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Season 7 |
| 111 :07x01 - Love Blactually (Sep/28/2008) | Dissatisfied with his current love life, Brian decides to slow things down when he meets the girl of his dreams, Carolyn.
However, Cleveland soon sweeps Carolyn off her feet, and Brian must do anything he can do, to win her back, even if it means involving Cleveland's ex-wife, Loretta | | Guest Stars: Tom Devanney as Various, Kat Foster (1) as Carolyn, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Chris Sheridan as Various, John Viener as Fjurg Van Der Ploeg / Various, Alec Sulkin as Baseball Announcer #1, Ralph Garman as Conductor / Reporter / Voice in Bushes, Kirker Butler as First Caterpillar / Member of Symphony, Alex Breckenridge as Jane / Kate / Roxanne, Danny Smith (6) as Second Caterpillar / Suitor / T.V. Announcer | Director: Cyndi Tang-Loveland Writer: Mike Henry (1) | | | |
| 112 :07x02 - I Dream of Jesus (Oct/05/2008) | When Peter re-discovers his love for the painfully annoying yet seductively catchy tune "Surfin' Bird," Brian and Stewie decide to take matters into their own hands to ensure that the song will never be heard again!
Peter goes to every record store in Quahog to track down his beloved jingle, and he runs into a familiar face, none other than Jesus. | | Guest Stars: Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Adam West as Mayor Adam West, Ralph Garman as Manager / Scientist / Maitre'D, Mark Hentemann as Various, Ike Barinholtz as Dane Cook, James Burkholder as Kid, Perez Hilton as Himself (DVD Only), Alec Sulkin as Jesus Christ, Danny Smith (6) as Alan Sherman Record / Sherriff, Niecy Nash as Star Jones, Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman, Kirker Butler as George W. Bush, Steve Callaghan as James Dean, Russ Leatherman as Movie Fone Guy, Amanda MacDonald as Lindsay Lohan, Chris Cox as Waiter | Director: Mike Kim (1) Writer: Brian Scully | | Songs: Geto Boyz -- Still, The Trashmen -- Surfin' Bird | | | |
| 113 :07x03 - Road to Germany (Oct/19/2008) | | While looking for a bathroom, Mort Goldman time travels back to Poland right before the Nazi invasion. Brian and Stewie decide to go back and save him. | | Guest Stars: Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman, Jeff Witzke as Various, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, John Viener as Various, Al Thompson (1) as Black Forest Tree ((the one on the right) DVD Only), Alec Sulkin as Various, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Martin Savage as Various, Kevin Michael Richardson (2) as Various, Billy Merritt as Various, Brian Blessed as Prince Vultan, J. Lee as Black Forest Tree ((the one on the left) DVD Only), Kirker Butler as Various, Steve Callaghan as Various, Gregory Jbara as Nazi Soldiers, Phil LaMarr as Various | Director: Greg Colton Writer: Patrick Meighan | | Songs: (Unknown artist) -- Through Poland To A Jewish Village | | | |
| 114 :07x04 - Baby Not On Board (Nov/02/2008) | | Peter wins a year of unlimited gas, and Brian suggests that the family use the funds to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon. So the Griffins pack up the car and hit the road, but leave some very precious cargo at home. When the family finally realizes that they have left behind one of their own, it's a mad, explosive, hilarious dash back to Quahog. | | Guest Stars: Jacob Pressman as Various, Adam West as Mayor Adam West, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, John Viener as Various, Alec Sulkin as Various, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Joe Flaherty as Various, Alex Breckenridge as Various, Steve Callaghan as DirecTV Announcer / McBurgertown Manager, H. Jon Benjamin as Carl | Director: Julius Wu Writer: Mark Hentemann | | Songs: Marvin Gaye -- Let's Get It On, The Dream Academy -- Power To Believe, Huey Lewis & The News -- The Power of Love, Righteous Brothers -- Unchained Melody | | | |
| 115 :07x05 - The Man With Two Brians (Nov/09/2008) | After watching Johnny Knoxville on Jackass, Peter and the guys film their own shenanigans. When Brian gets hurt, the family worries that he's getting too old, so Peter brings home a new dog. Everything is great until the 'New Brian' crosses the line.
Source: FOX | | Guest Stars: Camille Guaty as Puerto Rican Girl (w/ the bad leg), Alec Sulkin as Various, Danny Smith (6) as Buzz Killington, Mark Hentemann as Various, Kirker Butler as Lincoln's Neighbor, John Viener as New Brian, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Will Sasso as Bernie the Hamster, Johnny Knoxville as Himself | Director: Dominic Bianchi Writer: John Viener | | Songs: Grieg -- 'Peer Gynt' Suite No. 1, Op. 46 - 'Morning' | | | |
| 116 :07x06 - Tales of a Third Grade Nothing (Nov/16/2008) | | Peter's boss Angela sends him back to the third grade so that he can qualify for a work promotion. Meanwhile, Brian, Frank Sinatra Jr. and Stewie open the coolest club in Quahog | | Guest Stars: Phil LaMarr as Judge, Debbie Reynolds as Mrs. Wilson, Sinbad as Himself, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Alec Sulkin as Various, Billy Unger as Kid, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Mae Whitman as Suzie (Malibu Barbie Show & Tell), Wellesley Wild as Various, John Viener as Various, Bruce Jenner as Himself, Ralph Garman as Various, Andy Dick as Himself, Carrie Fisher as Angela, Frank Sinatra, Jr. (1) as Himself, Bob Barker as Himself, Lori Alan (1) as Diane Simmons, Alex Breckenridge as Various, Max Burkholder as Kid, Steve Callaghan as Various, Chace Crawford as Various, Elisha Cuthbert as New Bedford, Kaylee Defer as Various | Director: Jerry Langford Writer: Alex Carter (1) | | | |
| 117 :07x07 - Ocean's Three and a Half (Feb/15/2009) | After being pregnant for seven years, Bonnie finally gives birth to a beautiful baby girl named Susie!
Stewie quickly falls for the little tyke and vows to do anything to win her heart and get in her diaper.
Meanwhile, Joe borrows $20,000 from a loan shark to pay for Bonnie's medical bills, but then plans to steal the money from Mr. Pewterschmidt to pay his debt
Source: FOX | | Guest Stars: Frank Welker as Megatron, Chris Parson as Charlie Sheen (Charlie Harper from “Two & A Half Men”), Danny Smith (6) as Loan Shark, Alec Sulkin as Various, John Viener as Various, James Burkholder as Kid, J. P. Manoux as Jon Cryer (Alan Harper from “Two & A Half Men”), Mark Hentemann as Live Studio Ostrich, Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Christian Bale as Himself (Audio from his expletive filled 'Terminator' rant), Cynthia Watros as Woman (Outside massage parlor), Max Burkholder as Kid, Ralph Garman as Various | Director: John Holmquist Writer: Cherry Chevapravatdumrong | | Songs: Men Without Hats -- Safety Dance | | | |
| 118 :07x08 - Family Gay (Mar/08/2009) | To help pay off his incredible debt, Peter participates in medical experiments to make some extra cash.
First, he is injected with the "Seth Rogen" gene (guest voice Rogen) that "gives you the appearance of being funny even though you haven't actually done anything funny."
Then he is injected with a gene that leads him to a new mate, leaving a broken-hearted Lois behind.
Although the family is crushed, they quickly realize the most important thing is that Peter is happy | | Guest Stars: Wellesley Wild as Various, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, John Viener as Various, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Alec Sulkin as Various, J. Lee as Black Guy (who's doing well cause everything he owns is white), Mark Hentemann as Various, Ralph Garman as Various, Kirker Butler as Various, Alex Breckenridge as Various, Meredith Baxter as Herself, Johnny Brennan (1) as Scott, Seth Rogen as Himself | Director: Brian Iles Writer: Richard Appel | | Songs: Charmian Carr & Daniel Truhitte from “The Sound of Music” -- Sixteen Going on Seventeen | | | |
| 119 :07x09 - The Juice Is Loose! (Mar/15/2009) | | In this "lost" episode, Peter wins a chance to go golfing with infamous football player, O.J. Simpson. | | Guest Stars: John Viener as Various, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Adam West as Mayor Adam West, Jules Green as Various, Reid Bruton as Various, Agostino Castagnola as Various, Conway Twitty as Himself (Archive Footage), Alec Sulkin as Various, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Lori Alan (1) as Diane Simmons, Jeff Bergman as Various, Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman, Max Burkholder as Kid, Cathy Cahlin Ryan as Various, Ralph Garman as Various, Virenia Lind as Various | Director: Cyndi Tang-Loveland Writer: Andy Goldberg | | Songs: Kansas -- Dust in the Wind, Conway Twitty -- I See the Want in Your Eyes | | | |
| 120 :07x10 - FOX-y Lady (Mar/22/2009) | Lois lands a job as a news reporter where her first assignment is to shoot an investigative expose on a liberal filmmaker, but when her story implicates a conservative radio host she gets canned. Meanwhile, Peter uses his wife's connections with FOX to create and pitch his own cartoon series.
Source: FOX | | Guest Stars: Fred Savage as Himself, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Daniel Stern as Himself (“Wonder Years” VoiceOver), Sharon Tay as Rhonda Latimrer, Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson, John Viener as Various, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Adam West as Mayor Adam West, Peter Chernin as Himself, Seth Rogen as Himself, Kim Parks as Various, Johnny Brennan (1) as Various, Kirker Butler as Various, Steve Callaghan as Various, Mark DeCarlo as Jerry Orbach, Jackson Douglas as FOX Cameraman, Ralph Garman as Various, Ed Helms as Himself, Mark Hentemann as Various, John Moschitta, Jr. as Himself | Director: Pete Michels (1) Writer: Matt Fleckenstein | | | |
| 121 :07x11 - Not All Dogs Go to Heaven (Mar/29/2009) | Stewie builds a transporter and brings the entire cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation into his room so he can spend the day with them. Meanwhile, Meg catches the mumps--and becomes a born-again Christian while watching a religious TV show starring Kirk Cameron.
Source: FOX | | Guest Stars: Steve Callaghan as Employee, Lori Alan (1) as Diane Simmons, H. Jon Benjamin as Carl, Max Burkholder as Calvin, Alex Breckenridge as Hot Date, Chris Cox as Kirk Cameron, Adam West as Mayor Adam West, David A. Goodman (1) as Trekkie #1, Mark Hentemann as Trekkie #2, Johnny Brennan (1) as Zima Bottle, Rob Lowe (1) as Himself, Patrick Meighan as Ben Seaver, Danny Smith (6) as Beer Can, Patrick Stewart as Himself, LeVar Burton as Himself, Gates McFadden as Herself, Michael Dorn as Himself, Wil Wheaton as Himself, Denise Crosby as Herself, Marina Sirtis as Herself, Brent Spiner as Himself, Jonathan Frakes as Himself, John Viener as Announcer / Jagermeister / Lead Singer / Pilot, Alec Sulkin as Announcer / Co-Pilot / Jesus / Trekkie #3 | Director: Greg Colton Writer: Danny Smith (6) | | Songs: Queen -- “Flash” (from the “Flash Gordon” Soundtrack) | | | |
| 122 :07x12 - 420 (Apr/19/2009) | Brian leads a protest to have marijuana legalized after Brian gets arrested for possession. Meanwhile, Peter accidentally kills Quagmire's pet cat.
Source: FOX | | Guest Stars: Alec Sulkin as Various, John Viener as Various, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Adam West as Mayor Adam West, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Kerrigan Mahan as Various (Voice from “As Good As It Gets”), Phil LaMarr as Ollie Williams, Ralph Garman as Various, Chris Cox as Various, Lori Alan (1) as Diane Simmons | Director: Julius Wu Writer: Patrick Meighan | | Songs: The Bangles -- Walk Like an Egyptian | | | |
| 123 :07x13 - Stew-roids (Apr/26/2009) | After Stewie gets his baby butt kicked by Joe’s infant daughter, he starts hitting the gym with Peter.
It seems like all of Stewie’s hard work is paying off until Peter drops a bombshell when he reveals just how Stewie got those six-pack abs.
Meanwhile, Chris starts to date Connie D'Amico and quickly realizes that popularity is like physics – as in what goes up must come down.
Source: Stewie's Playground | | Guest Stars: Ralph Garman as Cop, Camille Guaty as Gina, Wentworth Miller as Jock #4 (“We're totally stoked for your party this weekend”), Danny Smith (6) as Various, Alec Sulkin as Jock #3 (“The joke's kinda on us cause we're smelling it”), John Viener as Announcer / Chazz Palminteri / Radio Voice / Scientist, Mae Whitman as Popular Kid #3, Chace Crawford as Jock #2 (“That was AWESOME!”), Chris Cox as Various, Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Lisa Wilhoit as Connie DiMico, Meredith Baxter as Elyse Keaton, Jeff Bergman as Fred Flintstone / Paul Sorvino, Gary Cole as Principal Shepherd, Alex Breckenridge as Popular Kid #6 | Director: Jerry Langford Writer: Alec Sulkin | | Songs: Chuck Mangione -- Feels So Good, Q Lazzarus -- Goodbye Horses, Starship -- We Built This City | | | |
| 124 :07x14 - We Love You Conrad (May/03/2009) | When Brian discovers that his ex, Jillian (guest voice Drew Barrymore) is getting married, he is devastated until he meets “The Hills” star Lauren Conrad.
Brian quickly discovers that Lauren just might be his perfect match – if only he can let Jillian go.
Source: Stewie's Playground | | Guest Stars: Danny Smith (6) as Various, Alec Sulkin as B-Ryan / Justin-Bobby, Kate Todd as Heidi Montag, André Sogliuzzo as French Waiter / Lee, Sarah Utterback as Lindsay Lohan, George Peppard as “Hannibal” Smith (Footage from “The A-Team”), Dirk Benedict as “Face” (Footage from “The A-Team”), Wally Wingert as Austin Powers, Whitney Port as Herself, Lupe Ontiveros as Maid, Lauren Conrad as Herself, Jimmy Fallon as Himself, Craig Ferguson as Himself, Jay Leno as Himself, Audrina Patridge as Herself, Drew Barrymore as Jillian, Ralph Garman as Editor, Mark Hentemann as Various, John Viener as Derrick / Sting | Director: John Holmquist Writer: Cherry Chevapravatdumrong | | | |
| 125 :07x15 - Three Kings (May/10/2009) | Peter hosts a special episode, featuring Family Guy-style adaptations of Stephen King's greatest works:
First, Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe – as 12-year-olds – travel along a railroad track on a journey of self-discovery narrated by Richard Dreyfuss (guest-voicing as himself).
Second, Brian is injured in a bad car crash only to be “rescued” by his “number one fan”, Stewie.
Finally, Cleveland and Peter become fast friends in prison.
Source: Stewie's Playground | | Guest Stars: John Viener as Various, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson (as Joey Duchamp, Buster & Boggs), George Wendt as Norm Peterson, Adam West as Ace Merrill, Alec Sulkin as Parole Board Officer, Danny Smith (6) as Stephen King, Roy Scheider as Himself (Voiceover for “Stand By Me” segment), Ralph Garman as Various, Richard Dreyfuss as Himself (Voiceover for “Stand By Me” segment), Chris Cox as Higgins (Magnum B.M. cutaway) | Director: Dominic Bianchi Writer: Alec Sulkin | | Songs: Buddy Holly -- “Everyday”, The Rembrandts -- “Friends” Theme Song, Gwen Stefani -- “Hollaback Girl” | | | |
| 126 :07x16 - Peter's Progress (May/17/2009) | Peter has his palm read by a psychic who reveals that he had a fascinating past life as Griffin Peterson, a dignified gentleman who vied for the love of Lady Redbush in 17th century England and in the newly founded American colony of Quahog.
It was a time of great love and adventure where King Stewart reigned supreme, the smartest dog in the room was the court jester, army lieutenants were merely boys and even old England loved “How I Met Your Mother”.
Source: Stewie's Playground | | Guest Stars: David Pressman (3) as Shovin' Buddy, Martin Savage as Priest, Danny Smith (6) as Various, Alec Sulkin as Alan Rickman, John Viener as Madame Claude (played Crossarmed Guy #2), Erik Von Detten as Various, Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson, Keri Lynn Pratt as Shovin' Buddy, Derwin Jordan as Various, Brody Hutzler as Shovin' Buddy, Jason Segel as Marshall Eriksen, Neil Patrick Harris as Barney Stinson, Josh Radnor as Ted Mosby, John Ross Bowie as Various, Johnny Brennan (1) as Mort Goldman, Tom Devanney as Various, Mark Hentemann as Various, | Uncredited: Alexander Siddig as Lead Archer | Director: Brian Iles Writer: Wellesley Wild | | | |
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