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Season 3 |
| 43 :03x01 - The Vacation Goo (Sep/30/2007) | When Francine discovers that all of their family vacations have been artificial memories created by CIA so that Stan could ditch the family, she is fuming and demands a real vacation. However, when the vacation seems too good to be true, Francine is convinced it's the work of the CIA and causes the family to suffer the consequences. Meanwhile, Roger makes a desperate effort to be the greatest actor who ever lived.
Source: Fox | | Guest Stars: Elizabeth Banks as Becky Arangino, Eddie Kaye Thomas (1) as Barry, Daisuke Suzuki (1) as Toshi, Matt McKenna as Various, Jeff Fischer (1) as Jeff Fischer, John DiMaggio as Various, Patrick Bristow as Various, Mike Barker (1) as Various, Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein, Chris Diamantopoulos as Senor Hidalgo, James Patrick Stuart as Eddie | Director: Albert Calleros
Writer: Jonathan Fener, Josh Bycel | | | |
| 44 :03x02 - Meter Made (Oct/07/2007) | | After Stan punches a male meter maid during a disagreement over a parking ticket, a judge sentences him to two weeks of community service---as a meter maid. He finds it empowering. Meanwhile, Hayley poses in the nude for an art class, where one of the artists turns out to be Roger. | | Guest Stars: Robby Takac as Various, Molly Shannon as Kristy, Rick Podell as Various, Brian Lally as Art Teacher, Mike Henry (1) as Various, Eric Edwards as Various, Shawn Michael Howard (1) as Belmonpan, Mike Rowe as Meter Maid, Mike Barker (1) as Meter Maid, Forest Whitaker as Turlington | Director: Bob Bowen
Writer: Dan Vebber | | Songs: Antonio Vivaldi -- "Spring" | | | | | | |
| 46 :03x04 - Big Trouble in Little Langley (Nov/04/2007) | | Stan seeks out Francine's birth parents because her adoptive parents annoy him so much. But they don't annoy Steve, especially after they give him fireworks. | | Guest Stars: Michael Dunn (2) as Paramedic, Fred Tatasciore as Various, Daisuke Suzuki (1) as Toshi, Eddie Kaye Thomas (1) as Barry, Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein, Holland Taylor as Cassandra Dawson, Jeff Perry as Nicolas Dawson, Teresa Rodriguez as Lindsay Coolidge, Amy Hill as Mah Mah Ling, Tzi Ma as Bah Bah Ling | Director: John Aoshima
Writer: Kenny Schwartz, Rick Wiener | | | |
| 47 :03x05 - Haylias (Nov/11/2007) | | Hayley, brainwashed by Stan in order to make her a sleeper CIA agent, is activated and ordered to marry the son of a senator, who happens to be gay. Roger and Steve create a detective agency, mimicking the 70's TV series they watch. | | Guest Stars: Niecy Nash as Angel, André Sogliuzzo as Dill, Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock, Fred Tatasciore as Bill Elliot / Senator, Martin Mull as Father Donavan, Rolando Molina as Mex, Karen Maruyama as Woman, Ying Liu as Female Announcer, Jeff Fischer (1) as Jeff Fischer, John Ennis as Tex | Director: Brent Woods
Writer: David Zuckerman | | | |
| 48 :03x06 - 42-Year-Old Virgin (Nov/18/2007) | | Throughout his time as a CIA veteran, Stan has never killed anyone, causing three of his friends to help him hunt down his first kill. | | | | | | |
| 50 :03x08 - The Most Adequate Christmas Ever (Dec/16/2007) | | Stan wreaks havoc in heaven and in limbo after dying while in search for the perfect Christmas tree. He hopes to make a return to Earth to save his family, who he had put in danger of freezing to death by dragging them along on his quest. | | Guest Stars: Shawn Michael Howard (1) as Homeless Man, Jane Lynch as Ob/Gyn Doctor, Peter MacKenzie (1) as Various, Matt McKenna as Various, J. K. Simmons as The Judge, Steve Hely as Jim Henson, Erik Durbin as Various, John DiMaggio as Bouncer / The Dove, Chris Diamantopoulos as Various, Mike Barker (1) as Jesus, Tim Dadabo as Waiter, Paget Brewster as Michelle | Director: John Aoshima
Writer: Jim Bernstein | | | |
| 51 :03x09 - Frannie 911 (Jan/06/2008) | | Nasty Roger is given an ultimatum from Stan and Francine to start being nice or leave. Meanwhile, Klaus and Hayley play a game of truth or dare, and Steve decides he wants to become a backup dancer. | | Guest Stars: Patton Oswalt as Ticket Taker | Director: Joe Daniello
Writer: Brian Boyle | | Songs: Little River Band -- “Cool Change” | | | |
| 52 :03x10 - Tearjerker (Jan/13/2008) | | In this standalone James Bond parody, Stan plays a 007-type secret agent sent to stop the diabolical Tearjerker (played by Roger) from fulfilling his master plan to create a movie so sad that it causes anyone who watches it to cry themselves to death. | | Guest Stars: Enn Reitel as British Spy, André Sogliuzzo as Mr. Goodwin, Patrick Stewart as B, Jill Talley as Cocktail Waitress, Flight Attendant, Oscar's Mother, Charles White as Professor, Ivana Milicevic as Austrian Woman, Matt McKenna as Mr. Stashwick, Don LaFontaine as Himself, David Hemingson as Bartender, Seth Green as Matthew McConaughey, Erik Durbin as Randy / Counter Man, Warren Derosa as Unknown, Mike Barker (1) as Mannie | Director: Albert Calleros
Writer: Jonathan Fener | | Songs: Night Ranger -- Rock In America (You Can Still) | | | | | | |
| 54 :03x12 - Widowmaker (Feb/17/2008) | | Stan spends time with 'pretend psychiatrist' Roger, when Francine wants him to open up more emotionally, but ends up being more touchy-feely than she can handle. Meanwhile, Steve vows revenge when Haley kills the queen bee from his science project. | | Guest Stars: Sandra Bernhard as Woman on Bike, Christen Sussin as Julie | Director: Bob Bowen
Writer: Keith Heisler | | | |
| 55 :03x13 - Red October Sky (Apr/27/2008) | Stan goes in search of a former KGB agent, Sergei, but he's shocked to find the man is his new next door neighbor. When Sergei starts helping Steve build a rocket for class, Stan realizes the boy has turned into a communist. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus head to France for a little R&R but their trip takes a turn for the worse when Klaus gets busted for smuggling drugs back into the U.S.
Source: Fox | | Guest Stars: Penelope Fortier as Airport Announcer, Eddie Kaye Thomas (1) as Barry, Daisuke Suzuki (1) as Toshi, Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock, Kevin Michael Richardson (2) as Principal Lewis, Steve Hely as Jim Henson, Travis Bowe as Various, Curtis Armstrong as Schmuley “Snot” Lonstein | Director: Caleb Meurer
Writer: Steve Hely | | | |
| 56 :03x14 - Office Spaceman (May/04/2008) | | The CIA to initiate an Alien Task Force after Roger releases photos of himself to the media for money. Tension at home begins when in a twist of fate, Roger is put in charge of the task force in disguise, making him Stan's boss. Meanwhile, Francine deals with being left-handed and Roger frames Stan in order to keep his identity a secret. | | Guest Stars: Raven-Symone as Katie | | | |
| 57 :03x15 - Stanny Slickers II: The Legend of Ollie's Gold (May/11/2008) | Officially declared dead after an accident with a pudding truck, Stan comes back to life and realizes his sweet dream of leaving a legacy on the world. After digging through his past, Stan begins to excavate his home in search of Ollie North's Contra'-band buried treasure. As the search for gold goes North,' life at home begins to head south as Hayley turns to body piercing, Steve creates a robotic girlfriend and Roger files for sexual harassment. Will Stan's gold lust propel him to fame or will he forgo it to save and treasure his family?
Source: FOX | | Guest Stars: Matt McKenna as Various, Shawn Michael Howard (1) as Various, Skyler Gisondo as Matty Moyer, Richard Gant as Firefighter, Erik Durbin as Langley Falls Town Geologist, Chris Diamantopoulos as Hanson Foam Man, Paget Brewster as Michelle, Travis Bowe as Paramedic, Mike Barker (1) as Terry Bates, Raven-Symone as Woman (in Stan's dream future Smithsonian exhibit) | Director: Pam Cooke
Writer: Erik Sommers | | Songs: 2 Live Crew -- Me So Horny | | | |
| 58 :03x16 - Spring Break-Up (May/18/2008) | | Unappreciated by Stan, Francine visits her parents over spring break. Yet the family is unaware of Roger's own plans to become the 'King of Spring Break,' as he invites college coeds to come party at their revamped home. While Steve tries to lose his virginity to the luscious Carmen Selectra, Stan's tastes lead him to Jessica, his new Spring Break buddy. Stan must now decide whether the booze cruise with Jessica is better than married life. | | | |
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