nov/05/2006) | | When Chris is asked to join the military, Brian is outraged, and heads down to the recruiting office to speak his mind. Once there, Stewie is swindled into signing him and Brian into the military. They are shipped to Iraq, where they desperately try to get honorably discharged in any way possible. Meanwhile, back in Quahog, Chris joins a Goth band. | | Guest Stars: Macaulay Culkin as Joey, Louis Gossett, Jr. as Sergeant Angryman, Phil LaMarr as Various, Gary Cole as Various, John Viener as Various | Director: Cyndi Tang-Loveland
Writer: Cherry Chevapravatdumrong | | Songs: Elmer Bernstein -- The Theme Song From "Stripes" | | | | | | | | | |
| 87 :05x07 - Chick Cancer (Nov/26/2006) | | Stewie reunites with his old flame Olivia and the two decide to get married. However, their relationship soon begins to dull out. Meanwhile, after Lois introduces Peter to "chick flicks" he decides to make his own. | | Guest Stars: Drew Barrymore as Jillian, Alex Breckenridge as Various, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Lori Alan (1) as Diane Simmons, Johnny Brennan (1) as Various, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Adam West as Mayor Adam West, John Viener as Various, Alec Sulkin as Various, Stacey Scowley as Various, Dave Boat as Various, Lizzy Caplan as Various, Jeff Bergman as Various, Rachael MacFarlane as Olivia | Director: Pete Michels (1)
Writer: Wellesley Wild, Alec Sulkin | | Songs: Rush -- Tom Sawyer | | | |
| 88 :05x08 - Barely Legal (Dec/17/2006) | | Meg is having problems finding a date for her prom, and she needs some help, even though he is dating his girlfriend Jillian, he decides to go with Meg to the prom. At the prom, Brian gets drunk to get the night over, and ends up making out with Meg. Meg begins to think of Brian as her "Boyfriend" (even though he is of a different species) and begins to spend every moment with him. In the mean time, Peter, Quagmire and Cleaveland decide to join the Police Force. | | Guest Stars: Phil LaMarr as Various, Alex Breckenridge as Various, Drew Barrymore as Jillian, Lori Alan (1) as Diane Simmons, Kerrigan Mahan as Various, Natasha Melnick as Various, Garrett Morris (1) as Himself, Tamera Mowry as Esther, Chris Sheridan as Various, Alec Sulkin as Various, John Viener as Various, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Adam West as Mayor Adam West, Lisa Wilhoit as Beth and Connie, Barclay Deveau as Various | Director: Zac Moncrief
Writer: Kirker Butler | | Songs: Richard Marx -- Hold on to the Nights, Annie Lennox -- Why | | | | | | |
| 90 :05x10 - Peter's Two Dads (Feb/11/2007) | | When Peter accidentally kills his father it jogs his memory that Francis once told Peter he wasn't his real father. After Thelma tells him that his real father actually lives in Ireland Peter and Brian travel there to find him. Meanwhile, after Lois hits Stewie he discovers that he loves being spanked, and does everything possible in order to get spanked again. | | Guest Stars: Phyllis Diller as Thelma, Charles Durning as Francis Griffin | Director: Cyndi Tang-Loveland
Writer: Danny Smith (6) | | | |
| 91 :05x11 - The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou (Feb/18/2007) | When a bully harasses Chris, Peter goes to his defense, but the kid is so annoying that Peter ends up beating him up. Meanwhile, Stewie goes out without sunscreen and becomes obsessed with getting a tan. After Brian accidentally leaves him in the tanning booth for six hours, Stewie gets sunburned and fears he has cancer. While waiting for the results of his cancer screening, Stewie begins to live his life as if he had only days to live and drives Brian crazy with his demands.
Source: FOX | | Guest Stars: Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Mike Barker (1) as Various, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Chris Cox as Various, Alec Sulkin as Various, Kevin Michael Richardson (2) as Fozzy, Beth Littleford as various, John Viener as Various, Keir Gilchrist as Kyle, Chris Sheridan as Various, Mary Kay Bergman as Various, Jeff Bergman as Various | Director: Julius Wu
Writer: Mark Hentemann | | Songs: The Dream Academy -- Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want | | | |
| 92 :05x12 - Airport '07 (Mar/04/2007) | Peter takes Quagmire to the airport for work and messes things up, causing Quagmire to lose his job as a pilot. Quagmire cant find another gig, so Peter and Cleveland devise a plan to help him get his old job back. When the plan flops, Quagmire receives advice from his idol, Hugh Hefner, which leads him to save the day
Source: thefutoncritic.com | | Guest Stars: Adam West as Mayor Adam West, Hugh M. Hefner as Himself, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Ralph Garman as Various, Mark Hentemann as Various, Phil LaMarr as Ollie Williams, Alec Sulkin as Various, Rachael MacFarlane as Various, John Viener as Various, Lori Alan (1) as Diane Simmons, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Barclay Deveau as Various | Director: John Holmquist
Writer: Tom Devanney | | Songs: David Rose -- Closing Theme from Little House on the Prarie, Elmer Bernstein -- Theme Music from Airplane, Harold Faltermeyer & Steve Stevens -- Theme song from Top Gun | | | |
| 93 :05x13 - Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey (Mar/11/2007) | | After Peter hurts himself trying to fix a flat tire on former president Bill Clinton's limousine, an appreciative Clinton sets out to show the depressed Peter a good time. Then Clinton has some fun with Lois as well. Meanwhile, Stewie toilet trains Brian. | | Guest Stars: Adam West as Mayor Adam West, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Wally Wingert as Various, John Viener as Various, Barclay Deveau as Various, Alec Sulkin as Starbucks Guy, Roy Scheider as Himself, Conway Twitty as Himself (Archive Footage) | Director: Dominic Polcino
Writer: Steve Callaghan | | Songs: Conway Twitty -- You've Never Been This Far Before, Conway Twitty -- Your Love Had Taken Me That High, (Unknown artist) -- Night Court theme song | | | |
| 94 :05x14 - No Meals On Wheels (Mar/25/2007) | | After a historical coin is found under the Griffin's carpet, Peter and Lois start a family restaurant, which soon turns into a favorite place for the paraplegic community of Quahog. But Peter turns against them. | | Guest Stars: Patrick Stewart as Himself, Chris Sheridan as Various, Alec Sulkin as Various, John Viener as Various, Lori Alan (1) as Diane Simmons, Johnny Brennan (1) as Various, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Chris Cox as Various, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Arnold McCuller as Various, Keith Ferguson as Various, Steve Callaghan as Various, Barclay Deveau as Various | Director: Greg Colton
Writer: Mike Henry (1) | | Songs: Elton John -- I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues | | | |
| 95 :05x15 - Boys Do Cry (Apr/29/2007) | The family heads to church when Lois gets a gig as the organist, but after Stewie gets sick the congregation is convinced he's possessed by the devil. So, the family goes on the run and ends up in Texas. Peter fits right in with the cowboys, Stewie enters the "Little Miss Texas" pageant and Chris and Meg sneak into George W. Bush's house.
Source: FOX | | Guest Stars: Gilbert Gottfried as Horse, Drew Barrymore as Jillian, John Viener as Various, Chris Cox as Various, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Lori Alan (1) as Diane Simmons, Alec Sulkin as Announcer #2, Adam West as Mayor Adam West, Alex Breckenridge as Various, Bill Engvall as Duke Dillon, Ralph Garman as Various, Mark Hentemann as Various, Camilla Stull as Baby Girl, Kirker Butler as George W. Bush | Director: Brian Iles
Writer: Cherry Chevapravatdumrong | | Songs: June Pointer -- Little Boy Sweet, Rossini -- William Tell Overature | | | | | | |
| 97 :05x17 - It Takes A Village Idiot, And I Married One (May/13/2007) | When Lois runs for mayor of Quahog, she isn't the front-runner until she 'dumbs down' her political views. Once in office, she's corrupted by the power and starts accepting bribes so that she can buy herself expensive trinkets. Meanwhile, Peter's enjoying being the "first lady" and all of the perks that go along with it.
Source: FOX | | Guest Stars: Adam West as Mayor Adam West, Don Most as Himself, Gary Cole as Various, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Johnny Brennan (1) as Various, Lori Alan (1) as Diane Simmons, John Viener as Various, Carrie Fisher as Angela, Phil LaMarr as Various, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Keith Olbermann as Bob Grossbeard, Fred Tatasciore as Various | Director: Zac Moncrief
Writer: Alex Borstein
Story: Cherry Chevapravatdumrong | | | |
| 98 :05x18 - Meet the Quagmires (May/20/2007) | Death grants Peter's wish of going back in time to be 18 again just for one night so that he can sow his wild oats. In 1984, he bails on a date with Lois to go to a bar and make out with a movie actress, but when he returns to the present, he discovers that he is now married to the former starlet and Lois is with Quagmire.
Source: Fox | | Guest Stars: Adam Carolla as Death, John Viener as Various, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Johnny Brennan (1) as Various, Chris Cox as Various, Will Sasso as Various, Alec Sulkin as Various, Luke Adams (3) as Singer (“Earth Angel” Performer) | Directors: Chris Robertson, Dan Povenmire
Writer: Mark Hentemann | | Songs: Harold Faltermeyer -- Axel F aka Beverly Hills Cop Theme, Kenny Loggins -- Mr. Night | | | |
Season 6 |
| Family Guy 100th Episode Special (Nov/04/2007) | The outrageous antics of the Griffin family show no signs of stopping as Family Guy takes a look back at the funniest and most satiric scenes of the past on a special all-new half-hour tribute.
The Family Guy tribute special celebrates the side-splitting irreverent humor of this fan-favorite animated series by taking a look back at some of the funniest moments, satirical spoofs and music numbers of the past 100 episodes.
"Stewie Kills Lois," Family Guy's 100th milestone episode, will air immediately following the special beginning at 9:00 ET/PT.
Source: http://www.thefutoncritic.com/news.aspx?id=20071008fox01 | | | |
| 99 :06x01 - Blue Harvest (Sep/23/2007) | When the power goes out in the Griffin home, Peter decides to educate his family and pass along the greatest story ever told, the story of Star Wars!
After Princess Leia (Lois) comes under siege by Darth Vader (Stewie) and his evil Storm Troopers, C-3PO (Quagmire) and R2-D2 (Cleveland) escape to find the only person who can help the Rebel Alliance.
On their quest thorough the desert planet of Tatooine, C-3PO and R-2D2 find extra help in Obi-Wan Kenobi (Herbert), Luke Skywalker (Chris), Han Solo (Peter) and Chewbacca (Brian) and head back to battle the Death Star in an epic intergalactic fight to the death.
Source: FOX | | Guest Stars: Adam West as Grand Moff Tarkin, Chevy Chase as Clark Griswold, Beverly D'Angelo as Ellen Griswold, Rush Limbaugh as WTAT Tatooine's All Talk Radio Host, Lori Alan (1) as Diane Simmons, Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman (as a Jawa), Danny Smith (6) as Various, Ralph Garman as Various, Phil LaMarr as Various, Mark Hentemann as Various, Alec Sulkin as Various, John Viener as Various, Wally Wingert as Various, Steve Callaghan as Various, Mick Hucknall as Himself, Helen Reddy as Herself, Alex Thomas as Various, Luke Adams (3) as Various, Darrel Heath as Various, Judd Nelson as John Bender (DVD Only), Don Tai as Tie Fighter Pilot, Patrick Warburton as Biggs Darklighter (DVD Only), Leslie Nielsen as Dr. Alan Rumack (Archive audio from “Airplane”) | Director: Dominic Polcino
Writer: Alec Sulkin | | Songs: Stephen Bishop -- It Might Be You, Cab Calloway & The Blues Brothers -- Minnie the Moocher | | | |
| 100 :06x02 - Movin' Out (Brian's Song) (Sep/30/2007) | When Peter convinces Brian to move in with his dense girlfriend Jillian, she ends up smothering him, but he keeps her around for the lovin'. Stewie moves in with them to help pay the rent, but he tries to get Brian back on the playing field by throwing him a drunken party and interfering with their relationship. Meanwhile, Meg gets a job at the local convenience store, as does Chris, who gets chummy with the manager, Carl. While Chris and Carl talk about their favorite movies, Meg is saddled with all the hard work. She eventually stands up for herself and as a result gets fired.
Source: FOX | | Guest Stars: Drew Barrymore as Jillian, H. Jon Benjamin as Carl, Christa Campbell (1) as Elizabeth, Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Director: Cyndi Tang-Loveland
Writer: John Viener | | | |
| 101 :06x03 - Believe It Or Not, Joe's Walking On Air (Oct/07/2007) | After Bonnie (Jennifer Tilly) tells Joe (Patrick Warburton) that she is tired of being married to a handicapped person, Joe decides to get a leg transplant. Excited about his new ability to walk, Joe dives head first into extreme sports and begins to hang around more active friends. Meanwhile, Peter and the guys are upset at how Joe is acting and decide to teach him a lesson. In doing so, they re-cripple him and he is back to normal.
Source: FOX | | Guest Stars: Jamie Farr as Himself, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson, Jeff Bergman as Fred Flintstone, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Alec Sulkin as Various, Nicole Sullivan as Various, John Viener as Various | Director: Julius Wu
Writer: Andy Goldberg | | Songs: Gloria Gaynor -- I Will Survive, The Brady Kids -- It's A Sunshine Day | | | | | | | | | | | | |
| 105 :06x07 - Peter's Daughter (Nov/25/2007) | | Peter starts to treat Megan with more respect and dignity after she was hurt in an accident and Stewie and Brian try their hand at house flipping. | | Guest Stars: Lori Alan (1) as Diane Simmons, Jeff Bergman as Fred Flintstone, Alex Breckenridge as Various, Pat Crawford Brown as The Sanka Girls, Steve Callaghan as Various, Barclay Deveau as Various, Damien Fahey as Dr. Michael Milano, Ralph Garman as Various, D. D. Howard (1) as Various, Tamera Mowry as Various, Alec Sulkin as Various, Lisa Wilhoit as Connie DiMico, Conway Twitty as Himself (Archive Footage), Casey Kasem as Himself (Deleted Scene: Volume Seven) | Director: Zac Moncrief
Writer: Chris Sheridan | | Songs: Conway Twitty -- Hello Darling | | | |
| 106 :06x08 - McStroke (Jan/13/2008) | Peter decides to grow a moustache, but then he's mistaken for a fireman (because they all have moustaches), so he lends a hand when a fire breaks out at a local fast food restaurant.
The owner gives him unlimited burgers as a "thank you" but he eats so many that he eventually has a stroke. When Peter recovers, he vows to expose the fast-food company and becomes friends with a genetically engineered cow (Montalban) he meets after infiltrating the McBurgertown warehouse
Source: thefutoncritic.com | | Guest Stars: Ricardo Montalban as The Cow, Phil LaMarr as Judge, Lisa Wilhoit as Connie DiMico, Camille Guaty as Donna, Ralph Garman as Various, Denis Martell as Various, Mark Hentemann as Various, Danny Smith (6) as Various, John Viener as Announcer, Alec Sulkin as Various, Ted McGinley as Todd Meyers | Directors: Peter Shin, James Purdum, Brian Iles
Writer: Wellesley Wild | | Songs: Bob Dylan -- Hurricane, R.E.M. -- It's The End of the World As We Know it (and I Fee, The Monkees -- Pleasant Valley Sunday | | | | | | |
| 108 :06x10 - Play it Again, Brian (Mar/02/2008) | Peter and Lois's marriage is on the rocks, but when Brian wins the New England Rising Writer's award, the three of them head to Martha's Vineyard for a relaxing vacation.
As Peter's drinking spirals out of control, so does Brian's self restraint as he professes his undying love for Lois. Peter and Brian test their friendship over the woman of their dreams.
Source: thefutoncritic.com | | Guest Stars: Bruce Lanoil as Nathan Lane | Director: John Holmquist
Writer: Danny Smith (6) | | | |
| 109 :06x11 - The Former Life of Brian (Apr/27/2008) | When Brian is afraid that he has lost his chance at love, he goes in search of a former flame Tracy (Harvey Fierstein) only to discover he is the father of her unruly son, Dylan. After Brian’s surprise visit, Tracy drops Dylan off at the Griffin’s so Brian can raise him. Subsequently, his new little angel begins terrorizing the Griffin household and Brian’s self-important attitude toward parenting infuriates Peter and Lois.
Source: http://www.foxflash.com/div.php/main/page?aID=1z4&ID=94 | | Guest Stars: Erinn Hayes as Jared's Mom, Harvey Fierstein as Tracy, Chace Crawford as Paul, Max Burkholder as Kid, Steve Callaghan as Various, Rachael MacFarlane as Various, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Alec Sulkin as Various, John Viener as Various, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson | Director: Pete Michels (1)
Writer: Steve Callaghan | | | |
| 110 :06x12 - Long John Peter (May/04/2008) | | During a visit to the vet Peter steals a parrot, and decides to become a pirate. Meanwhile Chris falls for the vet's intern. (Amanda Bynes) | | Guest Stars: Amanda Bynes as Anna, Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Bryan Cranston as Doctor Jewish, Chris Sheridan as The Cat, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Alec Sulkin as Various, Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson, John Viener as Various, Adam West as Mayor Adam West, Mae Whitman as Various | Director: Dominic Polcino
Writer: Wellesley Wild | | Songs: Coldplay -- Clocks, Erich Wolfgang Korngold -- Music from “Sea Hawk”, James Thomson (Lyrics) & Thomas Arne (Music) -- Rule Britannia | | | |
Season 7 |
| 111 :07x01 - Love Blactually (Sep/28/2008) | Dissatisfied with his current love life, Brian decides to slow things down when he meets the girl of his dreams, Carolyn.
However, Cleveland soon sweeps Carolyn off her feet, and Brian must do anything he can do, to win her back, even if it means involving Cleveland's ex-wife, Loretta | | Guest Stars: Danny Smith (6) as Second Caterpillar / Suitor / T.V. Announcer, Alex Breckenridge as Jane / Kate / Roxanne, Kirker Butler as First Caterpillar / Member of Symphony, Ralph Garman as Conductor / Reporter / Voice in Bushes, Alec Sulkin as Baseball Announcer #1, John Viener as Fjurg Van Der Ploeg / Various, Tom Devanney as Various, Kat Foster (1) as Carolyn, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Chris Sheridan as Various | Director: Cyndi Tang-Loveland
Writer: Mike Henry (1) | | | |
| 112 :07x02 - I Dream of Jesus (Oct/05/2008) | When Peter re-discovers his love for the painfully annoying yet seductively catchy tune "Surfin' Bird," Brian and Stewie decide to take matters into their own hands to ensure that the song will never be heard again!
Peter goes to every record store in Quahog to track down his beloved jingle, and he runs into a familiar face, none other than Jesus. | | Guest Stars: Niecy Nash as Star Jones, Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman, Kirker Butler as George W. Bush, Steve Callaghan as James Dean, Russ Leatherman as Movie Fone Guy, Amanda MacDonald as Lindsay Lohan, Chris Cox as Waiter, Danny Smith (6) as Alan Sherman Record / Sherriff, Alec Sulkin as Jesus Christ, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Adam West as Mayor Adam West, Ralph Garman as Manager / Scientist / Maitre'D, Mark Hentemann as Various, Ike Barinholtz as Dane Cook, James Burkholder as Kid, Perez Hilton as Himself (DVD Only) | Director: Mike Kim (1)
Writer: Brian Scully | | Songs: Geto Boyz -- Still, The Trashmen -- Surfin' Bird | | | |
| 113 :07x03 - Road to Germany (Oct/19/2008) | | While looking for a bathroom, Mort Goldman time travels back to Poland right before the Nazi invasion. Brian and Stewie decide to go back and save him. | | Guest Stars: Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman, Brian Blessed as Prince Vultan, J. Lee as Black Forest Tree ((the one on the left) DVD Only), Kirker Butler as Various, Steve Callaghan as Various, Gregory Jbara as Nazi Soldiers, Phil LaMarr as Various, Billy Merritt as Various, Kevin Michael Richardson (2) as Various, Martin Savage as Various, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Alec Sulkin as Various, Al Thompson (1) as Black Forest Tree ((the one on the right) DVD Only), John Viener as Various, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Jeff Witzke as Various | Director: Greg Colton
Writer: Patrick Meighan | | Songs: (Unknown artist) -- Through Poland To A Jewish Village | | | |
| 114 :07x04 - Baby Not On Board (Nov/02/2008) | | Peter wins a year of unlimited gas, and Brian suggests that the family use the funds to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon. So the Griffins pack up the car and hit the road, but leave some very precious cargo at home. When the family finally realizes that they have left behind one of their own, it's a mad, explosive, hilarious dash back to Quahog. | | Guest Stars: H. Jon Benjamin as Carl, Steve Callaghan as DirecTV Announcer / McBurgertown Manager, Alex Breckenridge as Various, Joe Flaherty as Various, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Alec Sulkin as Various, John Viener as Various, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Adam West as Mayor Adam West, Jacob Pressman as Various | Director: Julius Wu
Writer: Mark Hentemann | | Songs: Marvin Gaye -- Let's Get It On, The Dream Academy -- Power To Believe, Huey Lewis & The News -- The Power of Love, Righteous Brothers -- Unchained Melody | | | |
| 115 :07x05 - The Man With Two Brians (Nov/09/2008) | After watching Johnny Knoxville on Jackass, Peter and the guys film their own shenanigans. When Brian gets hurt, the family worries that he's getting too old, so Peter brings home a new dog. Everything is great until the 'New Brian' crosses the line.
Source: FOX | | Guest Stars: Johnny Knoxville as Himself, Will Sasso as Bernie the Hamster, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, John Viener as New Brian, Kirker Butler as Lincoln's Neighbor, Mark Hentemann as Various, Danny Smith (6) as Buzz Killington, Alec Sulkin as Various, Camille Guaty as Puerto Rican Girl (w/ the bad leg) | Director: Dominic Bianchi
Writer: John Viener | | Songs: Grieg -- 'Peer Gynt' Suite No. 1, Op. 46 - 'Morning' | | | |
| 116 :07x06 - Tales of a Third Grade Nothing (Nov/16/2008) | | Peter's boss Angela sends him back to the third grade so that he can qualify for a work promotion. Meanwhile, Brian, Frank Sinatra Jr. and Stewie open the coolest club in Quahog | | Guest Stars: Carrie Fisher as Angela, Frank Sinatra, Jr. (1) as Himself, Bob Barker as Himself, Lori Alan (1) as Diane Simmons, Alex Breckenridge as Various, Max Burkholder as Kid, Steve Callaghan as Various, Chace Crawford as Various, Elisha Cuthbert as New Bedford, Kaylee Defer as Various, Andy Dick as Himself, Ralph Garman as Various, Bruce Jenner as Himself, Phil LaMarr as Judge, Debbie Reynolds as Mrs. Wilson, Sinbad as Himself, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Alec Sulkin as Various, Billy Unger as Kid, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Mae Whitman as Suzie (Malibu Barbie Show & Tell), Wellesley Wild as Various, John Viener as Various | Director: Jerry Langford
Writer: Alex Carter (1) | | | |
| 117 :07x07 - Ocean's Three and a Half (Feb/15/2009) | After being pregnant for seven years, Bonnie finally gives birth to a beautiful baby girl named Susie!
Stewie quickly falls for the little tyke and vows to do anything to win her heart and get in her diaper.
Meanwhile, Joe borrows $20,000 from a loan shark to pay for Bonnie's medical bills, but then plans to steal the money from Mr. Pewterschmidt to pay his debt
Source: FOX | | Guest Stars: Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Christian Bale as Himself (Audio from his expletive filled 'Terminator' rant), Cynthia Watros as Woman (Outside massage parlor), Max Burkholder as Kid, Ralph Garman as Various, Mark Hentemann as Live Studio Ostrich, J. P. Manoux as Jon Cryer (Alan Harper from “Two & A Half Men”), Frank Welker as Megatron, Chris Parson as Charlie Sheen (Charlie Harper from “Two & A Half Men”), Danny Smith (6) as Loan Shark, Alec Sulkin as Various, John Viener as Various, James Burkholder as Kid | Director: John Holmquist
Writer: Cherry Chevapravatdumrong | | Songs: Men Without Hats -- Safety Dance | | | |
| 118 :07x08 - Family Gay (Mar/08/2009) | To help pay off his incredible debt, Peter participates in medical experiments to make some extra cash.
First, he is injected with the "Seth Rogen" gene (guest voice Rogen) that "gives you the appearance of being funny even though you haven't actually done anything funny."
Then he is injected with a gene that leads him to a new mate, leaving a broken-hearted Lois behind.
Although the family is crushed, they quickly realize the most important thing is that Peter is happy | | Guest Stars: Seth Rogen as Himself, Johnny Brennan (1) as Scott, Meredith Baxter as Herself, Alex Breckenridge as Various, Kirker Butler as Various, Ralph Garman as Various, Mark Hentemann as Various, J. Lee as Black Guy (who's doing well cause everything he owns is white), Alec Sulkin as Various, Danny Smith (6) as Various, John Viener as Various, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Wellesley Wild as Various | Director: Brian Iles
Writer: Richard Appel | | Songs: Charmian Carr & Daniel Truhitte from “The Sound of Music” -- Sixteen Going on Seventeen | | | |
| 119 :07x09 - The Juice Is Loose! (Mar/15/2009) | | In this "lost" episode, Peter wins a chance to go golfing with infamous football player, O.J. Simpson. | | Guest Stars: Lori Alan (1) as Diane Simmons, Jeff Bergman as Various, Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman, Max Burkholder as Kid, Cathy Cahlin Ryan as Various, Ralph Garman as Various, Virenia Lind as Various, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Alec Sulkin as Various, John Viener as Various, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Adam West as Mayor Adam West, Jules Green as Various, Reid Bruton as Various, Agostino Castagnola as Various, Conway Twitty as Himself (Archive Footage) | Director: Cyndi Tang-Loveland
Writer: Andy Goldberg | | Songs: Kansas -- Dust in the Wind, Conway Twitty -- I See the Want in Your Eyes | | | |
| 120 :07x10 - FOX-y Lady (Mar/22/2009) | Lois lands a job as a news reporter where her first assignment is to shoot an investigative expose on a liberal filmmaker, but when her story implicates a conservative radio host she gets canned. Meanwhile, Peter uses his wife's connections with FOX to create and pitch his own cartoon series.
Source: FOX | | Guest Stars: Johnny Brennan (1) as Various, Kirker Butler as Various, Steve Callaghan as Various, Mark DeCarlo as Jerry Orbach, Jackson Douglas as FOX Cameraman, Ralph Garman as Various, Ed Helms as Himself, Mark Hentemann as Various, John Moschitta, Jr. as Himself, Kim Parks as Various, Seth Rogen as Himself, Fred Savage as Himself, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Daniel Stern as Himself (“Wonder Years” VoiceOver), Sharon Tay as Rhonda Latimrer, Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson, John Viener as Various, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Adam West as Mayor Adam West, Peter Chernin as Himself | Director: Pete Michels (1)
Writer: Matt Fleckenstein | | | |
| 121 :07x11 - Not All Dogs Go to Heaven (Mar/29/2009) | Stewie builds a transporter and brings the entire cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation into his room so he can spend the day with them. Meanwhile, Meg catches the mumps--and becomes a born-again Christian while watching a religious TV show starring Kirk Cameron.
Source: FOX | | Guest Stars: Patrick Stewart as Himself, LeVar Burton as Himself, Gates McFadden as Herself, Michael Dorn as Himself, Wil Wheaton as Himself, Denise Crosby as Herself, Marina Sirtis as Herself, Brent Spiner as Himself, Jonathan Frakes as Himself, John Viener as Announcer / Jagermeister / Lead Singer / Pilot, Alec Sulkin as Announcer / Co-Pilot / Jesus / Trekkie #3, Danny Smith (6) as Beer Can, Patrick Meighan as Ben Seaver, Max Burkholder as Calvin, H. Jon Benjamin as Carl, Lori Alan (1) as Diane Simmons, Steve Callaghan as Employee, Alex Breckenridge as Hot Date, Chris Cox as Kirk Cameron, Adam West as Mayor Adam West, David A. Goodman (1) as Trekkie #1, Mark Hentemann as Trekkie #2, Johnny Brennan (1) as Zima Bottle, Rob Lowe (1) as Himself | Director: Greg Colton
Writer: Danny Smith (6) | | Songs: Queen -- “Flash” (from the “Flash Gordon” Soundtrack) | | | |
| 122 :07x12 - 420 (Apr/19/2009) | Brian leads a protest to have marijuana legalized after Brian gets arrested for possession. Meanwhile, Peter accidentally kills Quagmire's pet cat.
Source: FOX | | Guest Stars: Lori Alan (1) as Diane Simmons, Chris Cox as Various, Ralph Garman as Various, Phil LaMarr as Ollie Williams, Kerrigan Mahan as Various (Voice from “As Good As It Gets”), Danny Smith (6) as Various, Alec Sulkin as Various, John Viener as Various, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Adam West as Mayor Adam West | Director: Julius Wu
Writer: Patrick Meighan | | Songs: The Bangles -- Walk Like an Egyptian | | | |
| 123 :07x13 - Stew-roids (Apr/26/2009) | After Stewie gets his baby butt kicked by Joe’s infant daughter, he starts hitting the gym with Peter.
It seems like all of Stewie’s hard work is paying off until Peter drops a bombshell when he reveals just how Stewie got those six-pack abs.
Meanwhile, Chris starts to date Connie D'Amico and quickly realizes that popularity is like physics – as in what goes up must come down.
Source: Stewie's Playground | | Guest Stars: Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Lisa Wilhoit as Connie DiMico, Meredith Baxter as Elyse Keaton, Jeff Bergman as Fred Flintstone / Paul Sorvino, Gary Cole as Principal Shepherd, Alex Breckenridge as Popular Kid #6, Chris Cox as Various, Chace Crawford as Jock #2 (“That was AWESOME!”), Ralph Garman as Cop, Camille Guaty as Gina, Wentworth Miller as Jock #4 (“We're totally stoked for your party this weekend”), Danny Smith (6) as Various, Alec Sulkin as Jock #3 (“The joke's kinda on us cause we're smelling it”), John Viener as Announcer / Chazz Palminteri / Radio Voice / Scientist, Mae Whitman as Popular Kid #3 | Director: Jerry Langford
Writer: Alec Sulkin | | Songs: Chuck Mangione -- Feels So Good, Q Lazzarus -- Goodbye Horses, Starship -- We Built This City | | | |
| 124 :07x14 - We Love You Conrad (May/03/2009) | When Brian discovers that his ex, Jillian (guest voice Drew Barrymore) is getting married, he is devastated until he meets “The Hills” star Lauren Conrad.
Brian quickly discovers that Lauren just might be his perfect match – if only he can let Jillian go.
Source: Stewie's Playground | | Guest Stars: Lauren Conrad as Herself, Jimmy Fallon as Himself, Craig Ferguson as Himself, Jay Leno as Himself, Audrina Patridge as Herself, Drew Barrymore as Jillian, Ralph Garman as Editor, Mark Hentemann as Various, Lupe Ontiveros as Maid, Whitney Port as Herself, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Alec Sulkin as B-Ryan / Justin-Bobby, Kate Todd as Heidi Montag, André Sogliuzzo as French Waiter / Lee, Sarah Utterback as Lindsay Lohan, George Peppard as “Hannibal” Smith (Footage from “The A-Team”), Dirk Benedict as “Face” (Footage from “The A-Team”), Wally Wingert as Austin Powers, John Viener as Derrick / Sting | Director: John Holmquist
Writer: Cherry Chevapravatdumrong | | | |
| 125 :07x15 - Three Kings (May/10/2009) | Peter hosts a special episode, featuring Family Guy-style adaptations of Stephen King's greatest works:
First, Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe – as 12-year-olds – travel along a railroad track on a journey of self-discovery narrated by Richard Dreyfuss (guest-voicing as himself).
Second, Brian is injured in a bad car crash only to be “rescued” by his “number one fan”, Stewie.
Finally, Cleveland and Peter become fast friends in prison.
Source: Stewie's Playground | | Guest Stars: Chris Cox as Higgins (Magnum B.M. cutaway), Richard Dreyfuss as Himself (Voiceover for “Stand By Me” segment), Ralph Garman as Various, Roy Scheider as Himself (Voiceover for “Stand By Me” segment), Danny Smith (6) as Stephen King, Alec Sulkin as Parole Board Officer, John Viener as Various, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson (as Joey Duchamp, Buster & Boggs), George Wendt as Norm Peterson, Adam West as Ace Merrill | Director: Dominic Bianchi
Writer: Alec Sulkin | | Songs: Buddy Holly -- “Everyday”, The Rembrandts -- “Friends” Theme Song, Gwen Stefani -- “Hollaback Girl” | | | |
| 126 :07x16 - Peter's Progress (May/17/2009) | Peter has his palm read by a psychic who reveals that he had a fascinating past life as Griffin Peterson, a dignified gentleman who vied for the love of Lady Redbush in 17th century England and in the newly founded American colony of Quahog.
It was a time of great love and adventure where King Stewart reigned supreme, the smartest dog in the room was the court jester, army lieutenants were merely boys and even old England loved “How I Met Your Mother”.
Source: Stewie's Playground | | Guest Stars: Jason Segel as Marshall Eriksen, Neil Patrick Harris as Barney Stinson, Josh Radnor as Ted Mosby, John Ross Bowie as Various, Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman, Tom Devanney as Various, Mark Hentemann as Various, Brody Hutzler as Shovin' Buddy, Derwin Jordan as Various, Keri Lynn Pratt as Shovin' Buddy, David Pressman (3) as Shovin' Buddy, Martin Savage as Priest, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Alec Sulkin as Alan Rickman, John Viener as Madame Claude (played Crossarmed Guy #2), Erik Von Detten as Various, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, | Uncredited: Alexander Siddig as Lead Archer | Director: Brian Iles
Writer: Wellesley Wild | | | |
Season 8 |
| Family Guy Presents: Seth & Alex's Almost Live Comedy Show (Nov/08/2009) | Seth MacFarlane invades FOX's Sunday Night “Animation Domination” with a commercial-free variety special starring MacFarlane and his “Family Guy” co-star Alex Borstein.
This half-hour special will highlight the duo's subversive and unique comedic sensibilities and feature original animation, live-action performances of “Family Guy's” most memorable musical numbers, comedy sketches and surprise celebrity guests | | Guest Stars: Marlee Matlin as Herself, John Viener as Announcer, Patrick Warburton as Cal Johnson, Mike Henry (1) as Cleveland (Voice Over) | Director: Louis J. Horvitz
Writer: John Viener, Alec Sulkin, Danny Smith (6), Patrick Meighan, Seth MacFarlane, Artie Johann, David Ihlenfeld, Andy Goldberg, Cherry Chevapravatdumrong, Alex Borstein, Aaron Blitzstein, Wellesley Wild | | | |
| 127 :08x01 - Road to the Multiverse (Sep/27/2009) | | In a take off of the scifi show “Sliders” (1995-2000), Stewie and Brian travel to different versions of Quahog. | | Guest Stars: Jamison Yang as Asian Chris, Mike Henry (1) as Disney Skunk / Disney Witch, Patrick Warburton as Disney Coffee Pot / Quahog Human Catcher, John Viener as Police Dog, Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman, Steve Callaghan as Various, Ralph Garman as Various, Mark Hentemann as Various, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Adam West as Disney Mouse, Alec Sulkin as Various, Noriko Watanabe as Asian Lois, Kei Ogawa as Asian Meg, Kotaro Watanabe as Asian Peter | Director: Greg Colton
Writer: Wellesley Wild | | Songs: Van Halen -- Drop Dead Legs | | | |
| 128 :08x02 - Family Goy (Oct/04/2009) | When Lois finds a lump on her breast, she goes to the doctor to test for cancer.
The tests come back benign, but the doctor looks at her family medical history and reveals some news about Lois' heritage.
Peter takes to the family's new found faith eagerly, but when he is visited by the ghost of his father, he changes his tune.
After a visit from an old friend sets him straight, Peter and Lois agree to go back to the way things were | | Guest Stars: Charles Durning as Francis Griffin, William Woodson as Super Friends Narrator (Archive audio from "SuperFriends" intro), Ben Stein as Rabbi Goldberg, John Viener as Mark Wahlberg | Director: James Purdum
Writer: Mark Hentemann | | | |
| 129 :08x03 - Spies Reminiscent of Us (Oct/11/2009) | | Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd (starring as themselves) move to Spooner Street and hit it off with the Griffins culminating in Stewie and Brian becoming involved with a spy mission in Russia. | | Guest Stars: Chevy Chase as Himself, Dan Aykroyd as Himself, James Lipton as Himself, Nicole Sullivan as Various, Chris Parson as Various, Henriette Mantel as Various, Ralph Garman as Various, Mark Hentemann as Various, Johnny Brennan (1) as Various, Gary Cole as Various, Alec Sulkin as Various, John Viener as Vladimir Putin, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Adam West as Mayor Adam West, Mae Whitman as Various, Dimitri Diatchenko as Russian Soldier | Director: Cyndi Tang-Loveland
Writer: Alec Sulkin | | Songs: Jennifer Lopez -- Let's Get Loud | | | |
| 130 :08x04 - Brian's Got a Brand New Bag (Nov/08/2009) | Brian dates an older woman despite the ribbing he gets from his family.
It only gets worse when he's forced to become her errand boy after she breaks her hip. | | Guest Stars: Nana Visitor as Rita, Alex Breckenridge as Girl In Bar, Reginald VelJohnson as Sgt. Al Powell (Footage from “Die Hard”), Hart Bochner as Harry Ellis (Footage from “Die Hard”), Bruce Willis as Officer John McClane (Footage from “Die Hard”), Steve Callaghan as Various, George Christy as Various, Aimee Garcia as Nicole, Ralph Garman as Various, Paul Gleason (1) as Deputy Police Chief Dwayne T. Robinson (Footage from “Die Hard”), Jack Samson as Various, Stacey Scowley as Various, Debra Wilson as Whitney Houston (as Debra Skelton), Danny Smith (6) as Various, Alec Sulkin as Various, John Viener as Video Store Clerk, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Tico Wells as Various, Adam West as Mayor Adam West, Mae Whitman as Various | Director: Pete Michels (1)
Writer: Tom Devanney | | | | | | |
| 132 :08x06 - Quagmire's Baby (Nov/15/2009) | Father doesn’t know best when Quagmire assumes responsibility for a baby Peter finds who looks just like him.
Meanwhile, Stewie clones himself in an all-new episode that also features a guest voice by Brittany Snow. | | Guest Stars: Brittany Snow as Candy, Mike Henry (1) as Various, Luke Adams (3) as Various, John Bunnell as Himself (Host of World's Wildest Police Chases), Max Burkholder as Bobby Stalling, Noah Gray-Cabey as Shrunky Dinks Kid, Christine Lakin as Various, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Alec Sulkin as Various, John Viener as British Radio Announcer, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Mae Whitman as Annaleigh Quagmire, Tom Wilson (1) as Various | Director: Jerry Langford
Writer: Patrick Meighan | | | |
| 133 :08x07 - Jerome Is the New Black (Nov/22/2009) | Realizing they need to find a replacement for Cleveland, the guys decide they need another black guy.
They happen to meet Jerome who fits in perfectly only to find out he has a history with Lois.
Meanwhile, after Brian volunteers to be the group's fourth, he finds out Glen hates him. | | Guest Stars: Kevin Garnett (1) as Himself, Johnny Brennan (1) as Horace, Chris Cox as Various, Ralph Garman as Various, Mark Hentemann as Various, Alec Sulkin as Various, Kevin Michael Richardson (2) as Jerome, John Viener as Various, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Nana Visitor as Woman (in the restaurant talking about her kid) | Director: Brian Iles
Writer: John Viener | | | |
| 134 :08x08 - Dog Gone (Nov/29/2009) | When Brian accidentally kills another dog, he is surprised to see that no one cares, so he tries to convince everyone that the life of a dog should have the same value as a human one.
Meanwhile, Lois hires a maid who doesn’t listen to Peter | | Guest Stars: Alex Breckenridge as Various, Ralph Garman as Various, Nathan Gunn as Unknown, Mark Hentemann as Various, Chris Matthews (1) as Himself, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Alec Sulkin as Various, Fred Tatasciore as Various, John Viener as Various, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Adam West as Mayor Adam West, Eddie Sotelo as Mikey, Mike Henry (1) as Consuela | Director: Julius Wu
Writer: Steve Callaghan | | | |
| 135 :08x09 - Business Guy (Dec/13/2009) | When Peter gives Lois’ father the bachelor party he never had, Mr. Pewterschmidt slips into a coma and not even Dr. House (guest voice Hugh Laurie) can bring him out of it.
With her father incapacitated, Lois is given control of Pewterschmidt Industries. Peter convinces Lois to let him run the operation, but he gets power-hungry and fires the board.
Mr. Pewterschmidt soon bounces back and tries to regain control of what he’s built – even though it may be more difficult than Christmas shopping for Peter | | Guest Stars: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, John Viener as Kenneth Gould, Alex Breckenridge as Various, Chris Cox as Various, Johnny Galecki as Leonard Hofstadter (from “The Big Bang Theory”), Ralph Garman as Various, Bobby Lee (10) as Asian Man, Jim Parsons as Sheldon Cooper (from “The Big Bang Theory”), Danny Smith (6) as Various, Alec Sulkin as Various, Nana Visitor as Woman (from Carter's office) | Director: Pete Michels (1)
Writer: Alex Carter (1), Andy Goldberg | | | |
| 136 :08x10 - Big Man on Hippocampus (Jan/03/2010) | After Peter hits his head and develops amnesia, he forgets everything, including his family and his friends.
Lois takes extra care of Peter and tries everything to jog his memory and until he starts hitting on other women.
Fed up with his antics, Lois takes the kids and leaves, giving Quagmire his opportunity to swoop in and score. | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
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