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• How many votes? Almost 100 million. For what it's worth, last year was 97.5 million.
  
  
• Time to honor the judges. LMAO, first up is a montage of Randy saying "for me, for you, for me." Now a montage of Kara calling contestants "sweetie" and "honey." Now a montage of Paula and her mind-blowing vocabulary. Finally, a montage of Simon asking, "What? Pardon? What did you say?"
  
  
• Yay! Adam and Kris! They're both dressed in white and lookin' super hot. Aaaaand their microphones are turned off, so we can't hear their answers to Ryan's questions.
  
  
• The top thirteen come out and sing "So What." Oh, God. Look at Scott. I'm pretty sure that's what I look like when I dance.

• David Cook time! He's singing "Permanent." If you haven't heard it, it's about his brother who recently passed away, so, yeah, it's really sad.
  
  
• Ah, the stupid Golden Idol Awards. To recap or not to recap... I choose not. Wait, you should know that Mr. Gentle won Outstanding Male and gives us an awesome performance of "And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going."
  
  
• Lil and Queen Latifah perform "Cue the Rain," whatever that is. Fast forward!

• Jason Mraz performs "I'm Yours" with Anoop and Alexis. I heart two-thirds of that group.
  
  
• Video of Kris' Idol journey. Gah, he's so adorable. Then he performs "Kiss a Girl" with Keith Urban. Gah, he's so adorable. Gah, he's so adorable. Gah, he's so adorable. Sorry.

• The girls perform Fergie's "Glamorous." Ugh, I hate this song. Oh, and here's the Ferg-meister herself. She's singing that awful song about not missing you like a child misses her blanket. Fast forward!
  
  
• Now the Black Eyed Peas come out to perform with Fergie. Ugggggh, fast forward!
  
  
• Another Golden Idol. Bikini Girl wins Best Attitude and sings a song. Kara joins her onstage and they duet, sort of. Um, LMAO, Kara has a bikini on under her dress and briefly flashes us. It's pretty hilarious.

• Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaallison! She performs "Time After Time" with Cyndi Lauper.
  
  
• Ewwwwwwwwwwww, Gokey. Lionel Richie joins him for the world's longest duet.

• Video of Adam's Idol journey. *melts* So hot. Um, you have to see what he's wearing. It's, like, leather, and his shoulders are in cages. WHY ARE YOUR SHOULDERS IN CAGES? Oh, and there are platform shoes, naturally. He sings "Beth" and then KISS comes out, and they all perform a medley. It's insane, you guys, with explosions and shit. Please watch it (about one hour and fifteen minutes into the show).

• Carlos Santana peforms something boring. *tries really hard to fast forward* Wait, I hear Adam! The Idols come out and perform with Carlos.
  
  
• Fordmercial! Boo, it's basically just a montage of the past ones while Adam and Kris sing "I Will Remember You." After, David Cook gives them their new Ford Fusion Hybrids.
  
  
• Steve Martin (yes) performs with Megan and Michael. Poor Megan. Run awaaaaay!

• The guys come out and sing "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?" *snort* Then Rod Stewart comes out and sings something. I should note that he's wearing an ugly plaid jacket.
  
  
• The last Golden Idol, for Outstanding Female. You know who's winning this. It's Tatiana! She sings a little bit of "Saving All My Love for You" before getting pulled offstage by some "security guards."

• Kradam duet! They perform "We Are the Champions" with Queen. Can they both win, please?

• OK, it's officially 10:00. Oh, God. Here we go. Oh, God. Simon says they're both awesome. HERE WE GO.

Your next American Idol is...



Kris Allen!